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The weasel adjusted his jacket as he seemed to have made an example out of this rabbit, "Good so ya know who's in charge in this here town." He stuck his nose up in the air proudly, glad to get a good scare out of this girl, " ya keep it that way or else I will get the DIP involved. I ain't had no good experiences with rabbits so don't make it on my list."

"Who, me? Course not, where would ya get a silly notion like that, heh heh," Camilla said, nervously. She felt now was not the right time to tell him who she was. She pulled one ear down and began to wring it. "Just a simple bunny girl with no standing prejudices against weasels or Judge Doom or DIP or anything."

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*looks up at the weasel on patrol* No just a science fiction novel.

The weasel quirked a brow and let out a low hum in his throat. Now Smarty was one for reading, he gots to have his smarts since he's the leader of the toon patrol, but he wasn't too keen on science fiction. He's seen what happens when toons get to influenced by certain books or movin' pictures. They'll make some crazy potion much like dip or try to create some nuts and bolts robot. This might be interesting to stick around for."What are ya? Some mad scientist tryin ta get some ideas?"

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The weasel bellowed out a loud gasp as the young toon pulled out a banana pie, and before he could say anything or whip out his pistol, his face was COVERED in the cream. Smarty let out a low growl as his wiped down his face and narrowed a glare at the girl before hissing out," STOP THAT LAUGHIN'! THIS AIN'T TIME FOR NO FUNNY BUSINESS!". The weasel continued to grumble to himself as he wiped chunks of cream off his suit.  "Ya know how hard it is ta get cream pie out of this suit? I might as well send ya to the dryers to get pressed & ironed out as well!"

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She pulls a banana cream pie out of her hammer space and proceeds to smash it in his face.  She falls onto her back in a fit of hysterics, holding her stomach from laughing so hard.  ”I-I-I-I-I- JUST DO!”

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"Someone gotta be patrolin' these rowdy street. Why, ya got a problem with weasels, toots?"

"D-d-d-don’t arrest me! I never did anything to ya! Jeepers, I can’t believe they even let weasels into Toontown anymore!"

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The weasel let out a snort as he watched the rabbit show off his foot " Well ya gots two of two so hows about I take one for keeps sake?"

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"Ain't no one gonna be tossin' any banana cream pie around here unless it's me and what makes ya think think ya know anything 'bout funny, pipsqueak?"

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You wouldn’t know funny if it came up and hit you in the face with a banana cream pie, weasel!

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The weasel kept his squint up as he watched the rabbit...or dog.. whatever this toon was. "I feel sorry fer the sucker who came up with ya, then, cause you look mighty suspicious." The weasel was still rather confuse, but he ain't stupid like one of this other weasel partners, he'll figure this out somehow! "Ya ain't been barkin' up any trees ya shouldn't have, right? "

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*was sitting on a park bench one sunny day enjoying a cup of iced coffee and reading a book* :)

The day wouldn't stay nice and sunny for long.The pink-clad weasel was out on patrol while the other boys were on break back at their meet-up. He wanted to make sure no shenanigans were goin' on the crazed toon city.The siren blared from his car as the weasel watched the streets for any problematic toons, but the streets seemed to be fairly clean which meant it was very BORING for Smarty. No trouble here or there....wait a gosh darn minute. The patrol car backed up sloppily as he saw someone sitting on the bench. From there, Smarty stuck his nose out the window and hollered out, " Whatcha got in your hand? It ain't a book on di-sobeyin' no laws, is it? "

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[[ I've been caught!

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((THERE’S A BLOG FOR ONE OF THE WEASELS *hyperventilates with excitement*))

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Hey! Stop that con flabbit bellowin' in the name of the law or I'm gonna have ta arrest ya! 

"W-w-w-w-w-w-WEASEL!" Camilla shrieked at the figure on the street. 

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xbadbunny

abigail-hss-hardscrabble

tashafitz

nightmare-comet

andy-squirrel

theeldestwarner

toontownhunnybunny

gottathingforrabbits

numbuh214

youngestwarnersib

Ain't I turnin' into a popular fella'.

All of ya's best not be thinkin' of any funny business!

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"Yeah, I'm a weasel! Ya gotta problem with that, wise guy?", the weasel paused for a moment as he examined the fellow cartoon, squinting his eyes as he looked roger up and down. 

"Ya sure look like a rabbit."

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The weasel raised a brow as he listened to this other rabbit. He seemed so calm & collected, not like that other nincompoop of a rabbit. "All ya rabbits are so chipper.", he said as he spits to the side and adjusts his jacket. "Ya sure this is your lucky day? Da only thing I've heard that's lucky about rabbits are their feet.". The weasel couldn't help but cackle at his own joke as he awaits the rabbit's response.

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waltsluckyrabbit

Is it rabbit season or somethin'?

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hiya-im-roger Oh look, it's the dang rabbit!

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