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the time to be a mean dyke is now. be a killjoy feminist and take things too seriously, we’ve been too nice about girl math and girl dinner and pink jobs and the general infantilization of women and it’s gotten us nowhere. be a buzzkill now, for our future and our dignity
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good evening to everyone deranged over a piece of vampire media
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#he was imprisoned for veterinary reasons. he would not rest and recover so he was locked up#for horse medicine crimes. contempt of vet.#idk what was wrong with him I didn't ask
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*gets different kinds of pseudoscience confused* you only use 10% of your brain until you're 25
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reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head
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fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.
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Duuude don't question my version of events I'm such a reliable narrator. I'm literally the protagonist and the main character. You can literally read some of my internal thoughts, that clearly means you have complete access to an objective view of my thoughts and feelings and a correct impression of my characterization and the events unfolding around me. I'm not omitting any information from the audience. Nevermind that timeskip just now
#Lestat and his pre revolutionary french lack of child support#in tvl he's like ohhh nobody loved me I never spoke to anyone my own age except Nicki#and then in Body Thief he offhandedly mentions impregnating village girls and then refusing to let them in the castle#and you learn this in the context of Mr I'm so noble I only eat bad guys committing 'hit her until she stops resisting' sexual assault#which he thinks he makes all better by tracking the woman down later and giving her an antique rosary.#horrendous car crash of a character. morbid fascination with what horrible and stupid thing he will do next.
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AITA for not telling my fiancé I know he’s queer?
I 20s (F) have a 20s (M) fiancé, V, and he’s been talking about this terrible secret he cannot tell me and he keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out. The issue is V and I were raised together by his parents, and my surrogate 40s (M) father and (now deceased) surrogate mother arranged for our marriage back when we were both children. They thought it was the best for us and at the time we were too young to realize the implications and had no reason to reject to the match. When we were teenagers our mother was on her deathbed and she told us again that she wished for us to marry, and of course we both agreed. However, V is also best friends with a 20s (M) guy called H, and they were nearly inseparable as boys and teens. They also went to university together and shared an apartment but V had to come home due to family reasons. Lately he’s been going out all day and coming home at night hours later. He insists that he’s fine and that we all leave him alone and not worry for him, but I think he and H have been sneaking around. He even delayed our wedding day by arranging a trip to go to England alone with H. It’s exhausting for all of us and I think I should just tell V I know and support him and that we can call off the marriage, but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I’m completely fine with not marrying him - he always felt more like a brother to me anyway - but I worry it might come off wrong. The worst part is he’s really beating himself up about it. He’s so guilty it’s beginning to take a toll on his health. I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to be happy.
EDIT: nvm he built an 8ft creature in his dorm
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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!
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"We will wash it, we will splosh it Bring the bucket and mop, mop, mop We will dust it, we will brush it We will polish it top, top, top".
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do not 'oh it's just mascara' me i mean ANYTHING if you would hesitate to leave the house for a certain occasion without applying a certain thing to your face then you wear makeup for that occasion
#anything that feels Fancy or like an occasion gets makeup#work and school did not feel like fancy occasions so they would only get it now and then if I felt like it#airports don't not least because I think it saves time to look like your passport photo.
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every time I post about how much I hate my period some dumbass terf gets mad about my "internalized misogyny" for "hating my natural woman body" so periodic reminder that I'm a cis woman and I hate my period, my uterus can eat shit, and I'd flush my ovaries down the toilet given half an opportunity fuck this shit 🖕🖕🖕
#if I weren't mortally afraid of general anaesthetic. it would be gone already#I'm about as cis as it's possible to be and I don't like being dangerously anaemic or in blinding pain#pains so bad I got given prescription painkillers *as a teenager* and it hasn't improved#it also failed at its primary purpose more than once. it doesn't even work!!#damn the wretched organ and I hope it spontaneously shrinks into nonexistence.#also get the HPV jab if you're eligible it protects against like 97% of cervical cancers
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rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice
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nasty faggotses........
WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX
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My blocklist is a spectrum with "this person has literally called me subhuman" on one end and "this person seems fine but blocking them makes my favorite fandom tags 999% more navigable" on the other
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