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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen
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blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career
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Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”
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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”
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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?
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vid i took of frank trying to eat the key to the city
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i would do anything for this woman. what's her email address?
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