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The best photo I took at Dashcon 2

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@strange-aeons HAS SUCCSEEDED IN ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A CROAKERVERSE CHARACTER AND THUS MURDERING THE MUPPET JOKER

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sometimes I am plagued by visions. is this anything

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Dragon Cum

Thick And Creamy

Burns A Bit On The Way Down

You Can Feel It In Your Stomach

If these descriptors don’t make the drink sound worthy of the name “Dragon Cum,” then, well, you’re probably not the same level of Furry Trash that I am. All the same, if you like sweet drinks, are a fan of sipping, or are just a culinary or alcoholic explorer, Dragon Cum may be worth a shot! It��s pretty straight-forward. 1 part Fireball cinnamon whiskey, paired with one part Hazelnut Coffee Creamer, and you have the most basic variant. You could always mix it up, use a different kind of creamer, say, cinnamon roll, and find yourself perhaps with Red Dragon Cum, or perhaps use Rumchata instead of Coffee Creamer, and find yourself with the exceptionally potent Elder Dragon Cum. Lot of possibilities here, but basically, this is my new favorite drink, I have a new camera, and this is all very silly. Enjoy!

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Hello?

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(cant remember the expression "bit off more than i could chew") guess i really sucked off more than i could swallow huh

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[Muffled Screaming from Muppet Superhell]

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respectfully,,,,, agreed

🤡 knighted 🗡️

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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

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This is yuri, methinks

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🤡 knighted 🗡️

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call my meat a dead horse the way i hmm save as draft

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How the @raccoonmilf panel is going