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song of the day

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Found this randomly on a walk. I didn't see any sharp blades or anything anywhere so I'm???

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I've been powering up my beam attack since 2011. Now, I have finally found my target. Prepare.

what a coincidence! I've been preparing a beam-deflecting shield since

wait you said 2011? did you say 2011? ah you've gotta be fucking kidding me. what month? like when did it start. ah fuck me what day. unbelievable.

unbelievable.

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if there's a button that either kills me or deposits a lifechanging amount of money in my bank account though, I do start fully believing luck is a skill and victory comes from absolute confidence, and then I slam the button and something that is either wonderful or terrible happens

I don't actually believe all that much in luck, except for when I have a friend I believe to be luckier with me, in which case I'll send them out to do luck-requiring things like a crpg companion

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youre not fucking listening to me its not a "chuuni" eyepatch I have an actual cursed demonic eye and I have to keep it covered or I see terrible things and bleed from the socket and pass out Im not a fucking chuuni its a serious real problem

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I don't actually believe all that much in luck, except for when I have a friend I believe to be luckier with me, in which case I'll send them out to do luck-requiring things like a crpg companion

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I've been training up my luck lately by flipping coins and while I haven't seen results yet I do plan on moving up to full monetary investment in carnival wagers when I've got the hang of basic 50/50s

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Sina draw them as women again? Yeah.....

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are you acting more like toby fox in an attempt to add credence to the rumor that you're the same person?

I feel like I would have been better about playing deltarune entries within the first week of release, if I were the one releasing them

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song of the day

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when the quartermaster finally opens the cart and asks why we only have cavalry sabres

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22/100

frilled shark part 2

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living by my awesome sword #mysword

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how I'm watching the onions scoot around the pan until they become shimmery but my eyes didn't burn when I cut the onions so I know it's about to happen any second now

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When considering whether to keep or release a fish, make sure to take into account the following:

1) Did the fish have it coming?

1a. Has the fish wronged you?

1b. Has the fish wronged a loved one?

1c. Does the fish support the wrong football club?

1d. Does the fish look a little bit gay?

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it's funny how a lot of the songs on the cyberpunk 2077 soundtrack are one-offs by musicians that, while obviously well within the realm of stuff the developers liked, are still very clearly budget-conscious choices aimed at getting a fair variety without necessarily needing to spend all the money in one place

and then for the jazz station they licensed five miles davis songs and one song each from john coltrane, charles mingus, dexter gordon, chet baker, thelonious monk, and trio of doom to account for 75% of the budget