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Still didn't get a response to how do I look tho.

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Regulus Black the type of person to look up "how to make friends" and then answer every single tip "no"

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The answer is always yes jamie

James to Regulus:

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While I recognize it's manipulation, it's cute when you try something slytherin my love

Regulus: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

James: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Regulus: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

James: Is it working?

Incorrect quotes<3

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Me

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One day you'll be capable of proper apologies

Regulus: Jamie, Barty has something to say to you *pushes Barty towards James*

Barty: *rubs the back of his neck*

James: Uhh

Barty:I just wanted to say I was wrong about you and basically wanted to apologies,

James: Oh..

Barty: Yeah so ‘unfuck’ you or whatever.

Regulus: *facepalms*

James: That was beautiful Barty

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Regulus: I think I’m going to start tutoring

Barty: Tutoring in what, suicide?

Regulus:

Regulus: Kill yourself

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Ooc: convo with my mum who doesn't want me to leave her, but all ive dreamt of since I was a child was to leave.

Me: I wanna shift to a good liberal country like the uk or Australia or Canada or smthg.

Mum: why? Just stay here, with us. Why are you leaving us alone like this. What is so bad out there

Me: (who knows my mom knows I'm bi) there are a thousand fckn reasons. One of them is being able to marry a woman and adopt kids.

Mum: what!? Thats- thats your reason. That's so silly and stupid. Just marry a boy, here.

WHY WOULD I NARRY A BOY HERE WHO IS DOUBLY MORE CONSERVATIVE AND STUPID OMG WHATSFKSGSKSHSK

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Yes. They have. But it'd alright, not more than you siri.

*James and remus walking into a Halloween party dressed as cowboys*

Regulus: save a horse ride a cowboy

Sirius: REGGIE

Sirius:

Sirius: agreed though

Sirius: I take the taller one, you take glasses?

Regulus: yup

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When you qualify the criteria for all the boxes. Overachiever Barty my (non) beloved

barty: i think im bi

evan: which one?

barty: wdym?

evan: bisexual, bilingual, bipolar

regulus: i know

regulus: a bitch.

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I was literally a child. That should've been a guess, @so-sirius-rn

Remus: how did Reggie first came out to you?

Sirius: well there were always signs, but when he really did, he did it by giving me a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

Remus: That's cute

Sirius: It was NOT cute!

Sirius: I thought he was pregnant.

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@petertheratatoullie

i feel like peter would be that friend who is always on the most random side quests 😭 like they’re all blowing up the gc wondering where he is and bro’s judging a dog show 3 towns over 😭😭😭

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Ooc: I'm so busy with my job and my college and my research and suddenly, out of nowhere, when I get 1 moment of peace, my brain is bombarded with jegulus angst. Screaming, crying, throwing up.

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The answer is yes ofcourse.

James to Regulus:

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I hope you know I AM your gift, dear brother. Happy day of birth.

@so-sirius-rn HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PRETTIEST STAR IN THE SKY

I love you soooo much imma be there in some time to give you your gift

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I hope you know I AM your gift, dear brother. Happy day of birth.

@so-sirius-rn HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PRETTIEST STAR IN THE SKY

I love you soooo much imma be there in some time to give you your gift

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@thatbivthbcj

Regulus: Barty, can I talk to you for a second? Barty: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and James are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Regulus: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.