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celebrities used to be so cool man jane fonda still gets arrested at protests marilyn monroe was under investigation by the CIA for being a communist hedy lamarr invented wifi what happened

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i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holes” are ideas that can absolutely coexist

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Men: *deliberately mislead women for sex, emotionally manipulate women into sex, pretend that they’re there for the long term to get a quick fuck and leave*

Women: I’m very up front about my standards, I don’t date men who don’t spend money on me

Men: what a shallow manipulative whore slut can you believe this selfish spoiled bitch. Women only want money while I, with the moral high ground, aim simply to use, discard, and penetrate them for free under false pretense

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Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

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i hate making accounts. what do you need my email address for you little pervert

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miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it's to physically attack people. and she's right.

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okay this is REALLY funny actually

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knuckle tats that say KAFK AESQ

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no my friend, you don't have a crush. you have serious attachment issues and someone is giving you attention.

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hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

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i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

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I remember watching a youtube video about a feral lady who built her own home in nature and lived on her own, using fresh spring for water and cooking on the floor of her house (which looked beautiful), and a guy was interviewing her and went “Isn’t this inconvenient tho? To have to light a fire every day, before you can even make tea?” and she shot back “Isn’t it inconvenient for you to work 8 hours a day just so you don’t have to light a fire?” and I was shook. This lady knew whats up while we were still babies. Legendary savage.

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girls only like me for my personality and my sense of humor and my huge tits, i wish it was for my prophetic visions as well

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via christianmhull

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that the people who care about you aren’t, in fact, incrementally & constantly adjusting their opinion of you based on how stupid or cool your last interaction with them was….is something i actively try believing in every single day & when it works it brings my heart great peace