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we made universes out of bitten lips and broken hands

boyneptune

Summary:

Harry looks at the hand he's been dealt with and finds it lacking. He will forge his own future with bloodied hands and dried tears even if it'll kill him.

or

seer!Harry who tries to live his life and enjoy it, fuck prophesies and mastermind darklords and evil teachers.

OR

Harry is a point between very observant and very tired with life. Oh, and he keeps accidentally predicting the Future. He insists no one in his family is of Seer Blood (no one believes him, of course).

And there's also Tom Riddle.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57798382/chapters/147109747

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nezushi sketches~

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what if I draw nezushi every day??

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liu siblings and their crazy similar throuples

GUESS WHOS BACK DRAWING MINGNINGLING

its been a while since ive been able to enjoy sha hualing, its nice to draw her again c:

liu mingyans robes were heavily inspired by @junesfool work,,, because i just had that reference on hand,,,,,,,,, miau

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Thinking about SQH and SQQ figured each other out earlier on before the conference. The two becoming friends and panning mushrooms earlier... but also each realizing the other doesn't need it.

Because SQH with more time around SQQ has noticed that LBH absolutely adores him and knowing his protagonist he realizes cucumber-bro is literally Binghe-nip. That his protagonist is not going to turn SQQ into human stick...that all his bro will need to be worried about is attic wife route.

And SQQ is interrogated by MBJ as he sees SQH spending time with him and SQQ who recognizes demonic courting easily clocks what MBJ is doing and that SQH is not so much advisor but future consort/queen of the northern desert and he wants to shake airplane because the idiot author clearly forgot all about the lore of demonic courting that he fucking wrote.

The pair each knowing the other is safe but the other not believing them.

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Don't be like Shen Yuan and Kim Dokja guys.

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Liu Qingge:*feels the shifting spiritual energies of his students sneaking up on him*

Liu Qingge: Hey!

*most of the students flee, one particularly bold one steps into view though*

Liu Qingge: Kssst! *he pulls out a spray bottle*

*the last student scurries off*

SQQ (who came over for tea): ...Shidi has such an interesting relationship with his disciples.

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SQQ: Ok that's it! *pulls out paper and a brush*

SQQ, narrating his letter out loud: Dear Liu Qingge, please accept Ming Fan into Bai Zhan Peak-

Ming Fan: Shizun no!!

SQQ: As he has decided he knows better than this master he must continue his cultivation elsewhere.

Ming Fan: I'm sorry Shizun!

SQQ: I trust you will be able to handle any further uncouth-

Ming Fan: *gasps*

SQQ: and unfilial -

Ming Fan: *starts crying*

SQQ: behavior. He is good at organizing things perhaps you can put him in charge of the armory.

Ming Fan: *falls to his knees* This disciple was wrong Shizun! Please don't send me away!

SQQ: *folds and seals letter dramatically*

SQQ: *hands it to Ming Fan* take that to the kitchens and burn it- then I don't want to see you again today!

Ming Fan: *sniffling* Yes Shizun. Thank you Shizun! *leaves*

SQQ: Oh hello Shidi I didn't see you there.

LQG, who is just here to show SQQ the weird bug he found on his last mission: Shixiong has such an interesting relationship with his disciples.

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Might Be Wolves

Wildpoet

Summary:

Alright, he needed to do something right now to prove to this wolf that he was not a fox, he was a shapeshifter. He needed to… to…move…?

Any time… Please…?

His body remained immobile, and the wolf continued to lick him.

The fucking snake monster, and the fucking paralytic causing problems.

Aka: Jaskier's a shapeshifter and stuck in his form when a strange wolf finds him.

All Witchers cursed into their animal forms

Witchersexual jaskier

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disciple!luo binghe finding out that shen qingqiu has a "companion" named shen yuan, who is sunshine personified and who can't seem to stop cooing over binghe, calling him the cutest little lamb and giving him food and an actual place to sleep and a real cultivation manual. binghe falls head over heels.

no one knows the actual relation between shen qingqiu and shen yuan, whether they are brothers, lovers, friends, just that shen yuan lives in the bamboo house and shen qingqiu is notoriously possessive about him and will resort to violence.

one day binghe witnesses shen qingqiu coldly rejecting shen yuan's attempt to cuddle and vows that when he grows up, he will spoil shen yuan as he deserves (shen jiu didn't actually reject his a-yuan, shen yuan was trying to distract him to steal sweets out of his sleeves and shen jiu is trying to make shen yuan eat actual food).

anyway, shen qingqiu eventually realizes that not only does he have to ward off his fellow peak lords (yue qingyuan stop buying him more candy and liu qingge stop leaving disgusting corpses on his porch!!), but the threat is coming from inside the house peak as well, and he kicks luo binghe into the abyss not because he's a demon, but for trying to poach shen yuan.

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kissing the boyfriend 🍃

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Artist : https://x.com/rikky_yn

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secretly shipped these two… sorry binghe

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Luo Binghe: If Shizun disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Shen Qingqiu: Binghe! You should have principles.

Luo Binghe: You're right. I should.

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shen yuan voice I’m being such a good shizun there’s no way a-jiu will end up as the scum villain now!