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boss makes a dollar I make a dime; that’s why I make danmei memes on company time

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Today I remembered I have the power to draw chibis

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Misty Whispers

watchingvfall_n_drown

Summary:

Voldemort walks into the cave to hide his treasure. He doesn't expect to find another.

Creature HP

Sane LV

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52724791/chapters/133357861

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the main reason why binghe would never attempt to atticwife sqq again is because all the previous times he tried, sqq just up and died.

binghe: i just have to lock shizun in the water prison and he wont leave me!

sqq: [self destructs]

binghe: ... well now i just have to lock shizun up so nothing will happen to him again...!

sqq (plantzun edition): [screams in agony as his body rots right in front of binghes eyes]

binghe: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM!!!! IF I DESTROY EVERYTHING ELSE THEN SHIZUN WILL HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO BUT WITH ME!!!! RIGHT?? RIGHT!?!?????

sqq: [almost self destructs by himself. again.]

binghe:

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I find myself drawing summer-like doodle because it's been so hot lately

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Bingjiuyuan idea. Transmigrator Bingge who basically starts his life over, prepared to make SQQ's life as miserable as possible. He's already dealt with his scum Shizun once, he'll do it again and make it worse.

Only, this time, there's two of them. SJ and SY. Binghe is super confused but alright, the more Shizuns to punish, the better? Jiuyuan look pretty similar, but they were just street urchins together and at the Qiu manor together. They both have mixed feelings about YQY.

LBH steels himself to deal with twice as much abuse. And then they're both kinder. The SY effect on SJ has him still cranky and strict, but not downright abusive. LBH still hates him, still expects the abuse for a while. And of course gets hit with the SY wifebeam and fantasizes about getting rid of SJ.

For a while, he fights with SJ over a pretty oblivious SY, who is just happy his Jiu-ge is being kind to LBH.

Until he's moved into the side room of the bamboo house and overhears something that changes everything. He cracks the door and oh, the sight of SJ plowing into SY is enough to fuel his spring dreams for YEARS.

Oh. Okay. Maybe he's alright with having two wifezuns. He's kind of got a thing for being domineered by SJ anyway, much to his dismay.

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Liushen political marriage where Liu qingge thinks about having sex with his husband and berates himself for being so shameless, he and shen yuan might be friends but their marriage is just a front! Only a scumbag would force someone into a relationship like that, even if they're technically spouses!

Meanwhile shen yuan is sighing because his husband doesn't want to fuck him, and binghe wants Liu qingge to drop dead because how are you neglecting the most beautiful wife in the world.

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Doppleganger AU where Shen Jiu is very superstitious so he starts trying to kill Shen Yuan because the legend says your doppelgänger will try to murder you .

Meanwhile SY is just running around the bamboo house like woaw you look like me hehe :D and SJ doesn’t trust this act for ONE SECOND but then Shen Yuan starts sleeping in the bamboo house and being monitored and he just wakes up sooo sleepy and tries to cuddle SJ all the time and he keeps being his sweet pliant fuckable self and SJ is like nevermind he is actually dumb and I am keeping him.

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Jiuyuan

Vampire SY

Disciple era

BRO, MY GIFT FROM MONSTER SMASH EXCHANGE GOT REVEALED AS WELL!!

2 Times Shen Jiu Topped Shen Yuan + 1 Time Shen Yuan Realized He Meant It

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I love it in fics when there is no Shen Yuan, but Airplane is there anyway. Most of the time he's not even playing an important role, he's just hanging out as a background character like-

Liu Qingge: Wait, Shen Qingqiu was a slave?!?!

Qi Qingqi: And he's not a pervert?!?!

Wei Qingwei: I can't believe we all made these assumptions

Shang Qinghua: Wow, how crazy, he's not what he seems, who could've guessed, anyway can we get back to the budget, this is what the meeting was supposed to be about

And honestly, I think there should be more scumplane interactions

Shen Qingqiu: If you known the rumors were fake, then why do you avoid me?

Shang Qinghua: Because you're terrifying????

Shen Qingqiu: Finally, someone who respects me in the way I've always wanted

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pondering jiuyuan cockwarming at a peak lord meeting and it’s the most calm sj has ever been around his fellow peak lords and whenever sy is addressed and doesn’t answer quick enough sj whacks him with his fan

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the reason why i like shen jiu and shen yuan in a relationship of any kind is because whatever the dynamic, shen yuan makes shen jiu better, and shen jiu makes shen yuan so so much worse.

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someone on tiktok said that kpop demon hunters is the closest straight people will ever get to being queerbaited I'm crying

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Jiuyuan is so good because everyone who sees them being lovey dovey has to choose between being insanely jealous or being super horny watching two shen qingqius make out. Mix of both usually