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waiter waiter!!! can i get more house md smut with a side of intox <3
I GOTCHUUUUUUU ive been thinking a lot abt it can you tell >:3
warnings: intox, hard drug use, cnc/noncon/dubcon, somno, gaslighting, humiliation, mentions of date rape and suicide, homophobia/transphobia, slurs, sph but make it t-dick, medical kink, 🏠 being 🏠
reader is a trans man/transmasc. anatomical terms used are cunt, slit, and dick/t-dick
so. house has no qualms drugging people for his own personal gain. he’s done it to wilson, cuddy’s mother, a nuisance neighbor, and god knows how many patients. but i don’t think he’d do it to have sex with someone. he has multiple reasons for this, the simplest being that he doesn’t need to.
“date rape is pathetic. if you can’t get people to sleep with you of their own free will, that’s what we call a ‘you problem’. you should worry about fixing your own life instead of ruining someone else’s. or, you could do the honorable thing and just kill yourself, like the noble samurai.”
he also wants his partner in the moment with him. someone excited, responsive, someone who will react to his every touch and beg for more. it’s an ego boost for him.
that being said, however, he’s absolutely into intox sex. it’s probably one of his biggest kinks. he’s fascinated by the effects of drugs, how a little bit of this or a tiny bump of that can augment the experience, either for himself, or a willing lab rat.
house gets off on documenting the experience. sometimes he’ll ask you questions about your high and put your answers in writing. sometimes he'll film the session (with or without your knowledge. i bet he has hidden cameras. depends on if he’s worried about participant bias). most commonly though, he'll narrate his findings into a voice recording.
he's fully clothed with you naked on his lap. your head's been spinning for a while now, thanks to that brownie he fed you earlier. he's got one hand pinching your nipple; the other lazily stroking your cunt, tracing up and down your slit, creating a baseline level of arousal for you. "current time is 11:57, almost 3 hours after ingestion. subject is presenting with dilated pupils, impaired motor skills, decreased cognitive function..."
he pinches your t-dick and jerks it aggressively, causing you to jolt upright and yelp in shock, "a-aah! f-fu-OH! fuck!” you start to leak into his hand.
"subject is self-lubricating adequately—" house’s fingers slip off your t-dick. he huffs in frustration, but gets right back to it, “perhaps even excessively, and presents with healthy erectile tissue despite underdevelopment.” he stops jerking you to suck on your neck and smack your cunt with an open palm. “you get that? that’s big smart doctor-speak for ‘you have a tiny dick.’” he starts to jerk you again. “an adorable, tiny little baby dick. it’s almost like you’re a real boy.”
it's not always a clinical trial with him, though. he’s also into more casual, personal, intimate intox play. things like drinking games or sharing a bong together. he loves pressuring you to do one more shot, take one more hit, let yourself slip further and further. he’s such a bad influence.
as you two get better acquainted over time, you’ll build trust in each other, and house will want to take more risks with you. he likes to call you on the phone at random with ideas.
he leaves you a voicemail, “you ever hear of ketamine? it’s a dissociative anesthetic. used as an antidepressant, a party drug, and horse tranquilizer. let me know if you’re interested, because i wanna give you some and then fuck you in the ass. alright! gotta go, talk soon. later, fag!”
after enough sessions together, he’ll pop the question: “how do you feel about loss of consciousness? are you okay with waking up to me using you?”
he invites you to spend the night, and you’re greeted at the door with some water and a mysterious pill.
“what’s this?” you ask.
“wanna find out?” he answers.
a few sessions like that, and then house will escalate. suppose an offer of a pill turns into a surprise injection in your bicep.
if you don’t pass out, you’ll have to guess what he gave you based on how it makes you feel. on edge? heart’s racing? a stimulant. dizzy? can’t think straight? a benzo. your body’s heavy, and the world seems like it’s lagging? ketamine.
but it’s not always obvious. you’ll be hours into a session, paranoid, overanalyzing your senses, trying to pinpoint what’s different than usual, but nothing sticks out. overall, you just feel… good. that’s all it feels like. no wacky colors or crazy thoughts, just good. but house always makes you feel good. in fact, his mouth is making you feel really good right now. what the hell did he give you? it’s gotta be something, right?
he’ll come up for air while he’s eating you out, “any guesses?”
you’re panting, gasping for all the air you can get in this brief moment’s respite, and you have no fucking clue. “i don’t… fuck, i don’t know. i can’t tell.”
“hm! sounds about right.”
“wh… wha?”
“i gave you a sugar pill, dummy. thought you would’ve figured it out by now. god, you’re stupid.”
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hiiiii uhhhh what if you’re house’s inappropriately-young tranny boyfriend/situationship while he’s living with wilson in their apartment together. house 100% uses you to mess with him. at first it’s loud, nasty, sex late at night, every night. wilson tolerates it for a few nights in a row, but eventually he’ll snap. one night, you’re interrupted by pounding on house’s bedroom door. you’re horrified, thinking it’s an intruder, but house gets up to answer it, not even bothering to put on pants first.
the door opens and wilson is holding a ball gag in a clenched fist. he’s seething. “i went out and bought this for you today. i bought it because i haven’t gotten a decent night’s sleep for the past three days. so you are going to put this on him, and you are not going to take it off him until you are done for the night. and house, so help me god if i hear ANYTHING from you, i will come back here and i will tear out your vocal cords with an exacto knife.”
you’re mortified, and you get up from the bed to apologize, “i am SO sorry! he told me he lives alone!”
“and i do. i live a lonely, lonely life… with my best buddy wilson! oh, he’s so generous, thanks for the present!” house grabs the ballgag and blows wilson a goodnight kiss before shutting the door.
from then on it escalates. house tells you he’s home alone til 12. you come over at 9. wilson comes home at 10:30. he’s greeted by you two naked on the couch with 3 of house’s fingers up your cunt.
“welcome home, bestie!” house smiles without slowing his fingers at all. he glances at the watch on his other wrist. “right on time!”
“wh-?!” you smack his wrist, “you said—!”
“nuh, uh.” wilson interrupts to lecture you, “listen, sweetheart, if you’re gonna keep seeing him, it’s best to start assuming that everything he says to you is bullshit.”
“okay, well, he’s exaggerating.” house butts in, “it’s not literally everything i say to you. that stuff i said about you being a stupid whore who craves abuse is true.”
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hashtag need to catch house at his lowest during a withdrawal symptom streak where he's tweaking and soooao frustrated n tboy cunt is the only solution. only thing more uptight than he is if u will
LITERALLY YES anon you and ur fucking gigabrain i love you. detox makes him a fucking menace. not only is his leg in excruciating pain, his dopamine receptors are fried. every single neuron in his body is experiencing searing agony, be it mental or physical agony, and he can’t make it stop. he’d do anything for relief. he’s reckless; he’s got no regard for his own safety, let alone anyone else’s. so what does he do to cope? well, he'll either slit his wrists for the endorphins, or he’ll try substituting vicodin with viagra.
and he’s fucking MEAN. his filter is long gone. he’s saying whatever comes to mind without a moment’s hesitation.
“bend over, you stupid fuck.”
(while you’re deepthroating him) “that’s it, dummy, fucking choke on it.“ (you try to come up for air and he shoves you back down) “did i say you were done? oh, relax, you’re fine. you can breathe.” (you cannot)
“aw, poor baby, you gonna cry? ‘cause it looks like you wanna cry. shhh, sh, it’s okay, faggot. let it out. you know you want to. it’s gonna feel so good.”
(while you’re crying) “alright, that’s enough.” (he starts choking you) “it’s getting annoying.”
“did you know that you clench every time i slap you? it’s like your pussy’s giving me a thank you hug. you’re welcome, by the way. i’m giving you the abuse your body so clearly needs.”
“you’re an idiot. do you think real men sound like that when they cum?”
“fuck, look at that sloppy boycunt. i can’t even tell if you’re pissing or cumming. eh, it doesn’t really matter. either way, you’re still a pathetic slut. though if you’re pissing, you’re more pathetic, and if you’re cumming, you’re more slut.”
“you’re lucky it’s not in your ass, tranny. if you wanna call yourself a boy, you should learn to get fucked like one.”
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mid-2000s transphobia goes hard sometimes idgaf deadass. this scene is everything to me. wilson looks doe-eyed and gorgeous and then the fucking NOISE he makes. and house’s little “yeahhh 😏” after im weeeeak
i know they would have so much fun with a tboy i just know it. imagine going to ppth’s clinic for sti testing or a pap smear or a uti or who gives a fuck and you happen to get either of these old queens. they are absolutely breaking HIPAA to gossip to the other about you. or picture wilson doing your pelvic exam and house bursts in. the Possibilities here chat.
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More zaun disguise Jayce, lore behind his messy hair
Viktor isn’t ready for s2 act 3 Jayce, I fear 🥲
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depression stamps,,,? um.... yeah... dont @ me.....
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found a Him plush. bought the Him plush. got art brainworms. gave him a hyper tdick.
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everyones always talking about coworking/co existing where youre cuddled close, but what about when youre too overstimulated?? cant touch, share a blanket, or sit too close but i want you still here. cant hold you or be held but i wanna be near you.
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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ASMR | Arcane - Viktor x Listener SFW Viktor Convinces You To Get Some Sleep
[M4A] [Set in Season 1] [Established Romantic Relationship] [Comfort] [Kisses] [Sleep Aid] [Purposely left ambiguous so you can imagine yourself or Jayce as the listener]
Based on Patreon requests. bytheweave asked "I would love a bedtime audio, whether a sleep aid or not is up to u but like the speaker coaxing the listener to leave whatever we’re fixated on doing and get into bed with them. imagining viktor asking for us to come cuddle him & petting listener’s hair or something to help us get into a restful headspace".
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Thinking of being a puppyboy in heat and my owner puts me in a room with a bunch of doms and let them pass me around until I'm properly bred.
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so back in november 2023 i did a subathon over on my twitch and one of the rewards that got unlocked was for me to draw ambrose and arden spicy art. and it never got done because every time i tried drawing it i kept getting uncomfortable. but as you've probably seen i have very recently gotten into drawing spicy art again so finally, here it is, the long awaited ambrose x arden drawing. ever since i designed their 1700s designs i've really wanted to draw arden with all his hair out. so while it's not the drawing anyone expect, here's their first time. and hey just in time to say happy valentine's day to my special boys.
these are my ocs, ambrose (vampire) and arden (werewolf) they are both trans men and use he/him pronouns.
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oh you really need those maps, but you don't have the silver, whatever could you offer him instead?
i have a problem and that's i love mr plague man isayah. my take on what could be under those robes.
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some magma doodles of my favourite personification of death.
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cis able bodied men scare me . bc why are u in my dms calling me yer "dirty disabled whore" n saying u wanna fuck my "cripplecunt"...? sorry no disabledlover99835 i wont let u shove my cane up my hole WHAT ??
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