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since some of yall (mostly racist white people and c**ns) got upset with me the other day about supporting black fanfiction writers, i decided to explain to you all about why i said what i said. 

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the zodiac is OUT the new personality test is which queer eye member you would immediately disappoint after they left

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Someone on the phone: We have her.

Eve: Who?

Them: Your precious Villanelle.

Eve: Oh.

Them: Oh?

Eve: You don’t have her - she has you.Tell her I'll expect her home in time for dinner. Good luck. [Hangs up].

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In my opinion: Eve and Villanelle leaving those “Sorry Baby” notes still remains one of the hottest things they have ever done to each other.

I was thinking back to when I first watched season one and how excited I got when I saw that exchange between them. Not only did it unabashedly play into the sexual chemistry of these two, with both cheekily referring to the other as “baby”. But it was also hot in that it showed how these two were compatible adversaries. That both were equally able to throw off the other and presented a challenge that both willingly accepted (and secretly loved).

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the algorithm really said do NOT separate them

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Villanelle: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Eve: What the hell, Oksana?!

Villanelle: Oh, right, sorry

Villanelle: *whispering* Wanna help me commit a felony?

Eve: *also whispering* Of course, what do you need?

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if you like villanelle and her dislike of men, you should TOTALLY check out this compilation video i made if you’re wanting a laugh :)

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hey awkward opinion but i don’t think killing eve was ever queerbaiting us lol. they didn’t try to act like villanelle wasn’t attracted to eve and eve didn’t feel weirdly drawn to v, which she translated into attraction in s3. so yeah not queerbait more of really complicated slow burn

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Villanelle: *is the most lethal assassin operating internationally, but is also the biggest dumbass with the biggest lack of care for her own safety*

Carolyn, whispering to Eve: are you absolutely sure you want this one? We can get you a better one.

Eve: *sighs in defeat* I want that one.

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You ever just cry because if Villanelle was real you have the hair type she’s into?

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Eve: Why are you like this?

Carolyn: I used too much ‘No More Tears’ shampoo as a child and haven’t felt a single emotion since then.

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Eve, about Villanelle: This is just a harmless game of cat-and-mouse between me and a professional killer!

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killing eve (2018-?) - out of context #7 - an absolute mess

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Eve: What's that dead body doing there?

Villanelle: Honestly, not much.

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Jamie: so who’s usually in charge here?

Carolyn: officially, it’s me. Unofficially, it’s usually whichever of these two wins the daily screaming contest. *looks at Eve and Villanelle in the middle of a shoutfest*.

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Eve: how can someone say Oksana is evil???

Eve: shes the most precious little soul you could ever meet.

Oksana: [wipes blood off of face] yeah, I'm ADORABLE!

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Villanelle’s Tweets ft. Tallulah Shark

because I am too lazy to get requests done