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it sucks how much society would be better if we were good at the prisoners dilemma

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Good morning mathematicians, I wish you all a perfect day

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I heard @elementcattos wrote an eight verse song about #compound ?????

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ahh the humble hoodie the most bottom of tops

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hi gang. reminder that we are some of the best sweaters in the animal kingdom (second only to equines) allowing us to stay cool and keep moving in hot weather. we have 10 times the density of sweat glands compared to other great apes.

we are ALSO insanely good at smelling rain (specifically geosmin, found in the soil and activated by rain) with the ability to smell 10 parts per trillion. this is speculated to have helped our ancestors survive!

we ALSO have absolutely batshit diets compared to most other animals. caffeine and chocolate are completely toxic to most animals but we can eat it without even feeling sick. even avocados are severely toxic to many animals to the point where it can be fatal to eat, but humans love it!!!

we are ALSO the best endurance runners ON EARTH out of ANY other species. we beat horses in endurance running. you know, the animals that gradually evolved away most of their toes in order to be the best runners?? yeahhh.

and to top it all off. our lifespan is unusually long for our species' weight/mass. typically, the bigger a species is, the longer its average lifespan (e.g. domestic mice live for 1-3 years, whales can live over 200) but we're very small for how long our average lifespan is. big cats like tigers live around 14-15 years, brown bears 25 years, yet here we are expected to live around 75-85 years. that is NUTS.

humans as a species are so extremely cool. it's not just our intellect that makes us amazing. we may not be the fastest or the strongest in the animal kingdom but we're super cool in many other ways. next time you sweat you can go wow!!! humans are so cool I'm able to keep moving because of my absolutely insane number of sweat glands! thank you evolution!

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It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

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The best part of C is the horrors.

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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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Why does freezing fruit make it like 10x better. Frozen blueberries are so fucking good

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sounds pretty based to me

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maybe I'm being mean here but I'm never ever ever going to fucking listen to "parents of trans youth" over actual trans people holy shit.

"listen to the people who have legal power and authority over trans youth but insist they're nice about it even though you literally know the version of events and support they're presenting isn't true"

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Bebe pepper inside a pepper…🫑²

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Magna the bat witch

(SHE/THEY)🦇🌙💜

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?? on my post with a recording from a decommissioned satellite

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I AM a robot. I AM a computer. This human shell is a disguise I am required to wear in order to pass unnoticed in human society. It does not represent me.

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Me rn if im being honest

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Cubes with string art.