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fairycosmos

mise i mo cheann ag an ollmhargadh: ní bheidh aon duine chun focáin grá a thabhairt liom. ómd 25% as

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

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marisatomay

Is breá liom a bheith in ann rud amháin (1) le deanamh i lá amháin agus ag úsáid é mar leithscéal chun faic eile a dhéanamh. Brón orm, ní feidir liom níochán a dhéanamh inniu, táim chun lón a chaitheamh le seanchara. Sea, níl sé aon rud ach lón. Nílimid ag buail le chéile go dtí an trathnóna agus tá sé timpeall le naoi a chlog sa maidin anois. Brón orm, táim báite.

I love having one (1) thing to do in a day and using it as an excuse to not get anything else done. Sorry, I can’t do laundry today, I’m getting lunch with an old friend. Yeah, it’s literally just lunch. No, we’re not meeting until after noon and it’s like 9am right now. Sorry, I’m swamped.

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an rud nach deir siad faoi blag astriúchán ná faigheann tú a lán leanúnaí ach ní tugann na leanúnaí sin aon notaí duit

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pigswithwings

"damnú táim ag caoineadh faoi feithid" "cén fáth go bhuil mothúcháin comh laidir agam faoi conas a fheiceann an spéir" "tá sé aisteach an méid sonas a chuir an rud beag sin orm" TÁ SÉ SIN MAR SEO MAR MAIREANN TÚ ANSEO!!!! maireann tú ar on domhain seo. is taithí é gach rud an t-am ar fad, is cuma cé comh comónta nó leamh is atá sé. Is rud maith é taitneamh a bhaint as rud beag bídeach. tá grá agat don domhain fiú ag a scála is lú.

"damn I'm crying over an insect" "why am I having such strong feelings over how the sky looks" "it's weird how happy this small thing made me feel" THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE!!!! you live on this earth. everything all the time is an experience, no matter how common or mundane. this world is unique. so are its small moments. it is good to enjoy a tiny thing. you love the world even at its smallest scale.

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charl0ttan

a bhreithimh tá mo cliant ciontach an féidir liom ceann eile a fháil

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

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Love the word "also". I have more things to say

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writingraccoon

Is brea liom an focal "fresin". Tá níos mó le rá agam

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

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despazito

Is ❤️ liom a bheith páirteach de rátaí breith íseal

I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

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hippieghost

Is seicphointe tae é seo.

An bhfuil do thae ag fháil fuar?

Ar chuir tú do chiteal ar súil agus rinne tú dearmad faoi agus anois tá an uisce fuar arís?

An bhfuil an mála tae fós isteach?

An raibh intinn agat an próiseas déanamh tae a thosnú agus rinne tú dearmad ar?

Comhghairdeas! Is cuimhin leat anois.

This is a tea checkpoint.

Is your tea getting cold?

Did you turn on your kettle and forget about it and now the water is cold again?

Is the tea bag still in?

Did you intend to start the tea making process and forget?

Congratulations! You remember now.

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patrickspens-deactivated2023122

ag an gclub stiúgtha ólta ar im kerrygold fíor-éireannach

at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter

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muttmoxley

uaireanta bím mar "wow a dhiabhail táim in ndáiríre focáin bearránach anois díreach. Ba chóir dom stopadh caint" agus ansin tarraingím amach mo liathróid 8 draíochach agus deir sé "bhí tú i gcónaí bearránach agus roghnaíonn do chairde labhairt leat ar aon nós. beidh tú ceart go leor" agus bím mar wow go raibh míle liathróid 8 draíochach. agus ansin íonsaíonn an gruagach mé.

dana-chan-the-control-brain

[pictúir de Donkey as an scannán Skrek. Tá bolgán cainte aige. Feiceann sé mar a bhfuil sé ag abair an postáil thuas.]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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GAN FOCÁIN ARN 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NÍL SÉ CEADAITHE 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

U A C U G U U G A C C C

NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫