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how it feels to be in your 20s and getting sent TikTok videos from your friends but you don’t have a TikTok and it just redirects you to the Apple download page for it.

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finally a descriptor for whatever the fuck american animation studios have been doing for years
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if y’all hated the last tapestry I made I got something even better. happy pride!
also didn’t block this one so don’t even ask
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if y’all hated the last tapestry I made I got something even better. happy pride!
also didn’t block this one so don’t even ask
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if y’all hated the last tapestry I made I got something even better. happy pride!
also didn’t block this one so don’t even ask
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if y’all hated the last tapestry I made I got something even better. happy pride!
also didn’t block this one so don’t even ask
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“well. plays the cards i’m given” has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation
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your'e telling me a crab ran up and gooned in this
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"i asked chat gpt-"
well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.
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genuinely is cracker barrel stupid

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every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan
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it’s talking heads kermit friday
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So we can stop waffling on whether Pratt is an idiot, right?
#right now im looking at all the people who said just because he goes to a violently homophobic church doesn’t mean HES homophobic#like wow gee whiz who could’ve predicted that he agrees with his bigoted hateful church
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