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when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..
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contemporary roman writers slutshamed julius caesar that’s your ides of march fact for today
what an absolute unit ol’ iulius was
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please help i don’t know anything about mp100 why is that gay 13yo’s hair so tall
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eeeh…i finally scanned some of my inktober things!… hobbit locations :3
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no offense to people who say “this post must be reblog by everyone/you all better reblog this” but yall are so annoying. g-d bless
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