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just learned that when they bury racehorses its only the head heart and hooves which feels somewhat worse to me than not designating any grave at all to a half-ton animal that died in the name of running fast for gambling purposes and was named some shit like Popcorn Deelites
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I had the pleasure of creating this illustration of a Mediterranean moray eel (Murena helena) for a preliminary version of the The SIP project commissioned by the Naples Aquarium.
Thank you for making such a beautiful project a reality! 🌊🐟
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the mcr concert was great
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A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale)
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THEY FOUND THE WHITE WITCH CATERPILLAR! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!


For context: the white witch is one of the contenders for the largest moth in the world (biggest *wingspan*--loses to the atlas in terms of wing surface area, and loses to the regal for weight). It has a huge range, and the adult is fairly common.
But no one had ever seen a caterpillar. At all. There were only guesses as to what it might look like and what it ate. until this year. These are some of the first images ever taken of it!!
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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago
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This is the only known photo of the first trans woman to have her gender legally recognized in Switzerland.
In 1914, Adine T. sent a letter to her local police to grant her a pass to dress as she pleased. She petitioned that "I be granted permission to live as a woman, to wear female clothing and to pursue female occupations, and to be considered a woman before the world in all and every respect, since my emotional feelings are totally feminine and I feel unspeakably unhappy in male clothing."
Her gender was so clear that even the conservative Swiss government had to recognize it. Obtaining permission to live as a woman "is a matter of life and death for me," Adine added.
111 years ago, it was the first pass of its kind in her nation (although not the first in Europe). When interviewed, Adine described herself similarly to other trans lesbians in the 20th century: "a homosexual woman in a male body.” Source: Matthias Ruoss, "Arnold, Arnoldine, Adine."
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let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of
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well at least Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair tonight
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this isn’t the first time the DHS has tweeted literal nazi propaganda but uuuhhhh I feel like things are going to get Very Bad unless we do something. about the nazis. who are running the US government
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