transprince
transprince
Xanman Locale
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Icon by @somelazyassartist here on tumblr!!× call me Xan or Eridan× transmasc genderqueer generally× plural× probably psychotic× adult× pronouns are he/him unless we're mutuals× then its whatever makes the bit land×
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transprince · 4 hours ago
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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry
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transprince · 4 hours ago
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lazy doodle of a rly nice small interaction i had yesterday. happy pride :)
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transprince · 11 hours ago
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You never recover from being weird in middle school
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transprince · 11 hours ago
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my amateur comedian oc
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transprince · 11 hours ago
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transprince · 11 hours ago
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Some of yall need to be more embarrassed about what yall say online and im not talking about the fandom people because at least they have friends that share their niche interests. Some of yall dont even have that and be on here talking to strangers any kind of way and then wonder why ur lonely. Like girl it’s because u are awful to be around
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transprince · 11 hours ago
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we as trans women need to have real solidarity, not the kind you post abt then turn around and let every other tranny you've pushed out of your life end up destitute, i really feel like i'm the only one actually trying so hard
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transprince · 11 hours ago
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Greetings, virtual citizen! My name is Joan.
I am an internet dwelling creator and musician with both self training & classical training influences, along with almost two decades of experience under my binder I mean belt! You might have seen or heard something of mine floating around here in the past. :)
I got my start playing live instruments with my father when I was very young, and went onto participate in jazz band, choir & orchestra in school while taking lessons outside of class as well! I made the transition into digital musical production about 9 years ago, although I still live record as well and enjoy blending both mediums!
I began offering commissions a year ago at a friends suggestion, when my cost of living became much harder to manage. I have completed quite a few orders since then! There is no genre I consider off limits, but I will tell you if I have less experience with something in your request.
MUSIC I CAN MAKE FOR YOU:
Theme songs for OCs!
Theme songs for DND sessions!
Theme songs for just about any story or idea you have!
Background/AFK/Intro & Outro music for streamers and youtubers!
8-16 bit retro sounds for game projects!
Battle songs! Lofi! From breakcore and triphop to even classical!
And literally everything in-between!
CURRENT PRICES (REDUCED):
$30 for a 0-2 minute song!
$60 for 2-3!
$90 for 3-4!
$120 for 4+!
If you're interested, have any questions or want more examples of my work, please feel free to message me or send an ask! The first thing I do when someone has an order is explain the process, so don't worry about that. :)
If you're not interested in a song or cannot afford one and want to donate anyway, here is my KOFI. Every dollar goes into rent & groceries. Thank you so much for your help.
Have a safe day!
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transprince · 11 hours ago
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look: our neanderthal ancestors took care of the sick and disabled so if ur post-apocalyptic scenario is an excuse for eugenics, u are a bad person and literally have less compassion than a caveman
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transprince · 11 hours ago
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give him soup.
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transprince · 11 hours ago
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I made this the other day OK kool
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transprince · 11 hours ago
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abandoned house in the woods
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transprince · 18 hours ago
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I heard about the "100 men versus one gorilla" argument and took it seriously enough that I looked up the peak maximum stats for Ronnie Coleman, arguably the greatest bodybuilder of all time, to try and get a sense of the best possible opponent for the gorilla. and I was mildly encouraged because Ronnie Coleman (5' 11", 300 lbs) could deadlift about 800 lbs and bench press 500 lbs, so he could conceivably pick up a gorilla. then I looked up silverback gorilla strength stats and realized that an adult male gorilla could pick up one Ronnie Coleman in each hand and swing them both around like a pair of clubs. suffice to say that I'm betting on the gorilla
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transprince · 18 hours ago
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transprince · 18 hours ago
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basically
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