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drew the newlyweds for @olliewicks~
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Happy 2 years of returning to check please to me. I fell into olliewicks hell and still can't crawl out of it 😂
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🎉🎉HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY HOLSTER🎉🎉
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for the rest of their lives any person who has been a member of SMH has gotten the same confusion squinting thrown in their direction: "Wait. Justin. You baked these cookies?" "Who made this pie—Anthony?" "Will, these are the most perfect pancakes I've ever—" "Larissa, you could enter these into a contest. Holy shit." "Okay, Alexei, where did you buy these?" And everyone is like: "Oh, yeah, I had this friend in college—" "Yeah, I got really good at baking in college—" "A friend taught me how to make two dozen pancakes while hungover—" "Yeah. It's an award-winning recipe. I learned it from a friend—" "Not store bought; I made them!!"
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in another life kent parson absolutely had a recurring role on glee
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who from smh is most likely to go on snl bc my initial thought is holster
#realistically Jack gets invited like 1 time and to the shock of everyone he CRUSHES it#Whiskey goes 1 time and tries to bomb on purpose as a dare from someone#he also crushes it#holster is 100% down but is not nearly as funny as he thinks he is#ransom is the same as holster but he's slightly funnier so he gets an invite back#chowder goes and crushes it but also he was going to say no#he goes bc a waffle says it'd be cool to go and he decides why not#omgcp
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SAMWELL HILLEL AND SAMWELL MEN'S HOCKEY PRESENT
PASS OVER THE KEG!!!!!!!!!!!
tell pharoah to LET MY PEOPLE PARTYYYYYYYY‼️‼️ 🎊🎊 time 🕙 to part 🌊 the red PUSSY amiright*** 🤪🤪 remember to leave a keg 💦💦 out for elijah 😩 anyone who finds the afikomen 🫓gets to do a kegstand 🍻🥴🥴
***(enthusiastic verbal consent is key please see not-so-sober monitors shitty knight and john johnson and they will unleash all 10 plagues onto any violators)
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Me and Wicky

I have NO idea what game this is but ok. We'll survive and prooobably get away with it? With nobody finding out?
QUICK! THINK OF A CHECK PLEASE CHARACTER.
First one that comes to mind -- got it?
Great.
Spin this picker wheel of random shenanigans.
The person you thought of is stuck in the scenario with you. You have to work together to solve/survive whatever situation you're in.
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it’s feb 14th you already know what that means
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they look like they run a ceramics studio like the navy
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The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise
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i'm a big fan of ford being a lesbian, but i think it would be very funny for ford and tango to have a conversation that plays out something like this
tango: i'm in love with you, but i know it's impossible because you're gay, so i'll just-
ford: no, it's impossible for you to be in love with me because you're gay. tony, i'm bi??
tango: you're bi?? i'm bi!
ford: oh thank god
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Shitty spends the first few weeks of every school year trying to convince the new frogs that the “B.” in “B. Shitty Knight” stands for “Beyond.”
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bitty/parse is one of the most interesting and dynamic pairings in check please they’re two sides of the same coin and represent so many of the same things in different directions their tension as characters make them a dramatic ship but ultimately they’d be so good together and everyone who disagrees is a coward
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nurseydex teenage gay hyperfixations
nursey: greek mythology, ancient egypt, infectious disease
dex: outer space, the deep ocean, the roman empire
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In universe KP memes






Send me more!
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