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I got Mystery Mayhem through the mail & it has been one huge nostalgia trip.

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One of the best moments in episode one was when fred just up and stole a body.

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i’m almost finished with fred’s google doc! i’ll finish it tomorrow probably, but here’s a starter call in the mean time.

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i’m almost finished with fred’s google doc! i’ll finish it tomorrow probably, but here’s a starter call in the mean time.

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scary-oke – gravity falls starters:

Feel free to edit pronouns\names\titles where appropriate!

❝  thirty long years and it’s all led up to this .  ❞ ❝  i’ve come this far .  who could possibly catch me now ?  ❞ ❝  we haven’t seen readings like this for 30 years .  ❞ ❝  please ,  please ,  boo harder .  ❞ ❝  your camera’s a cinder block , ___ .  ❞ ❝  i just want to be a part of things .  ❞ ❝  i would never agree to that ever .  ❞  \  ❝  too late ,  i wrote your names on the list .  it’s happening .  ❞ ❝  you know you don’t have anything else going on in your lives .  ❞ ❝  it was so boring i couldn’t even finish it .  ❞ ❝  you didn’t see nothing .  ❞ ❝  wait ,  you’re just gonna give it to me ?  just like that ?  ❞ ❝  what else do you want ?  a kiss on the cheek ?  ❞ ❝  i wouldn’t mind a kiss on the cheek .  ❞  \  ❝  not gonna happen .  ❞ ❝  we’ve got to talk .  ❞ ❝  there’s something huge going on right under our noses .  ❞ ❝  it’s time we stop goofing around and get to the bottom of it .  ❞ ❝  there’s nothing left to discover .  ❞ ❝  hey ,  ___ ,  what’s that code word i’m supposed to yell when i see a government vehicle ?  ❞ ❝  everybody out !  i will not hesitate to use the hose on the elderly .  ❞ ❝  you got to be joking .  ❞  \  ❝  i assure you i am not .  i was born with a rare disorder that makes me physically incapable of experiencing humor .  ❞ ❝  i don’t understand that sound you’re making with your mouth . ❞ ❝  that information is classified .  ❞ ❝  we’re just one small lead away from blowing the lid off this entire mystery .  ❞ ❝  if we work together ,  we could crack the case .  ❞ ❝  kid has an overactive imagination and ,  like ,  a sweating problem .  ❞ ❝  i’m confiscating this for evidence .  ❞  \  ❝  smart move .  ❞ ❝  and how’s about you go be a normal kid ?  flirt with a girl ,  or steal a pie off a windowsill .  ❞ ❝  but , ___ ,  you don’t understand .  ❞ ❝  that could have been my big break .  ❞ ❝  i’m not gonna raise the dead .  ❞ ❝  karaoke isn’t about sounding good .  it’s about sounding terrible ,  together .  ❞ ❝  check it out !  these black lights make my teeth look scary .  it’s like a crime scene in my mouth .  ❞ ❝  man ,  i can’t wait to smash these stanatas .  ❞ ❝  is that a boom box sweater ?  ❞ ❝  i’ll do anything for your approval .  ❞ ❝  i promise i won’t send it to anyone .  ❞ ❝  ew !  pretending i never saw that .  ❞ ❝  all i know is that your dumb obsession is gonna get us all in trouble one of these days .  ❞ ❝  now go enjoy the rest of the party ,  'cause when it’s over ,  you’re grounded .  ❞ ❝  what’s the problem ,  officers ? did you catch my face going 90 smiles per hour ?  ❞ ❝  three words .  we want in .  ❞ ❝  i mean ,  ’ leprecorn ’ ?  i can’t be the only one that thinks that it’s not funny .  ❞ ❝  your uncle was right about that overactive imagination .  ❞ ❝  ha ,  a zombie !  a real actual zombie ,  see .  spooky journal ,  100% real .  ❞ ❝  it’s just one zombie .  ❞ ❝  what have i done ?  ❞ ❝  we’re all gonna die !  ❞ ❝  ___ ,  what’s the one thing i asked you not to do tonight ?  ❞  \  ❝  raise the dead .  ❞ ❝  and what did you do ?  ❞  \  ❝  raise the dead .  ❞ ❝  you’ve got to admit this is pretty cool .  ❞ ❝  don’t panic .  maybe they’re just a really ugly flash mob .  ❞ ❝  with all the horror movies i’ve seen ,  i know literally everything there is to know about how to avoid zombies .  ❞ ❝  he’s stubborn .  that’s his problem .  sort of like me ,  i suppose .  ❞ ❝  i got too much on my mind to worry about those kids right now .  ❞ ❝  this thing’s a surprisingly good weapon .  ❞ ❝  we need to board up all the windows .  ❞ ❝  by the way ,  i taught the zombies how to get to the fuse box .  among these dudes i’m like a genius .  ❞ ❝  i wanted answers so bad i put everyone in danger .  ❞ ❝  it’s all my fault and no one can save us .  ❞ ❝  ___ ,  i’m sorry !  ❞ ❝  you two ,  attic ,  now!  ❞ ❝  i said now !  ❞ ❝  all right ,  you undead jerks ,  you ready to die twice ?  ❞ ❝  the only wrinkly monster who harasses my family is me .  ❞ ❝  well ,  at least ,  you can’t deny magic exists anymore ,  right ?  ❞ ❝  i’m not an idiot ,  ___ .  ❞ ❝  i’ve been lying about it to try to keep you away from it ,  to try to protect you from it . it looks like i didn’t lie well enough .  ❞ ❝  it’s hopeless .  ❞ ❝  i have a naturally high pitched scream .  ❞ ❝  i never agreed to that name .  ❞ ❝  uh ,  ___ ,  our lives may not be worth this .  ❞ ❝  we roll into the party ,  the boys are looking our way !  ❞ ❝  we just keep dancing  -  we don’t care what they say !  ❞ ❝  and all the boys are ganging up in my face !  ❞ ❝  guys ,  we have to sing together or it won’t work .  ❞ ❝  boys are a bore - let’s show ‘em the door !  ❞ ❝  we’re taking over the dance floor !  ❞ ❝  girls do what we like !  ❞ ❝  we’re taking over tonight !  ❞ ❝  we’re queens of the disco!  ❞ ❝  duck!  ❞ ❝  thank you !  we’ll be here all night !  ❞ ❝  deal with it ,  zombie idiots !  ❞ ❝  pines !  pines !  pines !  pines !  ❞ ❝  i totally ruined everything .  ❞ ❝  i got to sing karaoke with my two favorite people in the world .  no party could ever top that .  ❞ ❝  kids ,  listen ,  this town is crazy ,  so you need to be careful .  ❞ ❝  i don’t know what i’d do with myself if you got hurt on my watch .  ❞ ❝  as long as you promise me that you don’t have any other bombshell secrets about this town .  ❞ ❝  promise .  ❞ ❝  brains !  brains !  ❞ ❝  that was insane .  i’ve never seen anything like it . ❞ ❝  but they’ll never believe us .  ❞  \  ❝  then we’ll make them believe us .  ❞ ❝  another zombie !  oh ,  okay ,  it’s just… a very ugly man .  ❞

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HOW EVIL ARE YOU?

25% evil

try harder

❝ Wait, I’m evil? But I thought I was a good guy -- ❞

❝ MY LIFE IS A LIE. ❞

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son,,,

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🐾 Send a ‘💭’ to learn what my muse thinks of yours 🐾 ► NO LONGER ACCEPTING ◄

@trappingguy​ said: 💭 daph u-u

❝What I think about Fred…❞

❝Wait — you want to know what I think about Freddie?❞

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❝O - Oh, right — uh — where do I start?❞ Look at her, getting all flustered. ❝Freddie is one of the most amazing people I have ever met! He’s so enthusiastic about solving cases, and his traps… Mainly his traps. B - But that’s not a bad thing! I love him—! N - No, I mean, I love that he loves his traps!❞ Daphne misspoke, getting her words mixed up. Her? Admitting her feelings for Fred? Ha ha — no way.

❝L - Look, he’s just my favourite person and as long as he’s happy, then I’m happy!❞

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STEVEN // healingquartz‌:

⭐   — — — —   𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐃  ⭐  @trappingguy​​  ⭐

“ Steven, if you had a chance to redo anything in your life… what would it be? ”

‘‘   That’s   honestly   a   great   question,   Fred.   I   guess   I   never   thought   about   much.   I   kind   of   like   my   life   the   way   it   is.   I   couldn’t   imagine   not   having   Pearl,   Garnet,   &   Amethyst.   I   guess   I   could   say   that   I   could   live   without   the   terrorizing   trauma   my   mother   has   caused   for   me.     ’’

Oh, man. Parents? Fred definitely knew how that felt. A lot of people confused his optimism with obliviousness ( not that he wasn’t a LITTLE of that sometimes ) - that most things didn’t seem to affect him, but they did. A lot. He actually thought about things like that all the time. About Dad... about Brad and Judy; how it would’ve been if they weren’t so greedy for power, so willing to abandon their own son. If they didn’t help cause that mess with Nibiru... he didn’t tell anyone, but he still had nightmares about that night. He was sure everyone else did as well.

❝ ...oh, jeez. ❞

❝ Yeah, I can get that. It’s like that with me and the gang, too. ❞ The frustrating part was that he couldn’t even be mad if he wanted to. It never happened for his family. But it did for him, and every time he looked at their faces? He couldn’t unsee it, and he sure couldn’t forget it. ❝ I... probably could’ve done without the occasional trauma my parents caused, honestly. But at the same time, if it hadn’t been for them... I might’ve never met my friends, you know? I don’t even know if that’s the kinda thing you can re-do. If there was something you could’ve done... ❞

The thoughts were making him feel nauseated.

❝ Yikes, sorry, buddy. I swear I didn’t mean for this to get heavy. ❞ The last thing Steven needed was HIS problems. He rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly, chuckling slightly. ❝ I was just gonna’ say I’d have grabbed that one limited edition milkshake before it discontinued. ❞

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❝ If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or extremely malnourished? ❞ ...has he been up all night scheming traps again? Yep.

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“But how could you try to impersonate me, when you know absolutely NOTHING about me?”

filed under lines that hit me like a truck

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Hey there! Do you like solving mysteries? Rewriting hist - ah, wait, wrong fandom. Well, if you’re a fan of hunting down the supernatural, tracking down bad guys, dealing with your emotional mess of a family, AND building traps, then this blog’s for you! An independent roleplay blog for Fred Jones of Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated, written by Toxi!

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Rules!

1. Themes will vary with this blog. Mystery Incorporated is PRETTY dark at times, so it’ll be what you expect there. To that end, dark themes, violence and maybe swearing.

I will try my best to tag everything. These will be under the format of swearing tw. If you’d like me to tag anything specific, don’t hesitate to ask through anon / inbox / im!

I don’t have any triggers but I do ask you tag all of your NSFW (sexual) content.

Mun is of age, and as such I won’t be writing anything of the sexual nature with minors.

2. I’m private, which means I only write with mutuals (this is for my own sanity / comfort; everyone’s cool!). I’ll write with canon, oc, and crossover characters.

Although I’m private, when it comes to following people, I’m selective. We don’t have to have known each other prior to write!

As for following back, I usually take a week tops to do so - but if you’ve hit up my promo, I go through that eventually.

If it’s a crossover, I have to know the fandom and be at least a little bit confident with it. This is so I’m able to work with you, our thread and have muse for it.

I follow the tag #trappingguy. If there’s anything you want me to see, like dash commentary, just tag that and x-kit will alert me of your post! I may respond to ic stuff ic stuff if I’m feeling it.

In that sense, I’m chill with dash shenanigans with most folk, not just mutuals!

Absolutely no godmodding. It ain’t fun, fam. If you’re not sure what this term means, do look it up. This includes powerplaying, metagaming, and other things of that nature. This applies especially in fights if they happen (I’m chance-based and hope that you are too).

I can be picky with OCs. But rest assured, if you’ve followed me/interacted with my promo, I’ll always give your pages a read.

Please don’t be offended if I don’t want to interact with you (and please don’t try to guilt me into doing so!).

I DON’T CARE ABOUT AESTHETICS. I just think they’re pretty. If you don’t use formatting or anything like that, or heck - even wanna’ just do iconless rp - I have no problem with it whatsoever! It’s you, your writing and your muse I care about!

3. Please don’t rush me for starters or responses.

PLEASE understand that I have blogs galore and my muse tends to fluctuate; this can mean I’m everywhere at once and can end up neglecting a blog or two. It’s nothing personal; you know how muses are!

I have a full-time job (and I’m trying to get into screenwriting in my off-time) so sometimes I’m scrapped for time or exhausted. I’m also an introvert who deals with anxiety and depression, thus that may affect how much / how often I roleplay. If I don’t get chance to respond to anything ic or ooc, it’s nothing personal! Promise!

Chances are, I’ve probably has seen that bit of interactivity and just haven’t gotten around to responding yet.

My roleplaying style being para/multi-para, I may take a while to respond. I hoard drafts like a dragon - it’s really just the motivation to write and ship those out.

I hoard asks, but sometimes can’t find muse or interest for all of them. If it’s been a month or two, generally assume I’m not interested / can’t find muse for it. You’re free to send another though!

I answer asks from anyone - personals, rp blogs and anons. I’ll answer non-mutual asks occaisonally but I won’t be making threads out of them

4. Shippings? If they’re of similar age, sure!

If I don’t happen to be interested, don’t force anything on my character.

I do not ship incestuous ships. Do NOT follow/interact if you do.

The ship has to have chemistry; I’m generally shipping trash, but if they don’t click, they don’t click, sorry.

This is a multi-ship blog, meaning there will be more than one ship without them conflicting with eachother.

If you want to ship and I already have a ship of your choosing going with a duplicate, please don’t hesitate to hmu! My ships aren’t exclusive and each character/relationship portrayal is unique to me!

Relationships are eternal until you deem otherwise. If you’re not interested in a ship anymore, just let me know!

5. Whilst I am of age, I’m not aiming for sexual content on this blog (and will not be dealing with fetishes). The occasional joke is fine, but anything beyond that makes me uncomfortable, and I typically don’t recommend pulling it with my character if you’re interacting with me. 

6. About reblogs…

I am not a meme source, and reblogs clog up my activity. Please reblog any memes you find on this blog from their SOURCE. The exception to this rule is if there is no source; go ahead.

I don’t feel comfortable with Personals reblogging my IC or OOC posts, so please don’t do that. If I put something in the fandom tags for whatever reason (bar promos), you’re free to, though.

This goes for my art too unless it has the tag ok to rb, but otherwise only the person I drew it for can reblog it. If you wanna’ reblog something, I DO put it on my art blog eventually!

A few times is fine, as it happens, but repeatedly breaking these rules will result in me soft blocking you.

I try to participate in reblog karma as much as I can, but always reblog from the source/a meme source.

If a post or ask is for you, you’re free to reblog it to save it though - but only if you’re an rp blog!

7. I’m a para / multi-para blog, novella if I’m adventurous and have time. Whilst I may roleplay crack threads with shorter responses, this does not apply to all threads I write. This means:

I write my replies as detailed as I can muster, and length can range from 1 paragraph to 6.

Short responses (such as one-liners) in more serious threads where I’ve written a decent deal can instantly kill my muse for that thread.

Whilst I’d prefer for partners to at least somewhat match my length, it’s entirely up to you - just try your best and make sure you give me enough to work with. ♡

If my muse happen to go nuts out of nowhere - like, overboard - don’t stress too much about matching him.

8. Threads! You can yeet asks, memes, and even starters at me if I’ve liked a call! I’ll obviously have my own you can like.

You’re free to like starter calls even if we’re not mutuals; I can check out your blog that way. I still only write starters for mutuals though.

Starter memes are the BEST way to interact me because they just yeet a prompt at my face and really help me write starters. If you see me reblog one, send one!

If you want a certain verse, lemme’ know! Otherwise, I’ll probably default to a post-canon verse.

If you want to turn an ask into a thread, go ahead!

I don’t recommend writing starters for me unless we’ve discussed something. I don’t like to leave anyone hanging.

Please don’t assume things about my muse. If you’re uncertain about things, ASK.

IMs are open to mutuals, if you want to do any in-depth plotting. I also have Discord if that’s more convenient for you!

For the moment, I’m sticking PRIMARILY to Mystery Incorporated canon with some other media sprinkled in. It’s just because Fred has a lot of media to cover and I haven’t binged his stuff yet.

9. Guidelines on mains and relationships:

If we’re mutuals and we interact a lot, you’re welcome to ask me if I’d like to be your main!

Please don’t be offended if I deny, though; I typically want to pick those I trust to be my mains as well as people I can comfortably write with.

Not limited to them! I roleplay with duplicates galore so don’t be afraid to hit me up if you want to interact!

Pre-established relationships are a-okay in my book; if you have an idea for a relationship between our muses we can work towards, hit me up! I reblog those pre-established relationship memes every so often too. Romantic relationships link back to the shipping guidelines.

Also, friendship/family/rivalry relationships are EXTREMELY valid to me - so don’t feel scared about asking for them!

10. If you have any issues, please let me know and hopefully we can resolve it!

Mun is actually super nice, so don’t be afraid to hit her up!

I am absolutely terrible with IMs and Discord. I either respond quickly or days later, depends on my mood. Social anxiety tends to interfere with this (and more recently exhaustion from work) - but honestly, if you’ve sent something, I’ve likely read it and just haven’t gotten around to it yet! It’s nothing personal; trust me!

Please leave me out of drama; I’m here to have a good time, as is everyone else, and it pains me to see people arguing.

This is a little different with callouts - if I see anything on dash pertaining to any problematic users, I will take it into consideration and rb it if I believe them to be harmful.

11. To retierate, I tend to follow those that:

Write para and whom I feel my muse would click with.

Seem chill? Tone can really intimidate me honestly.

Have rules and about pages! Knowing the boudaries of my rp partners is super important as well as their lovely muses! Sometimes rules are enough, though, if you’re going to write the about eventually.

Tag their nsfw.

Don’t have massive icons - ie, have rp icons that take up an entire text post like 500x500 or something. I don’t want to clog the dash and it’s tiring to resize them.

…also, if I follow your hub blog (provided it doesn’t double as a personal), it generally means I’m cool with any blogs that are attached to it.

12. On threads…

If you’re not interested in a thread anymore, and would like to drop it, please let me know! I’d feel terrible if we’re both not having fun with it or if partners feel overwhelmed with the amount of threads we have.

Honestly, unless I let you know, our threads have no expiry date - so no need to worry about me dropping them without telling you. I can just be quite slow sometimes.

13. Mun does not equal muse! Anything my muse might say does not reflect on how I think unless I explicitly say so.

14. Know that if I follow you, I WANT to interact with you.

I literally couldn’t care less about follower counts. I care about YOU guys and our interactions.

15. Icons.

I make all of my icons by myself, however credit for the icon shape and psd goes here and here.

16. Rules are subject to change.

Please like this post if you’ve read the rules! You don’t have to, but it’s of personal reassurance to me if you have.