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This movie fucked me up a little.

Painted a little something for fun about it

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Hey guys.  announcement. So. We are a system it turns out and most of our fiction kin experiences were actually because of fictives. Our Remus fictive may still use this blog but keep that in mind. We are still alterhuman and kin but not in the same ways as before. We love you guys btw, we are very sorry about how inactive this blog is. We have been dealing with a lot of shit. Anyway, I hope you all are understanding about the change. Yeah.

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8 Feet Demon (Efd) Long Furbies and Scare Clowns

Hey tumblr I have seen a lot of misinformation going around about 8 Feet Demon Long Furbies and Scare Clowns, Demon Long Furbies and 8 Feet Demon Long Furbies are different. While Demon Long Furbies are extremely territorial and will try and take a bite out of your clown (especially a scare clown as they see them as a challenge) the  8 feet demon long furbies will just avoid your clown for a couple of months, then try and scare it with demonic screeching but if your clown doesn’t try and hurt and Efd long furby then the furby will usually calm down and actually become really protective of the clown! Efd long furbies just take a while to adjust so try and make them feel at home! 

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Thought these two might look cute together :)

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Hello, lovelies!

Its the perfect time to discuss a seasonal topic near and dear to my heart: candy corn!

Most clowns benefit from a diverse and sugar heavy diet and integrating seasonal candy like robin's eggs and candy hearts is an excellent way to keep your clown's diets from getting stale.

I know my precious porcelain mime has a weakness for chalky candies, and she gets so excited for February she can hardly bottle up all the energy.

Anyhoo, while I'm sure you've already shored up your supply of candy bars and skittles by letting your darlings loose on the neighborhood to join in the Halloween festivities, candy corn is one particular offering you're probably going to have to stock up on yourself.

So this is your yearly reminder: Go to the store and stock up on candy corn. Your scareclowns will thank you :)

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clowns with separation anxiety be like: we know that there’s three of us and one of you but we will all make an attempt to sleep in a twin bed with you, get in the shower with you, and sit on one beanbag with you.

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I love it :0

✨Remusgender✨

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CW: animal abuse/death I created this comic together with Paul Goodenough (Founder of “Rewriting Extinction”) and World Animal Protection UK to raise awareness of this animal injustice 🐻❤️ Time  is ticking for every bear tortured by the senseless cruelty of the Bear  Bile industry. There is no need for this abuse: there are cruelty-free  synthetic and organic ingredients with the same medicinal properties as  bear bile, so how can humans justify this abuse!? Luckily World Animal Protection UK are working to end the cycle of cruelty - it’s up to us to support them  and empower them to tackle this head on. If you can afford it, please do consider donating here: https://bit.ly/3l3W94G Every penny Rewriting Extinction raises goes directly to species-saving projects and restorying the planet with our 7 charity partners (Greenpeace, World Land Trust, Re:Wild, The Wildlife Trusts, Born Free, Reserva and Rewilding Europe).

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Can we like, not support circuses like that anymore?

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Y E S :D

✨Remusgender✨

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so if the whole gang hypothetically dressed up as mario characters who would they all be?

Logan would def be Shy Guy 100%

Dee would need to be convinced Hes Worthy to dress up as Rosalina, but otherwise hed probably b Peach

Remus would b Bowser bc he just thinks hes neat

Patton....hmmmm....probably a Goomba, or Dry Bones

Vee would be either Boo or Bowser Jr so them and Remus r matching and its cute 😌

and Roman im not sure......probs Yoshi

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she took my tentacles in the divorce

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remus sanders stimboard for @princeremusthequeer

with a focus on body stims! (i think this is the right one???)

🌆 🌆 🌆 🌆 🌆 🌆 🌆 🌆 🌆

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Shitty Aunt May aesthetic: there’s literally nothing i can even say here. there’s nothing to make fun of. she’s perfect and an angel and we’re glad she’s here

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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Eldritchgender

Eldritchgender: A gender that is connected feeling like an eldritch being, an unknowable entity, and feeling like a vast non human being without shape or form, and inconceivable to humans.

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Hello!!!! Heres sum flags for u ^_^

Cryptidboy:

To identify outwardly as a man, and inwardly as a cryptidlike entity

Cryptidgirl:

To identify outwardly as a woman, and inwardly as a cryptidlike entity

Pronouns to match, if u want them:

Cryp/crypts/cryptidself

Bone/bones/boneself

Flesh/flesh's/fleshself

Blood/bloods/bloodself

Gore/gores/goreself

Deer/deers/deerself