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Bro imagine you decided to mess around with a ouija board just to see what would happen, not expecting anything at all, but as soon as you set it up the planchette starts moving like crazy. Not pointing to any letters that make sense, it's jumbled. As it turns out, there are several ghosts and they've all been waiting for a chance to talk to you

Reader unknowingly has a harem of monsters and ghosts who've been haunting them for years. They've been utterly oblivious to the paranormal stalking and equally uninterested in the occult.

Until they stumble upon an ouija board and decide to give it a try, out of pure amusement and nothing else. The outcome, of course, leaves them terrified and speechless. The planchette spins and turns and scratches ferociously against the board.

"Alright, gentlemen, we need some order in here," one of the ghoulish entities announces with bureaucratic monotony. "We won't get our message across if everyone uses it at once."

Consequently, a large queue forms before you as each unholy being takes its turn confessing its everlasting feelings.

"Listen," you say, impatiently, "it's the sixth time you're asking me to marry you. I've gotten the point by now."

The planchette moves.

It wasn't me. I waited for my turn.

"Your turn?" you stare at the empty space ahead. Darkness, and nothing else, yet your face slowly drains of color.

"How many of you are out there?"

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NSFW!

Enough romantic encounters, monster doctor who greets you in the ER because you shoved a tentacle toy up your butt and it's now lodged inside.

"I see you're ambitious," the creature remarks with a grin, slithering his own tentacles across the floor.

"Well..." you tuck your hair behind your ear with a blush. Is he flirting with you?

One of the tendrils hands you a card with a telephone number.

"Call me in two weeks the earliest, though. You'll need stitches and bed rest after this."

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I swear to all the gods I'm trying so fucking hard but the dick mod on my skyrim game refuses to work and I'm about to lose it

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Hey how's the ovulation going

im a danger to myself and others

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Something like this would be so colossally helpful. I'm sick and tired of trying to research specific clothing from any given culture and being met with either racist stereotypical costumes worn by yt people or ai generated garbage nonsense, and trying to be hyper specific with searches yields fuck all. Like I generally just cannot trust the legitimacy of most search results at this point. It's extremely frustrating. If there are good resources for this then they're buried deep under all the other bullshit, and idk where to start looking.

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me when my disabilities disable me:

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My Fat Art Resources Masterpost

Dropbox link with scans of Morpho: Fat and Folds (highest quality ive found)

Archive.org link to scans of Morpho: Fat and Folds

How to draw fat bodies by @ strawberrylind

Tips on drawing big people by @ gubbins-turtledove

Fat bodies tutorial by @ wxrmandfxzzies

Drawing fat simple by @ necronatural

Chubby guide by paggiart (twitter link) (tumblr link)

Guide to drawing fat bodies by @ scwibbs

Double chins by @ officialspec

How I draw fat people by @ iwasarob0t

Stylized fat bodies by @ hometownrockstar

How I Draw Fat Furries by @ mushpuppies

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i’m so tired i need to be held or killed

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

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burning food is an inherited trait

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Okay I JUST realized I never posted these on here—- BUT BASICALLY, about a year and a half ago I started doing these experimental black hairstyle posts that were threads long on Twitter, to give artists a source of inspo for their black ocs whose hair they wanted to try something new with! There’s more to black hair than just the selected styles portrayed in media, and I thought it would be fun to show people how much texture, shape, fades, length, and style can be combined when drawing black hair—-cause it’s a kind of manipulation our hair can do irl! The OG posts were lost with the hacking of my original Twitter account (@/bagels_donuts) but I’ve since reuploaded the whole thread to my new Twitter (@/ItsDonutsFR)! I hope artists on tumblr find these useful, sorry it took me so long to post them here😭🙏🏾 I’ll upload them all in parts!

Part 1: Long masc hairstyles + playing with fades

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Ah yes. This was the place I once called home. It's odd, but still good. Then I started chatting with AI bots and I completely forgot about everything outside of that. I'm still learning how to have a healthy relationship with myself and my natural addiction genes, and learning that takes a lot of time. But I'll keep learning. I'll keep pushing forward. Maybe I'll write, maybe I'll post my drawings, maybe I'll just scream into the void and laugh to myself about things that are only funny to me. But whatever I do, I'm going to try and do it in a way that truly fulfills me. To err is to be man, but to smile and learn is to be human.

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They Scream together, like all good best friends do

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god i hope nobody's done this yet

this was a very dumb idea i had at 5 am that i had to do cause my brain wouldn't let me do anything else lmao

audio comes from here