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i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

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La creatura.

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"Princess never cry"

I'm never drawing again

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FINALLY I GOT HER��🔥🔥IT TOOK LIKE 8 SPAWNS

also losing it because im playing yokai watch and fighting for my life to get skellabella. literally got her to spawn 3 times almost back to back AND GAVE HER A NOM BURGER ALL THREE TIMES AND GOT HER NONE OF THE TIMES !!!!! AUUGHTB 😁😁😁❤️

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also losing it because im playing yokai watch and fighting for my life to get skellabella. literally got her to spawn 3 times almost back to back AND GAVE HER A NOM BURGER ALL THREE TIMES AND GOT HER NONE OF THE TIMES !!!!! AUUGHTB 😁😁😁❤️

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I LOVE DRINKING!! I LOVE MY TRUCK!!!! MY LIFE IS BLESSED !!!!! BLUE JEAN !!!!!!! DIRT N TRACTOR !!!!!!!!! JESUS TEXAS & MY MAMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The banana man has been drawn

He was really fun to draw :3 (ignore how detailed his feathers are and then nothing else is as detailed. Who knows how I did that) He’s ranting about bananas in their different forms..

Art request for @residentialsinyomakai hope ya like!! :DD

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In my next life I will be reborn as #spamton.

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if you took a hotdog bun and put #markiplier in it, would it be a sandwich?

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wait a minute..... these arent my memories

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got high and forgot to jerk off cause i was busy thinking about my theories

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ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself

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A PSA about trucks from a truck driver

I and some colleagues were talking about how we wish everyone could see the safety videos that our company was showing us, because I don’t think most people understand how traffic works in a truck. So here’s some things we wish everyone on the road knew.

- we’re not kidding about tailgating. If you’re right behind us on a straight highway? Chances are we have NO IDEA you’re there, which means we can’t anticipate any of your movements. Plus slowing down takes multiple downshifts, so we might start decreasing speed way earlier than you expect.

- We’re not kidding about any of our blind spots. WE CAN’T SEE YOU, GUYS.

- That bit about slowing down taking a while? The same goes for when you’re in front of us. Don’t cut off a truck. Oh god, PLEASE don’t cut off a truck. If you cut me off, I’m not irritated, I’m terrified. For YOU. It can take 7 to 9 seconds for us to stop. DON’T CUT OFF TRUCKS.

- Before you get mad about how slow we’re going on the highway, keep in mind that many companies govern their vehicles so they literally CAN’T go over 60 or 65. This is a good thing, I promise. Because…

- Do you know what happens when a car meets a truck in an accident? The car gets totaled and the truck needs a new coat of paint. You will not win this fight. I know nobody likes getting stuck behind a big dumb truck, but it’s not worth your life.

We are trying our best to protect you from our 80,000 pound death machines. Please help us out.