trickwizard
trickwizard
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trickwizard · 9 hours ago
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trickwizard · 14 hours ago
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remember in amnesty when griffin opened the world building floor to suggestions for five seconds and the boys immediately installed nineteen thousand water parks
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trickwizard · 1 day ago
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*wokely* tell me what genitals you have, stranger i just met
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trickwizard · 3 days ago
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CESARE hands you THE BIG STETSON!
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“Feliz Navidad, MY FRIEND…”
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trickwizard · 3 days ago
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Coloring practice with special boy and perfectgirl
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trickwizard · 4 days ago
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trickwizard · 4 days ago
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it's so easy to be confused as to why lena kelley specifically became the character for me, but there's so much to dig into with her specific mixture of traits. she's cold and distant and rude, traits that you'd normally see in an antagonist or a redeemed villain, but she's neither of those. everything she does is in the direct favor of the protagonists. she's self-destructively selfless, in a way that you typically only see with pushover characters like martin, but she's not that either. she gives everyone around her endless chances to be better and do better, helps them even if they reject all of those chances and spit in her face for good measure.
she'll save you from danger you put yourself in, and then berate you for making her do it. but she'll do it again and again and again, even if you never learn your lesson, even if she fucking hates you. her instincts are those of a pack-bonded animal, strength in numbers and loyalty first and foremost, she acts as a shield for others to hide behind. a shield is still cold metal, it doesn't comfort you, it doesn't praise you, it's just a shield. it protects you. from its very nature, it protects you. that is its function.
what gwen did by getting her fired was, essentially, throwing away that shield. a shield cannot reach out to you on your behalf. all she had to do was pick it up again for it to protect her again. and lena? there's nothing she can do about that. she's already accepted that someone like her is built to be used over and over again, just to protect people deemed more important than her.
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trickwizard · 8 days ago
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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
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trickwizard · 8 days ago
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Need
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trickwizard · 8 days ago
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girlknight slumped over the bar at the local tavern, three pints in, gripping her own scalp, "i have GOT to stop swearing oaths of fealty"
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trickwizard · 8 days ago
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Mando11 + Kuiil ✍️
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trickwizard · 8 days ago
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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient
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trickwizard · 8 days ago
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not arguing w a dude that has a big strong nose. whatever u say beautiful
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trickwizard · 8 days ago
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"male loneliness epidemic" is misleading because it implies that men are suffering because they can't get girls when I feel like the actual problem is that pretty much any online content that's aimed specifically at men conceptualizes the masculine ideal as what I call the Buff Scammer. there are only two things in this world that matter, says the Buff Scammer: being jacked and making money. how you get to either of those things doesn't matter, you just need to be as rich and as buff as possible or you have failed as a man. Get into drop shipping. Eat nothing but raw meat. Rugpull a memecoin. Remove seasonings from your diet. Sell an online course. Go to the gym daily. Starve yourself so your body will achieve ketosis and start burning fat. Attend a seminar on real estate investing. Work 80 hours a week. Take steroids but don't let anyone know about that part. Flip a YouTube channel after 10xing the subs. Sell AI art on Etsy and AI audiobooks on Amazon. What's that? You're trying to do this to get girls? Why would you care about women? Women are all stupid whores who don't help you get richer or buffer. The only people you should be paying attention to are other rich, buff men. If you do hang out with women you should be pimping them out on Chaturbate so you can at least get an ROI off your time spent not thinking about men. Male friends? You don't have time for friends. You should be hustling and grinding 24/7 365. And if you absolutely do need to spend time around other men you should only be spending time with other buff scammers so you can collaborate on entrepreneurial ventures. Like Jesus Christ even writing this is exhausting I feel like trying to be this dude would be fucking miserable like not only did you turn yourself into a friendless, materialist, misogynistic asshole who can only conceptualize the world in terms of value extracted but you're NOT EVEN HAVING FUN DOING IT!!!!!!
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trickwizard · 8 days ago
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I want what they have
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trickwizard · 8 days ago
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Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.
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trickwizard · 8 days ago
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if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. i've posted about it before; it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thank you!!!
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