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Guards? That man holds virtue like a font, and wisdom like a well. Seize and milk him.
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It is important to remember that the cuse of all of this is ancient Mesopotamian petroleum djinns. Which are sexual in nature.
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You're seeing machine elves because you're eating elf food dumbass
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the clouds become even more beautiful through small button eyes
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A Red-winged Blackbird looking like it’s getting a free ride on an Osprey’s broomstick. The Blackbird was focused on driving the Osprey away from the marsh, while the Osprey was focused on bringing back a good stick for the nest.
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Sniffing the spiked bracelets someone gave me to tell if they're real leather with a coating or just plastic all the way through like a truffle hog for faggotry
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I took a nap and forgot Belphegor existed, so when I woke up and saw this thing it jump-scared me
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Some of my favorite alchemical emblems from the Muṣḥaf aṣ-ṣuwar, the Book of Pictures.
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You, my tapeworm tells me what to do
You, my tapeworm tells me where to go
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the surgery mouse is a species of mouse or rat or bug or some shit known for its ability to amputate limbs due to its sharp blade
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