try-punching-it
try-punching-it
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try-punching-it · 25 days ago
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try-punching-it · 25 days ago
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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try-punching-it · 6 months ago
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try-punching-it · 8 months ago
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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.
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try-punching-it · 8 months ago
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try-punching-it · 8 months ago
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try-punching-it · 4 years ago
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We the jury find the villain hot
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try-punching-it · 4 years ago
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What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?
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try-punching-it · 4 years ago
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Girls just being girls!
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try-punching-it · 4 years ago
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try-punching-it · 4 years ago
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please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour
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try-punching-it · 4 years ago
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try-punching-it · 4 years ago
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Are you fucking kidding to me?
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try-punching-it · 4 years ago
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This is what they mean when they say boys will be boys 😌
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try-punching-it · 4 years ago
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“Neck lengths of birds + aggression: a study.”
By @inomnomcom
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try-punching-it · 4 years ago
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LOOK AT THE BABY PIKACHU BEFORE PICHU EXISTED
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try-punching-it · 4 years ago
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This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
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