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why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there

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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended

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I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad

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"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.

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reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim

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ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

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Pacific Northwest mood

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Acadia National Park // 2021

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My babies were a bit too vehement with their nightly wash, flipped-ear hangout time ensued

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matching set......

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hey guys could somebody ID this thing for me

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me going out this winter

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I can’t get into it without outing myself and my job, but damn I wish people could figure out how to break the rules on their own. If you involve me, if you tell me you’re going to violate a contract, I am required to do something. I’m not a cop! I’m not a narc! You could simply not tell me this shit! I am begging you to not tell me! Don’t send me an email to my work address that says “I’m going to violate our contract, how would you suggest I do it?” Well first things first don’t fucking tell me

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rednote is the only good social media because its the only one that consistently shows me lambs from xinjiang in little hats

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at least he's not wearing a red shirt

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally