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Sanders Sides - 01.03

The Blue character did not appear in this episode: 01.03 - Taking on ANXIETY with Lilly Singh!!

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Sanders Sides - 01.02 - WAY TOO ADULT

01.02 - WAY TOO ADULT Total Runtime: 4:17 Transcript credit to the Sanders Sides Wiki Timestamps calculated by myself

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00:40-00:41 Blue: WHAT?! Okay, I’ve had enough of this.

00:47-00:57 Blue: Well then just think of me as your sense of morality really firing back at you with a vengeance today. Do you know how often you say you can’t cook? Lots of times. Do you know how often you try to learn to cook? Zero times.

1:00 [momentary reaction shot of smiling]

1:02-1:06 Blue: Being able to cook yourself a meal is an essential part of living as an adult.

1:07-1:08 Blue: What? Adult? -another short bust of music-

1:10-1:15 Blue: Oh, come on!! I’m an adult! I’m a dad, it’s not that scary. Thomas: Your face is scary. Blue: You realize we...

1:18-1:22 Blue: Okay, let’s calm down. Why don’t we go through a list of what you can do yourself.

1:24-1:37 Blue: Can you change the oil in your car? Thomas: I don’t think so. Blue: Okay. Can you do taxes? Thomas: Absolutely, I cannot. Blue: Can you handle disposing bugs, spiders, or other creatures you may find in your house? Thomas: ...C’mon. Blue: Yeah, that's a no.

1:43-1:45 Blue: Which we all know is referred to as... adultery.

1:46 Blue: N-No??

1:48-1:53 Blue: Hmm...I thought that was a thing. Thomas: It’s a thing. It’s just a different thing. You know? Blue: Oh, it is? Okay, well, so... -laugh-

2:41-3:18 Blue: Yeah that’s pretty bad. Thomas: I knowwww. Blue: Well it’s all in baby steps, like everything you’ve learned in life. Thomas: Like what? Blue: Well, you wash your own laundry, don’t you? Thomas: Yeah. Blue: You’ve learned how to eat better and exercise. Thomas: I still eat a ton of pizza, but yeah. Blue: And when dealing with other people, you know when to stand up for what’s right and when to turn the other cheek. Thomas: I show them my butt! Blue: Not what I meant. And you should probably stop showing people your... Well... one problem at a time. The point is... you didn’t always know to do those things, and they came about because you took the time to learn. Thomas: Ahh, you’re right. Blue: Learn from your parents, and hopefully they will also take the time to learn from you and what you know. Thomas: How to turn on the computer so my mom can play Solitaire. Blue: Right.

3:23-3:29 Blue: Course not! You can still be a kid at heart, just learn about the world around you, as well as skills that will help you and others.

3:34-3:44 Blue: That’s right! But you, Thomas... You should learn how to cook. Thomas: Got it. Blue: And remember... you’re a real “pizza” work. ...'Cause you like pizza... Thomas: Got it, yeah. Blue: Ta-ta! I wish you the best of luck in your adultery.

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Sanders Sides - 01.01 - My True Identity!

01.01 - My True Identity! Total Runtime: 5:47 Transcript credit to the Sanders Sides Wiki Timestamps calculated by myself

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1:16-1:17 Blue: What's going on kiddos?

1:23-1:26 Blue: I also represent your unabashed love of dad jokes.

1:27-1:31 Blue: Woah, is there four people in here or is it just me?

1:42-1:43 Blue: Oh my... Whoop! There it is!

2:10-2:15 Blue: But that's okay. The important thing to keep in mind is nobody's perfect. Everyone comes with their own flaws.

2:32-2:35 Blue: You can be a bit selfish with your food and your other belongings...

2:42-2:44 Blue: At the same time focus on your good attributes.

2:47-2:48 Blue: You believe there's good in everyone.

2:55-2:59 Blue: Well, it's important to be nice to ourselves and cut ourselves some slack every once in a while...

3:04 Blue: Spiders...

3:41-3:45 Blue: What positive impacts do you inevitably hope to bring to this world?

3:50-3:51 Blue: HEY! We have the same glasses!

4:21-4:22 Blue: And where do babies come from?

4:24-4:27 Blue: I know it's got something to do with storks, um, but after that, I, uh...

4:45-4:50 Blue: And no matter what, no one knows you better than yourself. Am I right, Tony? Thomas: Not my name. Blue: Then what is it?

5:07-5:09 Blue: Let me know when this gets put up on the YouTubes.

5:23-5:26 Blue: Hey, I am down to do that! Sign me up. -laughs-

5:28-5:47 Blue: Ah, okay. Well, you kiddos give your old dad a like and subscribe. That's right! I'm learning how to do promos! Got a couple more... you know... old tricks up my sleeve! I'm learnin'... I'm learnin'... Whoo. You know what that just tired me out. *giggle* I'm gonna take a nap. Take a nap for about... two hours. Take a nap.

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