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Magic town is hard as fuck

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the historical jesus turned to me, at a loss for words

his face looked as pale as the contemporary jesus

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his name was little tad taster

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i tried to tell dad how at roleplay the other night i had described to my friends the most beautiful demon but he cut me off. i tried to tune him out but his story was pretty cool

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out of tactfulness, i won't say exactly what i'm considering, but mark my words whelp in your final moments you will see that I am the Dragon

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i took him to town hall where i lept upon the mayors table and shouted; "I divorce him! I divorce him! I divorce him!"

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and then she walked in and masturbated him and shot him

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Showers are just so serious compared to the jocular nature of a bath.

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our very own brother reid, pastor andrew, sister callista, and of course the sweet waxy child of the story, chalms!

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i hate to vagueblog but ummm one of you is a spiders

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ok this wasnt right but chessie got more lore. prophetic

do you think chessie might be the mom from house of crispo

there's weird parallels in those stories

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controversial take but pastor andrew is the goth one and brother ried is the dweeby one

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chompin on my nerves

suppin on my goo

as my smarts waned

his fetal form grew

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The Story Must Be Told

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The story must be told.