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Roman!!! What're you thinking?

ROMAN: To say that everything is ruined would be the biggest understatement of the century. The others must be so worried but I don’t even know what to say to them because- because it’s my fault Dee quit. He’ll never want to talk with us again and the show will be over and I’ll never-

ROMAN: [Sniffs] ...Nevermind, my regrets stop there. It’s silly to pretend that there’s anything else to be sorry about because there’s not. I always knew Dee thought of me as nothing more than a pest so really this shouldn’t be a surprise.

ROMAN: ...I wish it didn’t hurt so bad, though.

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How's Patton with the whole 'oh no they know about the ghosts. They might try to find more spirits. They might get hurt. OH NO' thing

LOGAN: I’ve yet to see any solid evidence that I have been proven wrong, so frankly this is not ‘living in my head rent free’. Besides, Roman claims ‘ghost’ whenever an appliance so much as malfunctions, which makes this turn of events completely unsurprising. As for Dee… Well, I'd be lying if I said I wasn’t somewhat disappointed. However I am also concerned; it’s definitely out of character of him to quit so unexpectedly.

VIRGIL: ...I don’t really know what to think. I don’t think Ro is lying, but all of this feels so random. I just want Dee to come back already. If it’s true that there really was nothing there, I want to hear him say it.

PATTON: [Shrugs half-heartedly]

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now that remus and dee are unavailable, i'm curious: what have roman and patton been doing? (also, how long until all of them are going to meet up? are they like super far away from HQ or something?)

[Patton and Roman have already made it back to the office and informed the others what happened. Logan, Virgil, Patton and Roman are now open for questions.]

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So, uh, how are you going to explain everything to Roman, JD?

DEE: By the way, thanks Re. For everything.

REMUS: Yeah yeah, don’t get all soft and mushy on me now. That’s not supposed to be our thing.

DEE: I know. I mean it, though. I hope you consider what I said about coming back with me. [Yawns] It’d be nice having you around again.

REMUS: ...Sure.

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Yeah, why not, Dee?

REMUS: ...You promised you’d help me no matter what.

DEE: I’m sorry. I still want to make things right, but not like this.

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Well, don’t leave us hanging! How’re y’all going to fix everything?

REMUS: I’m glad you asked! J.D, take a look in the glove compartment.

DEE: That nickname better not stick. [Opens it] ...Not that I enjoy doubting you or anything, but how exactly is a kidney in a ziplock bag going to help the situation?

REMUS: It’s not, that’s for personal use. Behind the kidney.

DEE: This is…

REMUS: Ta-daaa! A handy-dandy memory charm; just what you need to get back into Bonetown. Lucky for you I had some pyrite lying around, so it should alter memories just fine. All you have to do is-

DEE: No.

REMUS: ...No?

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so what/how much does remus know about the current situation?

[One catch-up session later]

REMUS: What do you want me to say? Both of you suck and I kinda wanna stab you for making me drive all the way out here because of some dumb cat fight.

DEE: Dumb-?! I can’t believe you’re not taking this seriously! It’s not like you would’ve had anything more important to do anyway.

REMUS: [Mocking] “Gee, thank you so much Remus for taking the time out of your day to pick my sorry ass up. If only I could go 10 minutes without being gay and neurotic. Please pull over so I can go cry in that field.”

DEE: ...I don’t even sound like that.

REMUS: Sure, Jan.

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[Remus and Dee will begin driving back shortly. They’re both open for questions.]

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pick up the call dude might be important

[You voted: 100% (46) answer, 0% (0) don’t answer.]

DEE: I suppose I’m doing this. [Presses ‘answer call’]

REMUS: Jeez. Can’t we have a conversation like old times, or am I not worth the shit on your shoe now that you have all of your shiny new friends? If you ask me, those prudes have really made that big fat stick in your butt even bigger and fatter. And not in a hot way.

DEE: Get to the point or I’m hanging up.

REMUS: See? Total buzzkill! But fine, for your information I woke up just now to my twin senses going wilder than a pervert at a wet t-shirt contest, and I’m totally on the mark that you know why, right? So whadya do? My lesser half isn’t picking up and I’m dying to know the newest juicy developments.

DEE: ...I- [Groans in frustration] I told you this wouldn’t work out.

REMUS: Huh? You gotta be more specific Janjan, not all of us are so ass-half-empty all the time like you.

DEE: What do you think I mean?! The show! This! Everything has gone wrong. There was a ghost and Roman saw it and as we speak he’s likely already calling the others. The cover’s blown, and it’s all because you thought I could handle this when I couldn’t. Now I see no other option except to come clean and hope for the best.

REMUS: ...

REMUS: Where are you? I want the full story.

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Dee, darling. Its not selfish to want to keep people safe and to not lose anyone else. I understand why you are doing this, but you also seem to be losing them from not talking about it either. This is not a easy situation to be in and it looks unwinnable. So either you stay the quiet guard and build more strain for you and others, or you inform them so they have the knowledge to defend themselves alongside you. The choice is yours.

DEE: ...Thank you. Those are valid points; this would all go to waste if something were to happen due to my failings. [Sighs] I don’t like it, but at the moment I can’t think of a better plan.

DEE: Ahem. My personal feelings, however, can wait until afterwards. First I better call that ride and get away from this rotten place. There’s so much death and suffering here, it’s- ...huh?

DEE: Well that can’t be good.

[Should Dee answer Remus’ call?]

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@why-should-i-tell-youu2  @books-and-existential-fear @potato–justpotato @no-one-remembers-achmed @potatopriestlord @airiervessel @deceitsonaturale  @justasadchildwithablog @impatentpending @paranovigilant @thirteenashmctrash @only-gay-in-theory @discount-milo-thatch @strangerofthenight @dantedeletes @bootsinthesun @artistic-logic @infinitywarkilledmysoul @ssssnekson @onlydifferentdreams  @royalnerd829 @intrurality-fusion @ssanderssides @newhieghts  @rubieswillrain @katherine-reed @prismartist @earths-trying-angel @em0ann0nym0us @sunshade2405 @faycanyons @toiowo-v707 @hells-missing-a-goat @impatentpending @hope-thy-nope @goldteethandacurseforthistown @goodthingscomeinsixes @seasannaisling @naomi-the-meme @nonbeenary-enbee @rainboots-are-for-snobs @ghost-pepper16 @aggressiveshipper @harrypotternerdprincess @heathers-dorkness-0923 @herestheanxietea @squadlessgeek @demidork84 @fkrel @lumnia-universe @ms-top-hat @spirit-geek @lunareclipse-524 @part-of-me-do-not-know-the-rest @sotakeabitofcalpol @prettymuchpugs @smallfry-png @alexa-is-fangirl-trash @depressedshipper11 @nexi0us @beautifully-terribly @unnecessarilydeep @atypicaldal @aricka-and-her-fictional-others @logical-princey @ksfoxsoxs @tua-nrdd-fandommmm @oneofthemtheaternerds @queen-deceit @virgilvigil @matthindavick @elvis-has-been-dug @edelhilda @datboianna @whatissleepeven @non-binaryroyality @ollyollyoxinfree @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaheythere @glitchybina

deeeeeee! you should totally give ro flowers! he’d probably combust!!

DEE: [Sniffles] Why am I thinking about this now…?

DEE: There’s little point dwelling on the past, I know, but why did I never take the chance to say anything? Perhaps you guys are onto something; maybe if i had been more open- [Shudders at the thought of emotional intimacy] -things would be different now. 

DEE: ...If there’s any chance that everything goes back to normal, I’ll get him those flowers. The biggest bouquet I can find. But more importantly: figuring out how to earn that forgiveness first.

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@why-should-i-tell-youu2  @books-and-existential-fear @potato–justpotato @no-one-remembers-achmed @potatopriestlord @airiervessel @deceitsonaturale  @justasadchildwithablog @impatentpending @paranovigilant @thirteenashmctrash @only-gay-in-theory @discount-milo-thatch @strangerofthenight @dantedeletes @bootsinthesun @artistic-logic @infinitywarkilledmysoul @ssssnekson @onlydifferentdreams  @royalnerd829 @intrurality-fusion @ssanderssides @newhieghts  @rubieswillrain @katherine-reed @prismartist @earths-trying-angel @em0ann0nym0us @sunshade2405 @faycanyons @toiowo-v707 @hells-missing-a-goat @impatentpending @hope-thy-nope @goldteethandacurseforthistown @goodthingscomeinsixes @seasannaisling @naomi-the-meme @nonbeenary-enbee @rainboots-are-for-snobs @ghost-pepper16 @aggressiveshipper @harrypotternerdprincess @heathers-dorkness-0923 @herestheanxietea @squadlessgeek @demidork84 @fkrel @lumnia-universe @ms-top-hat @spirit-geek @lunareclipse-524 @part-of-me-do-not-know-the-rest @sotakeabitofcalpol @prettymuchpugs @smallfry-png @alexa-is-fangirl-trash @depressedshipper11 @nexi0us @beautifully-terribly @unnecessarilydeep @atypicaldal @aricka-and-her-fictional-others @logical-princey @ksfoxsoxs @tua-nrdd-fandommmm @oneofthemtheaternerds @queen-deceit @virgilvigil @matthindavick @elvis-has-been-dug @edelhilda @datboianna @whatissleepeven @non-binaryroyality @ollyollyoxinfree @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaheythere

Dee what the heck dude?

DEE: It doesn’t matter how I’m feeling, I just need to figure out how to fix this or else-- [Pauses as his phone buzzes]

PATTON: [Text message: “Heads up: we’re driving back without you. Use some of our funds to call a taxi if needed.”]

DEE: ...Oh. Yeah. That’s probably for the best. I can hardly even think straight right now.

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@why-should-i-tell-youu2  @books-and-existential-fear @potato–justpotato @no-one-remembers-achmed @potatopriestlord @airiervessel @deceitsonaturale  @justasadchildwithablog @impatentpending @paranovigilant @thirteenashmctrash @only-gay-in-theory @discount-milo-thatch @strangerofthenight @dantedeletes @bootsinthesun @artistic-logic @infinitywarkilledmysoul @ssssnekson @onlydifferentdreams  @royalnerd829 @intrurality-fusion @ssanderssides @newhieghts  @rubieswillrain @katherine-reed @prismartist @earths-trying-angel @em0ann0nym0us @sunshade2405 @faycanyons @toiowo-v707 @hells-missing-a-goat @impatentpending @hope-thy-nope @goldteethandacurseforthistown @goodthingscomeinsixes @seasannaisling @naomi-the-meme @nonbeenary-enbee @rainboots-are-for-snobs @ghost-pepper16 @aggressiveshipper @harrypotternerdprincess @heathers-dorkness-0923 @herestheanxietea @squadlessgeek @demidork84 @fkrel @lumnia-universe @ms-top-hat @spirit-geek @lunareclipse-524 @part-of-me-do-not-know-the-rest @sotakeabitofcalpol @prettymuchpugs @smallfry-png @alexa-is-fangirl-trash @depressedshipper11 @nexi0us @beautifully-terribly @unnecessarilydeep @atypicaldal @aricka-and-her-fictional-others @logical-princey @ksfoxsoxs @tua-nrdd-fandommmm @oneofthemtheaternerds @queen-deceit @virgilvigil @matthindavick @elvis-has-been-dug @edelhilda @datboianna @whatissleepeven @non-binaryroyality @ollyollyoxinfree @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaheythere

…

[Roman and Patton will begin driving back to the office shortly. Dee is open for questions.]

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@why-should-i-tell-youu2  @books-and-existential-fear @potato–justpotato @no-one-remembers-achmed @potatopriestlord @airiervessel @deceitsonaturale  @justasadchildwithablog @impatentpending @paranovigilant @thirteenashmctrash @only-gay-in-theory @discount-milo-thatch @strangerofthenight @dantedeletes @bootsinthesun @artistic-logic @infinitywarkilledmysoul @ssssnekson @onlydifferentdreams  @royalnerd829 @intrurality-fusion @ssanderssides @newhieghts  @rubieswillrain @katherine-reed @prismartist @earths-trying-angel @em0ann0nym0us @sunshade2405 @faycanyons @toiowo-v707 @hells-missing-a-goat @impatentpending @hope-thy-nope @goldteethandacurseforthistown @goodthingscomeinsixes @seasannaisling @naomi-the-meme @nonbeenary-enbee @rainboots-are-for-snobs @ghost-pepper16 @aggressiveshipper @harrypotternerdprincess @heathers-dorkness-0923 @herestheanxietea @squadlessgeek @demidork84 @fkrel @lumnia-universe @ms-top-hat @spirit-geek @lunareclipse-524 @part-of-me-do-not-know-the-rest @sotakeabitofcalpol @prettymuchpugs @smallfry-png @alexa-is-fangirl-trash @depressedshipper11 @nexi0us @beautifully-terribly @unnecessarilydeep @atypicaldal @aricka-and-her-fictional-others @logical-princey @ksfoxsoxs @tua-nrdd-fandommmm @oneofthemtheaternerds @queen-deceit @virgilvigil @matthindavick @elvis-has-been-dug @edelhilda @datboianna @whatissleepeven @non-binaryroyality @ollyollyoxinfree @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaheythere

an alternative ts unsolved au where dee really is a demon and nothing changes except he has cool powers to protect his bf with.

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@why-should-i-tell-youu2  @books-and-existential-fear @potato–justpotato @no-one-remembers-achmed @potatopriestlord @airiervessel @deceitsonaturale  @justasadchildwithablog @impatentpending @paranovigilant @thirteenashmctrash @only-gay-in-theory @discount-milo-thatch @strangerofthenight @dantedeletes @bootsinthesun @artistic-logic @infinitywarkilledmysoul @ssssnekson @onlydifferentdreams  @royalnerd829 @intrurality-fusion @ssanderssides @newhieghts  @rubieswillrain @katherine-reed @prismartist @earths-trying-angel @em0ann0nym0us @sunshade2405 @faycanyons @toiowo-v707 @hells-missing-a-goat @impatentpending @hope-thy-nope @goldteethandacurseforthistown @inlovewiththeguiltguy @seasannaisling @naomi-the-meme @nonbeenary-enbee @rainboots-are-for-snobs @ghost-pepper16 @aggressiveshipper @harrypotternerdprincess @heathers-dorkness-0923 @herestheanxietea @squadlessgeek @demidork84 @fkrel @lumnia-universe @ms-top-hat @spirit-geek @lunareclipse-524 @part-of-me-do-not-know-the-rest @sotakeabitofcalpol @prettymuchpugs @smallfry-png @alexa-is-fangirl-trash @depressedshipper11 @nexi0us @beautifully-terribly @unnecessarilydeep @atypicaldal @aricka-and-her-fictional-others @logical-princey @ksfoxsoxs @tua-nrdd-fandommmm @oneofthemtheaternerds @queen-deceit @virgilvigil @matthindavick @elvis-has-been-dug @edelhilda @datboianna @whatissleepeven @non-binaryroyality @ollyollyoxinfree @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaheythere

[Fragment unlocked: Remy’s origin and the destruction of Carther Asylum.]

EMILE: [Signs: “The next thing I knew, the patient I was evacuating became hysterical from the sight of him and attacked me. I woke up outside, except the building was deserted and covered in ashes.”]

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@why-should-i-tell-youu2  @books-and-existential-fear @potato–justpotato @no-one-remembers-achmed @potatopriestlord @airiervessel @deceitsonaturale  @justasadchildwithablog @impatentpending @paranovigilant @thirteenashmctrash @only-gay-in-theory @discount-milo-thatch @strangerofthenight @dantedeletes @bootsinthesun @artistic-logic @infinitywarkilledmysoul @ssssnekson @onlydifferentdreams  @royalnerd829 @intrurality-fusion @ssanderssides @newhieghts  @rubieswillrain @katherine-reed @prismartist @earths-trying-angel @em0ann0nym0us @sunshade2405 @faycanyons @toiowo-v707 @hells-missing-a-goat @impatentpending @hope-thy-nope @goldteethandacurseforthistown @inlovewiththeguiltguy @seasannaisling @naomi-the-meme @nonbeenary-enbee @rainboots-are-for-snobs @ghost-pepper16 @aggressiveshipper @harrypotternerdprincess @heathers-dorkness-0923 @herestheanxietea @squadlessgeek @demidork84 @fkrel @lumnia-universe @ms-top-hat @spirit-geek @lunareclipse-524 @part-of-me-do-not-know-the-rest @sotakeabitofcalpol @prettymuchpugs @smallfry-png @alexa-is-fangirl-trash @depressedshipper11 @nexi0us @beautifully-terribly @unnecessarilydeep @atypicaldal @aricka-and-her-fictional-others @logical-princey @ksfoxsoxs @tua-nrdd-fandommmm @oneofthemtheaternerds @queen-deceit @virgilvigil @matthindavick @elvis-has-been-dug @edelhilda @datboianna @whatissleepeven @non-binaryroyality @ollyollyoxinfree

Oh shit! We're sorry Emile! We didn't mean to hurt you? If this isn't too much (don't answer if you don't want to), was Remy who killed you/got you killed?

EMILE: [Signs: “It’s a long story.”] u_u

ROMAN: Okay, well… we have time-

DEE: We literally do not.

ROMAN: -so consider us your therapists for today!

DEE: [Long drawn-out sigh].

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@why-should-i-tell-youu2  @books-and-existential-fear @potato–justpotato @no-one-remembers-achmed @potatopriestlord @airiervessel @deceitsonaturale  @justasadchildwithablog @impatentpending @paranovigilant @thirteenashmctrash @only-gay-in-theory @discount-milo-thatch @strangerofthenight @dantedeletes @bootsinthesun @artistic-logic @infinitywarkilledmysoul @ssssnekson @onlydifferentdreams  @royalnerd829 @intrurality-fusion @ssanderssides @newhieghts  @rubieswillrain @katherine-reed @prismartist @earths-trying-angel @em0ann0nym0us @sunshade2405 @faycanyons @toiowo-v707 @hells-missing-a-goat @impatentpending @hope-thy-nope @goldteethandacurseforthistown @inlovewiththeguiltguy @seasannaisling @naomi-the-meme @nonbeenary-enbee @rainboots-are-for-snobs @ghost-pepper16 @aggressiveshipper @harrypotternerdprincess @heathers-dorkness-0923 @herestheanxietea @squadlessgeek @demidork84 @fkrel @lumnia-universe @ms-top-hat @spirit-geek @lunareclipse-524 @part-of-me-do-not-know-the-rest @sotakeabitofcalpol @prettymuchpugs @smallfry-png @alexa-is-fangirl-trash @depressedshipper11 @nexi0us @beautifully-terribly @unnecessarilydeep @atypicaldal @aricka-and-her-fictional-others @logical-princey @ksfoxsoxs @tua-nrdd-fandommmm @oneofthemtheaternerds @queen-deceit @virgilvigil @matthindavick @elvis-has-been-dug @edelhilda @datboianna @whatissleepeven @non-binaryroyality @ollyollyoxinfree

Emile, do you know anyone named Remy?

ROMAN: Oh shi–

DEE: !