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Tsunade, Shizune

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Luunamito (@luunamito) on X: "#ブリーチ #bleach #soifon"

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What is Tsunade's anger to a man who shows and knows absolutely no fear?

"Your bones still break easily enough whether you're scared or not..."

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How many people has Rangiku killed in her boobies, accidentally or otherwise?

...Same question for Tsunade, actually, since she is a ninja.

"Well soul reapers are more resilient than your normal person, so it takes more than that to kill them..."

"26."

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Ryuu gives her ass a nice hearty smack. "That certainly is a cute little peach~"

"Twenty-one stings from Suzumebachi. It'll only take two to kill you, the other nineteen are just to make me feel better."

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We all know Rangiku has the best chest and Soifon is flat as a board, but does Soifon have the best ass to make up for it~?

"I don't see how that's any of your business, but yes I'd say my rear is more than passable..."

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Nothing like a pair of Rangiku tits smothering you while you're humping her brains out.

"I know Akane's one of my biggest fans~"

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"Rangiku, the original Sugoi Dekais."

"I mean I'm sure I could wear one of those shirts, though it may ride up on me since I'm taller than five foot nothing..."

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"Oh no, Tsunade-sama AND Anko are on the loose!"

"What could possibly go wrong?"

"Okay, bad news, we got drunk and stabbed someone."

"Good news, I got to stab someone!"

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*gives Soifon a t-shirt with the 'Cats' logo on it... The musical, not the movie*

"Hmmm... a whole musical about Yoruichi-sama..."

"AND IT'S NOT THE ONE I WROTE!?"

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Well since we know Anko has a... proclivity to cut people and then lick their blood off their cheek, who's got the tastiest blood in Konoha, Anko?

"Uhhh... Choji, his clan eats so much their blood just kinda has a natural sweetness to it, doesn't seem healthy exactly but as far as taste goes it gives them the edge."

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It's nice that despite Soifon's... 'modest' size, she provides a lot of sideboob~

"What in the world are you talking about?"

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Blep

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Grand Re-Opening/New Visiting Muse Announcement!

(Gonna try to be more active on here again, and to get in the spirit we have one returning visiting muse and one new visiting muse!)

Soifon is returning to Tsunade and Rangiku's chateau for some more fun and bringing the equally deadly Anko Mitarashi, what sort of hijinks will these seemingly serious but extremely dorky ladies get into?

Also because fuck it, why not, Boa Hancock is also staying at the villa, she's not a visitor she just showed up one day and refused to leave but she pays rent so Tsunade and Rangiku let her stay. Feel free to send some asks for Tsunade, Rangiku, Hancock, Soifon or Anko!

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Anko and Soi-Fon!?

(They may be what gets me to post here again XD also debating just throwing Boa Hancock in to complete the Boob Queen trio)

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Personal Opinion. They heavily ruined Anko's character in Boruto.

(I mean imo they ruined her character basically right after the Chunin Exams by never using her for anything meaningful again, oddly enough it's that wasted potential that makes me want to use her as a visiting muse and try to get something out of her)