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Birthday party commission for Sephinroodle on bsky!!
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best gif of the year award goes to horse plinko. everybody give it up for horse plinko
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Hi There 👋
As you might have noticed, we’re beta-testing something new: Tumblr Post+. What’s Post+? A big deal, for starters. Post+ is our new subscription feature that allows you to use our existing multi-media post form to create unique paid feeds or support other blogs by subscribing to theirs. Fear not, Tumblr will always be free to use, this is just a way to continue to empower unique voices and throw a little coin to your favorite artists, fanfic writers, or maybe even that one mashup Supernatural/Studyblr blog you’ve been following since 2016.
(3 a.m. infomercial voice) But wait, there’s more. We want to know every possible way we can make Post+ the best experience for you and your community. To do that, we’d love to hear from you. Specifically, we want your thoughts on how you’d use a feature that provides a feed of exclusive posts on Tumblr. What would you like to see? Don’t be shy 👉👈. Get in touch. Do it often, if you like. We’re excited to hear your thoughts. And keep your eyes on this space (go ahead now, click follow ☝️). Teamwork makes the dream work, etc.
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“CONGRATULATIONS!” Said Walter White and Jesse pinkman
“CONGRATULATIONS!” Said big bossman
“CONGRATULATIONS!” Said metroid
“CONGRATULATIONS!” Said reimu hakurei
“CONGRATULATIONS!” Said the G-Man
“CONGRATULATIONS!” Said godzilla with a gattling gun strapped to
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me: sees the word caribou anywhere
my brain for the last 19 years:

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It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.
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Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity
sounds like someone needs to go in the water
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making sure my prized thoroughbred horse grows up healthy and strong by feeding him six cups of instant ramen every night
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So I work in a supermarket that has its own radio station. I’m at work today, and whatever song was playing ends, and the DJ comes on to do the ad reads. It ends with an announcement.
“Here at SUPERMARKET, we’re PROUD to celebrate PRIDE MONTH! This June, we’ll be honouring the LGBT+ community by playing all the PRIDE AND PARTY ANTHEMS, right here on SUPERMARKET RADIO!”
And then they immediately played the Ghostbusters theme
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