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Today's Seal Is: Partaking In The Limitless Spring

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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

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There should be a bit in DR Chapter 5 where you talk to Sans at the festival and he's like "hey kid, sorry about last night, your mom says you like old video games and this was just collecting dust in my closet, you can have it." and gives you a retro gaming console and if you check it the description says "A very obviously second-hand Nantondi Excellence Series game console. On the top, written in marker pen, is the phrase 'Sans' NES'

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It's like something a parent would say to a little kid who thinks their friend's older brother who wears a leather jacket and has a mohawk is cool to get them to behave. Saying please and thank you is punk. Eating your vegetables is punk. Cleaning your room before mommy has to tell you is punk.

While I appreciate the sentiment behind it, 'Being kind is the real punk rock' has the exact same vibe as this image

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While I appreciate the sentiment behind it, 'Being kind is the real punk rock' has the exact same vibe as this image

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Elfsturbating sounds like advanced gooning like you jack off for two hours thinking about a waterfall or smth

what the fuck

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Context (sent by the submitter): ❝ Sydney Sweeney recently did a commercial for American Eagle jeans, where the commercial in question features her in a pair of jeans she was promoting. At the end, the commercial said "Sydney Sweeney has great jeans", which some people believe are a Nazi dog whistle (showing a white woman with blue eyes and blonde hair, and saying she has "great jeans", which read as "great genes") and are calling for a boycott. ❞

Edit, adding this too since it's pointed out by people in the notes and some in my inbox: ❝ the ad also starts with the voiceover saying "Genes determine our looks, personality, and even eye colour" and "Genes determine eye colour. My genes are blue." ❞

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So the new itch.io guidelines are out and they are both predictably bad and also quite unpredictably bad. There's so much to go over here but here are some of the highlights:

First we have the broadly worded content restrictions. So much of this is just strictly bad for several reasons (for example, you cannot have a NSFW game that doesn't even fetishize rape but has rape be an important thematic element under these new rules) but my personal favorite is that these are so broad that huge swaths of content are just banned from itch.io. You like VNs of monster girls having sex? Sorry, but your favorite spider girl VN is animal-related, we cannot prove that you don't want to fuck spiders so its gone.

(a real problem anyone thinks about??????)

Game where you can transformed by magical artifacts and sometimes fucked? Sorry, that's non-consensual content. Banned. You cannot be transformed into a maid against your will. You also cannot have your protagonist call an older woman "mommy" because likeeeee that's incestual right?

"Minor-presenting" what the fuck does this mean. Genuinely. If a grown woman wears a fetish uniform is that minor presenting??? What the fuck are you talking about.

Also by the way if they feel your content is "too bad" for their platform, which includes a list of conditions incredibly broad to contain things like "a woman who likes being gagged during sex", they will just steal your revenue. No no no not just the revenue from the work in question. All of it. This makes any NSFW work a ticking timebomb, especially since itch.io doesn't have the fucking staff to deal with all of this! There's no second chances. You are not protected against fraudulent report or our dumb as fuck employees.

itch.io right now is just not a safe platform for NSFW content, and honestly, it really should be said, a fair swath of SFW content too. Don't use it, find alternative ways to survive in the market right now.

It's not going to be easy, but it's necessary. Here's a link to an article going over some solutions. I cannot personally vouch for any of these in particular but you need to do what you gotta.

Also, harass VISA and Mastercard. Phone calls over emails. Ruin their workflow. Do it for weeks, don't give up.

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Trinnon: Do you remember the words of the ritual? Stelle: She Chrysos on my Heir 'til I reach Era Nova Trinnon: *Extremely loud incorrect buzzer*

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このあとむちゃくちゃ… by nonco@週マガで『カナチョロ』連載中㌠@nonco331

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"Someone you're close to" includes anyone you've known personally for a while and would be talking about personal things with. Family members, friends, coworkers, etc.

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Daiwa Scarlet's Career Mode: Apocalyptic lesbian crashout every time Vodka is on screen for more than a second. Vodka's Career Mode:

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Reblog and put in the tags your favorite work of media that has a majority/all-female cast.

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