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and on that day toby fox doomed one garbillion television sets to a terrible fate
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What Kris and Susie are doing for their school project

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Do you want to see the oats I have in my pocket? Let me show you-
(oats blow away in the wind)
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its really creepy how british people say towel with one syllable
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*gritting teeth* sometimes you just need to say to yourself op seems like a fucking idiot and move on . Sometimes that's what you need to do
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i can't get over this stupid fucking animation. i love how comically high the framerate is compared to all of his other animations. blud looks like he's boutta roundhouse kick silver the hedgehog
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in the anemone rap does she say “enema for thine enemy” or did i make that up
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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me
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living up to my username
first time ive posted art on tumblr since. 2017? bear with me chat
(yes i have a different user on here what abt it. inconsistency is my brand)
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theres this phenomenon online. that ive seen a lot of recently especially with the switch 2 and new lilo and stitch but has happened for years which i am honestly baffled by. where a new upcoming product gets announced and a buncha people talk about how bad its gonna be and how no-one should get it. and then the product comes out and a buncha people end up buying it. and then some randos online go "i cant believe after all that complaining about how bad product was gonna be, yall went out and bought it anyway. dont yall have any self-restraint" and like. i gotta wonder. what goes on in their brain where they think "people who complained about upcoming product" and "people who bought upcoming product" are the same group? like. there might be some people who are in both groups, but why would the majority of people be in both groups? how is that logical at all?
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Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture
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