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“CNN and pro wrestling could not be more different. One is an entertainment venture that promotes over the top fictional narratives and rigs it’s fights. The other is the WWE”

Tucker Carlson (via conservative-heaven)

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BREAKING NEWS: Chris Christie admits plot to monopolize all American beaches, ban everyone from going to them, so he can take off his shirt and torture us all.

If you see this man running about please report him to the police.

whuddup losers

been a long time, is everyone still a moany biatch 

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WOW. I look gay.

Tucker Carlson and Elena Grinenko on “Dancing With the Stars,” September 2006.

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I literally have done NOTHING to you guys. Wow, so much for the tolerate left.

Liberal culture is saying “So much for the tolerant left” whenever someone insults you

@jacobpaultapper

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Top 10 Gayest Anime Moments Of All Time ( x )

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Okay so my friend likes you but she said she would fuck you if you kept yout mouth shut. Are you able to do that?

I appreciate the offer, but I’m happily married man (@seanhannitysuggestion THAT’S A WARNING TO YOU TO QUIT FLIRTING WITH ME). I do shut my mouth though, what do you think I do after the show? Talk more? Hell no. By that time I’m so tired of people’s shit I just conk out.

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remember that time you were on dancing with the Stars and you were the first eliminated. because i do.

Don’t talk to me about that, I was having a mid-life crisis when I did that mistake.

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Excuse you, I rock pastel shorts better than any 90% of tumblr kids with a pastel aesthetic. 

FAKE NEWS ALERT

ARE U DISSING TUCKER?!!!?!1?1

you’re damn right, with that ugly ass bowtie and stupid hair and I bet he wears pastel shorts and claims the market will regulate itself. dumbass

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when ppl call you a fascist but you just fight the group-think 

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Relevant today.

@1997alexjones

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Guys, I have a gay fanbase!

How do you start a fight in a room filled with gay republicans?

Ask them who’s hotter, Tucker Carlson or Sean Hannity of Fox News

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“Just searching up hardcore Japanese cartoon porn with the kids!” – Tucker Carlson on Eichenwald