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my gay friend said he wants to try vagina (mine). he said he is not bi but after a traumatic car accident he thought about vagina yesterday.
should we have sex and is this a phase???? he has only been with men btw
i guess that makes sense i mean he was in a car accident
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you are so fucking hot holy shit
but do you think i'm worth saving?

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please don’t take it away from me
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i can imagine any dragon
second pic based on this ofc

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#hol#awesomeee#i want to annotate my own copy eventually and i have a feeling it’ll feel like this#trying to find the dimensions of the house is Insane
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arfid is so sucks. what do you mean i can barely eat anything. also i have no appetite. STARVE!!!!!!!
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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates
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Me trying to pick all the options that I think Kris would want to do and say so they don't hate me as much for controlling them
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