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Why do all white conservative pundit women look the exact same

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I love r/amitheasshole

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When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

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Trump doesn’t want to participate in the debate because he might be muted but I’d pay real human money to watch him scream and be rendered powerless by a little zoom microphone icon

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does a gay little run that pisses you off

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oh to be sigmund freud doing seventeen lines of coke before confidently giving a lecture on something he barely knows a thing about

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big fan of the gerudo woman who just sits up on the wall alone away from everyone and eats watermelon out of an infinitely generating pile and tells you to fuck off if you try and talk to her

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Edible arrangements trying to use my birthday? No thanks

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