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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

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the phrase “gooner behavior” needs to be obliterated from human speech. the fact that so many folks let anti-porn and anti-sex work dipshits get into their ears to the point that choosing simply to publicly exist in proximity of any expression of outward sexuality is treated as toxically immoral behavior is… frankly fucking sad. the people that want a chaste internet don’t have to socially police us anymore because they tricked you into doing it.

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now i can finally be a girl from guilty gear...

i got some emo fingerless gloves and they are making me smile as i wear them :)

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i got some emo fingerless gloves and they are making me smile as i wear them :)

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start hrt today! what're you waiting for?

fuck it. it's posting my art time

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haven't started the new scott pilgrim series yet, probably gonna do that today, but i did finally get around to reading the comic a few months ago

and i'm so jealous of/impressed by the casually batshit worldbuilding

in awe of the way this gets thrown out there and then basically never mentioned again

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i think the seas would turn blood red and the deceased would rise from their graves but thats just me

hypothetically if i was a cute girl what would happen. do you think.

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hypothetically if i was a cute girl what would happen. do you think.

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pygmalion (taneisha johnson, age 12) and sasuke uchiha

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#makeaterriblecomicday2025

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If you voted in the poll, stop scrolling for a moment.

Israel's attacks on Gaza are still relentless. Nader has been dedicated to campaigning for his family's safety on here for a while now, and he is concerned for the future. Small donations from users on here add up - as of the time I post this, 83% of the goal for funding has been reached. This is an easy way for you to make a large difference in someone's life.

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Happy Make a Terrible Comic Day! I made mine about two future friends meeting for the first time! I always appreciate little trends or jams like this, they really get me able to kick myself into high gear and finish something. What is your comic that you have/are making about? :)

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When did you start using tumblr again, didn't you stop for a few months or was that someone else

Hi! I stopped using Tumblr a few years ago now! I'm back cuz I'm in a pretty bad situation and I need to distract myself LOL!

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Happy #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Please make a comic! It’s mandatory that you create some piece of sequential art — what it is and how you make it is up to you! Have fun! You might as well!

If you make a comic (again, it’s mandatory) and you want to share it, post it on the tag #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Or don’t, I’m not a cop.

Remember, the goal is to make something terrible! So if you can’t draw or have never made a comic, or if it’s been ages since you made something just for fun — that’s perfect! You’re all set! If you fuck up and make something that’s NOT terrible… well, some might say there’s joy in that too.

Ok stop reading this and go make something!!!