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your knight in shining plastic
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in order to survive work you must have a coworker that you can just say whatever to
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shld i make bacon again. pros im hungry and its like the only option othef than peanut butter straight from the jar. cons ive made bacon twice in the last day
how do you have no options other than peanut butter and bacon. sandwich? quesadilla? head of lettuce?
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People who perform manual labor should be not only given high and liveable wages, but unlimited access to healthcare and physical therapy to help manage the myriad conditions that come from doing back-breaking work.
Like this is not an absurd concept. It bothers me that people think that it is.
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turn-to-static · 4 hours ago
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“Good Ol’ Snoopy” by Charles M. Schulz (1958)
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you know you're in a special circle of tv hell when you start hypothesising that maybe it was written bad on purpose
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crazy how it's always bedtime nowadays
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omg wait ur parx themed again... thats crazy i just put this song on my playlist 4 u
omg... we're so in sync :))
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turn-to-static · 4 hours ago
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"Attention seeking behavior" umm okay maybe i'd stop if someone would exhibit attention giving behavior?
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no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved
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let me guess your worst personality trait based on your taste in movies and tv shows
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wow so you hate me i see how it is
i really need a relationship with problems because if there's nothing wrong i actually invent worse problems in my head to worry about. like how you have to give certain animals distractions to prevent them plucking their own chests bald
#az
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something wrong with me? 🙁
i really need a relationship with problems because if there's nothing wrong i actually invent worse problems in my head to worry about. like how you have to give certain animals distractions to prevent them plucking their own chests bald
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tumblr? you mean my online and very public diary.
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are you eating poisons? deadly poisons? and youe didnt share? can i have some of your poisons. Can i have some of your deadly poisons
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are you a fascinating creature?
Yea LOL They Put Me In Test Tupes And Shit
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