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he does not give his boyfriend a fucking break like chill out fruity man

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The canon Ace Attorney Timeline

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🌸 susato

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aaugh i hate citing sources *excruciatingly loud sounds of tearing metal combined with tortured human screams and fleshy hitting noises* ok that wasn't so bad actually..

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the verdict im serving is CUNT

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i miss him soooooo bad

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Just realized I never posted this one

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10+ year friendship things i guess

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I've had this headcanon rattling around in my head for a while

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Miles Edgeworth canonically listens to Chappell Roan

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okay so admittedly i thought the “magic panties” bit from apollo justice was kinda funny especially with the way it knowingly subverts your expectations and dread at the start, but for some reason dual destinies decided this was going to be Trucy’s SINGLE personality trait and it’s making me so so sad and angry. someone please save her from this fucking game man.

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its very important in ace attorney that every lawyer has their funny little girl, and i hope you all understand the phoenix was mia's funny little girl

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Truster - English translation of one of the short stories in the Ace Attorney Fanbook

I uncovered THE most insane pieces of 'official content' I have ever seen, and I needed to translate the whole short story because more people need to know it exists. It is legitimately more charged than most fanfiction portrayals.

The scene is primarily the hospital sequence from Bridge to the Turnabout (3-5).

As it is quite long, I had to upload it directly to AO3, so you can read it here

No word of a lie, this OFFICIAL CONTENT includes, as a TLDR:

Miles Edgeworth thirst trap.

The fact that apparently 'unnecessary feelings' have upgraded to 'deep feelings'

The line "If you’re within my reach, I’ll do everything within the power of my body and soul to save you" - which is also thought about whilst naked.

Miles Edgeworth jumping a queue, slamming down his government ID card, and absolutely pulling rank on a receptionist by threatening to mobilise the entire police force unless she tells him where Phoenix is.

Miles Edgeworth being willing to use an elevator in order to see Phoenix quicker.

Miles Edgeworth running around a hospital like an absolute lunatic.

Miles Edgeworth intently watching Phoenix as he sleeps.

Both of them described as gazing into each other's eyes nearly every other sentence.

THIS SEQUENCE???

Wright smiled and extended his hand towards Miles, who he thought hadn’t changed at all since he was last in Japan.  “Welcome home… I’ve missed you.”  Miles clasped his hand and pulled Wright’s upper body upright. Both parties were now in a sitting position on the bed. Their gazes were at a level height.  “What an incredibly sappy thing to say…

An Aristotle quote describing them as soulmates.

Miles Edgeworth chewing Phoenix the hell out for his lack of self preservation.

Miles Edgeworth stroking Phoenix's back to comfort him during a coughing fit.

Phoenix Wright, through tears, clasping Miles Edgeworth's hands and begging him to take his badge because "you're all I have."

I will never recover from this.

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Has tumblr seen this I think it’s very important for tumblr to see this

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'phoenix and edgeworth are just friends and it's only shipper brain that makes people read their relationship as something gay' <- patently untrue 'phoenix and edgeworth are supposed to be in a romantic relationship but because of anti gay censorship they aren't allowed to make it canon' <- even less true 'people at capcom are aware that gay subtext is responsible for a huge amount of the series' longevity and will pander to that interpretation with enough plausible deniability to maximize profitability' <- probably true

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Veteran Attorney Phoenix Wright

Finally sharing the design for my no-disbarment au. Ten years working in the justice system has still left him jaded and cynical, but he also plays it up a lot so people have a hard time reading him. He's the legendary Turnabout Terror after all, he needs to keep people on their toes.

featuring:

nick being scruffy on purpose so people underestimate him

wearing the same jacket ten years. he literally had to add the elbow patches because he'd worn through the fabric

sweater vest knit with love by trucy

no tie but his locket works great in its place

magatama visibly glowing in his pocket when he's lied to