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famelicose-sanguine:

ok 1st the fact u hate bbq sauce is an atrocity bc it is so good whn u mix it with chilisauce but ill let it slide bc i like u an peri peris like fuckin uhhhh sgot like chilis garlic onions pepper n like lemon n shit in it? its basically th only way i can eat ppepr for sme reason i think im allergic to like uncookd pepper an havin it any otherway is gross so i only have pepper thru this sauce fuck pepper

lol digin out eyes relatable but fr tho i think most ppl on here hve smtn weird with their eyes mine ar fuckin pink like hot pink whos eyes are hot pink mine apparently my mom has like 1 pupial which is wierd as shit an theyr purple so an thn evryone else has like orange or red or  god idk man thers colors i havent actually seen too many eyes go di should look at eyes more thts weird to say? is tht weird? i think its weird anywy

two kittens counts as a line boi  its a line of two two fo aline fo aline foaline feline nailed it

ill hit u up in a fw centuries abt tht flyin witchcraft then b like yo boi u young child i kno can i fly yet or nah do i ahev to wait another century i got things to do shelves to reach trees to climb kittens to kiss

dude bring it im th most horrifyin thing tht i kno u aint gonna scare me with anythin but i bet i can scare u

iunno maybe id dig it if it had more a spice to it only bbq sauce he kept around was the sweet shit it was chill the first few times yknow dunk your nuggets right the hell into that shit but after bout a zillion times ya just sooner get sick offa it peri peris sounds like the shit hell yeah lemon garlic an peppers??? sign me the fuck up

hot pink haha fuck though honestly thats cool as hell plenty a peeps got my eyes plenty of peeps got my bros eyes alternate universes an all that shit so i aint really surprised its a common thing fr tho hot pink thats rad as fuck oxy nah it aint weird eyes are like the gateway to the soul or whatevs so theyre pretty important if ya ask me

so im gettin the hook up with two cats?? i can dig it just gonna have to kitten proof the house make sure its safe for em keep an eye on em an all that good stuff

honestly iunno how long these god powers are gonna hold out like itd be chill to live for a few hundred years at least my only issue is am i gonna stay lookin 21 cause i wanna stay lookin a solid 25 at least

aight bring it oxy show me what ya got

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when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

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chickens

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famelicose-sanguine:

one day i will feed u peri peri sauce an u will like it i s2g its so good but np np ! alwys here for th least amout of effort put into food while it still bein hella delish asf suggests

wellgood thing they showd up ay? now u can protect ur eyes frm th light or whtevr sunglasses are ACTUALLY for (its to stop th illuminati hypnotisin ppl dw i kno th truth) an nah thts a rule i st up myself bc i love my furry bbs,,, hell yes  theyr gnna love their new dad probably wont evr leave u alone an ull have like a line of kittens followin u around evry where bc thts wht they to do me like ducklings except better

goddamn u sure u couldnt give it a go? bless me with ur flyin abilities milord

oh hell yes! horromovies willl b hella cool b a real good time jst try not to get too scared ;)

nah i aint really here for tryin new shit  okay thats a lie but like i at least want an idea of what it is yer feedin me aight ill try it if you gimme the 411 on whats inside this peri peri sauce i aint gonna promise ill dig it though kinda picky when it comes to sauces especially like  bbq sauce??  hate that shit idk why always hated it probs some kid rebellion angst bullshit cause bro would constantly just have bbq sauce  cant even toss some good ol ketchup my way fuckin douche lol

hell yeah hell yeah kinda half an half the light an peoples opinions though yknow im gettin kinda up there in age brace yourself twenty one now an im jus like yo if you got it out for me or my eyes it aint my problem as long as you aint tryin to dig em out or whatever  talk about cringe factor pff

yoo a line of kittens?? i was thinkin more like maybe one or two max gotta have least one pal for the other dude to get his chill on with id imagine theyd hate bein cooped up in a house with one smelly god haha gonna have to think this one over tho tbh

sorry mlady im fresh outta blessin powers maybe in a few centuries ill get the hang of witchcraft or somethin then ill get you the hook up with some sweet flyin powers

nah yer gonna regret that im tough as nails yo aint no horror movie out there thats scared me yet ya really sure ya wanna put a challenge like this out on the table? yer def gonna lose it so sayin nah is yer best bet rn 

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famelicose-sanguine:

i am most def sayin th cheapest noodles u can find an thm sme scrambled eggs mixed in the is gnna b delicious u can trust me on this i kno these things im like th wisest person evr to kno these things abt mixin food btw totes advise mixin sweet mustard pickles chillisauce peri peri sauce into a grilled cheesze sandwich its like all i eat whn i eat food these days

gah ikrrrrr fuckin lil squishy ass mfers so cute could eat one  im sure ud b a good parent to any bb nxt time im home ill send u a pic of the kittens an u can pick an choose which ones u want n stuff fill ur home with sme hungry furry babies  u have to let me kiss them b4 they go live with u tho thems th rules my boi @vinicorpori​ 

god i kno exctly wht u mean packin n unpackin is like a nightmare whn u move places  tho U have th benefit of flight to help u just avoid trippin ovr em i a mere plebian has to stick to th ground like a fuckin chump an hell yeah! love to chill smetime 

yoo well im here to thank the hell out of you for that suggestin just got done fixin my food an this is the shit honestly fuck its real fillin too might be livin offa this for awhile just cause im diggin the flavors had ta mix in a few spices ta really give it a zing but its top notch ox i aint got an opinion on the whole peri peri sauce thing tho cause i aint ever had that haha sounds whack

found my shades on the kitchen counter musta left em there earlier when i was grabbin a drink so its a win/win kinda day you know what im sayin ahhhhhh shit hell yeah i cant wait yo did this vini dude set up that rule ill let ya cover em in kisses regardless i promise an youll have visitation rights an all that we can coparent these furballshaaa lame

flyin is rad wish i could just chant some magic shite an grant all yall some flyin powers but that aint how anythin works unfortunately 

chillin is definitely a thing thats gonna have ta happen whenever the two of us got some time ta spare we can kick back an watch horror movies or somethin

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famelicose-sanguine:

but itl b worth it eggs n ramen is good an theyr better together  plus its a compromise right

my good news thus far is i got sent a pic of a bb today an also i can see said pic of said baby bc of th eprson who sent me the pic of th abby in th 1st place an i have like a box or two of kittens back home an otherstuffffff

it has been ages yo! hows ur house doin buddyo

yo so youre sayin those cheap ass noodles from the store yknow like ten cents a pack is gonna taste great with a side of scrambled eggs?? hahaha i mean ya might be right i aint ever had em together but i sure as hell do dig em separately 

fuuuuck wow thats legit babies are cute as hell iunno how id do raisin one but aye one day maybe? im all for some fur babies though house is kinda empty anyway assumin yer lookin for homes for em i know you was way back when who sent the pic of the baby tho now you got me all kinds of curious

house is goin great finally got all my shit set up so i aint walkin through a labyrinth of boxes all day errday you feel honestly it got to the point where i was jus flyin over the stuff s all done now tho nothin to worry bout we should chillax sometime

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ramen AND eggs

sounds like an awful lot of cookin but damn if it dont sound like the perfect solution mmh anyway how you been hangin oxy any good news on yer end?? i aint talked to ya in ages

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yo my dudes (or any other variant of dude that suits yall i aint here to offend or nothin) been doin a lil bit of this an that yknow just chillin an workin gettin my house set up  its all finished now an lookin fly as fuck got it all decked out in the finest of merch feels like im livin the dream or some shit anyway haha funny story aight so i was puttin up my last few posters lightin is kinda shit in the house so i been goin without my shades for awhile an iunno where they are now spent an hour lookin for em before i decided ta jus say fuck it an plop my ass down on the laptop thinkin bout makin dinner soon but im torn between ramen or eggs i aint really a chef or anythin but yknow im down to try cookin up some new recipes if i have to

so how yall been hangin whats hip hop happenin on yer ends anythin good?

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famelicose-sanguine:

hell yes soon i shal rule this world knoin tht is truly am th god it not only deserves but needs it shal ascend to such high lvls that heavens gnna b like biiitcchhh tf get back down there an thn idk ill kick an angel befre lowerin it back down but well look cool while doin it

im honord to kno tht u consider me a cool kid evn as old as i am dial right? smtn like tht?

exactly look ya even know where youre comin from i unno if it deserves ya but im sure it needs ya see thats the thing with cool kids sure everyone needs us cause lets face it w/o us these peeps woulda be missin out on hella quality stuff dont mean they deserve us tho

hahaha shit thats rad i unno if you should kick an angel though might piss off some pretty powerful peeps dependin on the angel

old as you are right yer a vamp or somethin coolio bonus cool points have been added to yer tab

dial yeah or slaine its whatever you prefer haha i aint really picky

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bladekndprince:

You up and left without a word. I feared the worst. I had all but accepted your disappearance. Just because you’re unable to die doesn’t mean you can be so reckless. There are far worse fates out there than death.

Your home. I hope you’re not too lonely. It’s. Good to have you back. Regardless.

yeah i know i its selfish it wasnt cool of me at all to bounce without a word bc you damn sure deserved somethin man a hint that i was okay a clue an email or somethin anythin

i just i wanted to protect yall too you an all bro was after me so if you had no idea where i was he wouldnt harass ya but look i think hes gone for good this time i jus need ta adjust before i can pop back in for a visit.... like...if you even want me around hahaha what i did was pretty fucked up but i mean it dont change the fact were bros

i just hope ya dont hate me an that youll eventually forgive me thought it over a million times what ta do ta keep us all safe an outta harms way it was the only answer that didnt involve nearly as many risks m sorry dirk

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consider this me witnessing you you have been witnessed now embrace your inner god and take over the universe that is rightfully yours

im just gonna assume its rightfully yours anyway yer p rad i remember chattin at you awhile back memories a lil fuzzy but aye it is what it is cool kids obvs get to rule universes an yer definitely a cool kid so i aint got not opposin arguments on why you shouldnt rule

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oh my god youre actually here holy shit like i expected you to pop in at some point cause it aint like you to just ditch a project for good you always pick it back up eventually i wanted to apologize for just vanishin been through a lot man an you have too im sure but im here im okay i aint dead i hope you aint been worryin yourself sick or anythin like that... got myself a place on my own out in the middle of nowhere its real chill i think youd dig it miss you man a lot jus hope you aint mad at me for poofin you didnt deserve it shoulda said somethin to ya i aint expectin forgiveness im hopin for it tho

I have essentially been confining myself to one room of the house for months. It goes without saying, I am a very busy individual.

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whenever i manage ta make contact with dirk an hal this universe is gonna feel a lot less empty but i didnt expect anythin different from this sucks but im safer an i aint gotta worry bout half as much jus hope theyre doin aight

bein alone sucks but i reckon im better off the threat of either of em comin back into my life is minimal feels good ta be finally settled in at my own place though its real chill livin alone like i aint gotta worry bout walkin in on anyone its all mine so hahahaha be as loud as i want eat what i want sleep where i want wear what i want aint gonna be no complaints or arguments or nothin

kinda miss havin a roomie but ill work on lookin out for myself for now then in the future i reckon i could consider lettin someone move in i got plenty of space three bedrooms two bathrooms this house aint bad size wise at all meant more for a family but i wanted a room to myself an then a room for my turntables an all that yknow a chill space got the room painted all red its real chill my chill space where i go ta clear my thoughts an all that

haha yeah uh thats bout it i reckon been a long day went walkin snapped some pics chatted at a few neighbors that live down the way (since my house is like a mile away from anyone else which is what makes it even more great aint no one gonna bother me bout my music anythin)

got a nice apple tree out back climbin up in it to chill is p great i reckon

enough ramblin for now how yall doin  whats hip hop happenin on your end anythin good happenin