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hello erin hunter team, i'd like to play a game. before you is a pen and paper, you must write a prequel book that doesn't fridge one of its she-cat characters. if you don't, a vat of acid will- wait why are you choosing the acid i haven't even finished my spiel

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ok i think i can pinpoint why people feel frostdawn’s name is awkward to say. it’s because you’re going straight from a voiceless stop to the voiced version of the same stop

t -> d

leapbounce and leekgrowl, for example, are equally awkward

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!! RAVENBARLEY IS CANON!!!!!!!!! (preview from the 3rd graphic novel)

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what is his problem

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i respect people for trying but there is truly no iteration of ivyfern that makes me interested in it

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warriors incest problem rapidly growing in scale is a problem kind of inevitable for a series and premise like this but it's also exacerbated by sheer author/editor incompetence. it's like watching a car steadily drive towards a cliff faster and faster but for some reason they keep smashing into every obstacle along the way for no reason.

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that scene in oots where cinderheart is mourning the dead blackbird and projecting on it is cute and sad, but for petty reasons i resent the implication in it that cinderpelt desperately longed to be a wife and mother because i hate that the ultimate desire of literally almost every single female character in the series is to be a wife and mother. where are the happily childless ladies

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STARCLAN HAS SENT A PROPHECY SELECTING YOU TO UNDERTAKE A QUEST WHICH WILL DETERMINE THE FATE OF EVERY CLAN. spin this wheel three times consecutively— these individuals will make up the patrol which accompanies you on your journey. how likely are you to fulfill the prophecy and save the clans?

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is there really a scene in warrior cats where a small child cat asks barley and ravenpaw if they have kits together and ravenpaw is like Err no but doesn't refute anything else. truly an IJBOL moment

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cant get behind mutual thrushblue not for any disdain for thrushpelt but it gets on my nerves when a guy's romantic advances towards a girl he likes are rejected/not reciprocated in canon and then in a weirdly gendered way everybody goes "aw but he's nice :( so here's my au where she does like him back" bitch what's even the point then!!

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bristlefrost's permadeath at the end of tbc was such a shocking twist it made people forget how fucking terrible bristleroot was

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bristlefrost's permadeath at the end of tbc was such a shocking twist it made people forget how fucking terrible bristleroot was

[turtlestep]

bristlefrost's permadeath at the end of tbc was such a shocking twist it made people forget how fucking terrible bristleroot was

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Warriors: The Prophecies Begin volume 2 comes out in just a few weeks!!! Here are some Yellowfangs from my watercolor sketchbook. 😸😸😸

Watercolor on fountain pen drawings with a little gel pen for the whiskers.

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this wiki article on thistleclaw's personality is way too nice to him what the hell

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OH COME ON

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for ships how about …. bluestar and yellowfang OR bluestar and rosetail :3

could not resist the old ladies