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okay i read an article and it’s only minor injuries but like i hope it’s just a normal road accident and nothing else…

martim fernandes crashed his car at 6am yesterday and was transferred to the hospital??!

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martim fernandes crashed his car at 6am yesterday and was transferred to the hospital??!

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Hiiiiiiiiii bestie! Popping in here to just say hi and state how much I absolutely adore you 🫶🏻 literally so grateful for your friendship and all our chats. Genuinely think you're one of the few people who appreciate my rambles and its nice to have someone who loves fabi as much as me (and all our guys! I love that their ours). Every message or notification from you brings me such insane amounts of joy and yeah love you lots

WELL IF THIS ISN’T THE NICEST THING SOMEONE SAID TO ME THIS WEEK! I’m genuinely so happy to have found you here. I’ve rarely been as annoyed with time zones as I am whenever we fail to catch each other but it’s fine because I know we always manage to catch up another time!

The list of “our guys” keeps getting longer and I’m afraid it will only grow even more next season but it’s just a lot of fun so really, there’s no reason to complain.

Your messages and posts (and rambles 😌) are one of the few reasons I open this app every day 🫶🏻 My Gabi to my Fabi or my Fabi to my Gabi (it’s all the same either way)

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Who did wilo and Gabi accommodate? Was it partey?

yes 😐

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and fuck big gabi and wilo for accommodating that man.

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Stephen Eustáquio isn’t playing with Canada because FC Porto is so much in shambles that he needs to stay in Portugal

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if i had a nickel for every basque player joining the arsenal squad next season, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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this might be the best day of my life.

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The CB couple that vacations together stays together. Wilo contract extension incoming🙂‍↕️

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Bro can we chill for a second 😭

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honestly, better to finish this tournament now. the team is barely enjoyable to watch because there’s absolutely no defensive backbone and the offensive moments are usually individual highlights (as were the case for 3/4 goals tonight). don’t get me started on turnovers 😑

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He got an assist at least 🤧

Fábio needs to pop off for the second half or he’s going to get generational hate from Porto supporters

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Fábio needs to pop off for the second half or he’s going to get generational hate from Porto supporters

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RODRIGO MORA😭😭

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i don’t care that your athlete is doing well it should’ve happened to my athlete instead

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You know how the club is like shitty as fuck, I'm willing to bet a tenner that they'll slide in the prick leaving amongst the Zubimendi announcement because if they do a big thing or a post that's not put up the same day as something seen as good and exciting they'll know exactly the response they get but if it's just a small post amongst them spamming our feeds the hope will be the comments demanding more respect for a servant of the club or bullshit like that. They'll aim to distract

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transfer rumours are saying fabinelli might both go to the bundesliga but in cities 4 hours apart by car