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idk why the line “to love another person is to see the face of god” was ever written when the same effect could have been achieved by shooting me in the face

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concept: an ancient roman senate meeting but it’s actually just a game of d&d

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“Oh, you think being Emperor is so easy? Why don’t YOU take a stab at it!”

— Julius Caesar, 15 March 44 BC (probably)

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my contribution to society today.

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tfw Nobody Else is participating in the group project, so u gotta stab caesar 23 times all by urself :/

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caesar: what’s with all these knives?

brutus:

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et tu, thot?

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Oh no ;) it’s the Ides of March ;) it would be a shame ;) if someone were to stab me ;) ;) 23 times ;) ;) I would just hate that ;) ;) ;) ;)

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My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

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popular 18-23yr old streamer who never had a real job before: i can’t believe im expected to be professional by people who are paying and investing in me

twitch fans who are 15-20 and also never had a job: i can’t believe you’re being persecuted like this. please take my parents money

streamer whose entire personality revolves around being validated by teenagers: thanks make sure you hit that top tier sub so i have enough money to cover my fines cause i have no intention of learning any sort of lesson

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Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

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When you win the biggest award of the night but gotta check in case they make last year’s mistake

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The return of Calzone Boy.

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Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen vintage paperback classics by D.H. Lawrence, Harper Lee, Franz Kafka, George Eliot, Fyodor Dostoevsky, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on April 8, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!