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TWINKPOLL IS BACK just so you know, I will be submitting king julien again for the old queens poll. I love nothing more than inflicting this exact same joke on you again and again

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OH FUCK YEAH, WE LOVE SOME CLASSIC HOMOSEXUALS HERE!!

MLM Ship Tournament: Classics Editions - Round One Polls

After weeks of waiting and preparation it's time for the Classics Edition of the MLM Ship Tournaments.

OFFICIAL POLLS BEGIN today and will last until Sunday, August 11th. Don't forget to vote and get your favorite Classic ships to Round Two!

Note: If you do not see your submitted ship it was most likely disqualified as it did not meet the requirements for this tournament. Rules for the submissions can be found [HERE]

Happy voting!

Find the polls [HERE]

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INFO:

REMINDER: All match-ups were randomly generated using a randomizer to ensure a higher likelihood of randomness as ships were pitted against one another.

Polls will include previously submitted propaganda (with edits if necessary). Feel free to include your own propaganda in the reblogs or submitted via the propaganda submission form, which will remain open throughout the All-Star Backet Tournament. Feel free to add text, art, or videos to your propaganda in the reblogs! If you do add propaganda please make sure to tag it as such so I can reblog, I do my best to keep an eye on reblogs/tags and asks.

I will link propaganda to ongoing polls so keep an eye out for those as we progress week by week.

Remember to get those votes in. Reblog, comment, tag. Get as many others to vote and get your favorite ships to Round One!

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Next polls will go up tomorrow, and they will be 24 hour polls. You all got a little treat for this one, but rest assured, lightning rounds will return to actual lightning.

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AND THE WINNER IS...

KERMIT THE FROG!

KERMIT ADVANCES TO THE SEMI-FINAL! (thank God)

You Don't Know What A Fucking Twink Is Quarterfinal Poll #4

Kermit the Frog vs King Julien

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AND THE WINNER, BY A SINGLE VOTE, IS...

WHEATLEY!

WHEATLEY ADVANCES TO THE SEMI-FINAL!

You Don't Know What A Fucking Twink Is Quarterfinal Poll #3

Wheatley vs Woody

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AND THE WINNER IS...

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART!

MOZART ADVANCES TO THE SEMI-FINALS!

You Don't Know What A Fucking Twink Is Quarterfinal Poll #2

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart vs Kronk

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AND THE WINNER IS...

FLAMINGOS!

FLAMINGOS ADVANCE TO THE SEMIFINAL!

You Don't Know What A Fucking Twink Is Quarterfinal Poll #1

Jon Arbuckle vs Every Flamingo on Earth

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I should like to mention that King Julien WAS voiced by the racist Zionist. But no longer. They freed him.

As much as this IMMENSELY pleases me (and I hope SBC eventually dies in a ditch somewhere), I do also just sort of hate King Julien. Character designed specifically in a lab to piss me off.

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something something *reading comprehension website*

Everyone reblogging the current polls:

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I said I'd gotten over the psychic damage in the intervening two years, but it seems you are all intent on causing me, instead, to develop a goddamn ulcer from not being able to read.

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@lesbonoi 1. that's NOT THE POINT OF THE POLL WE ARE DOING

2.

He was, once. Textbook.

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Time to do an informative post because I forgot this is the piss on the poor website.

@melonisopod Sacha Baron Cohen

@melonisopod @bisexualsanada That is the fucking point. The name of the poll is

You Don't Know What A Fucking Twink Is

because people were submitted terrible not-twinks to the original Twink Poll. These are the not-twinks that either got the most submissions or caused me the highest level of psychic damage. Please read things with your eyes before saying whatever you want, so that you may speak with all the facts.

No one remembers lore, these days, it's only been *squints* two whole years, good grief. Ffs Bowser was in this poll.

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23 hours left!

You Don't Know What A Fucking Twink Is Quarterfinal Poll #4

Kermit the Frog vs King Julien

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23 hours left!

You Don't Know What A Fucking Twink Is Quarterfinal Poll #3

Wheatley vs Woody

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23 hours left!

You Don't Know What A Fucking Twink Is Quarterfinal Poll #2

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart vs Kronk

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23 hours (sort of) left!

You Don't Know What A Fucking Twink Is Quarterfinal Poll #1

Jon Arbuckle vs Every Flamingo on Earth

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IT'S NOT ABOUT THEM BEING TWINKS

You Don't Know What A Fucking Twink Is Quarterfinal Poll #3

Wheatley vs Woody