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Pausing on any moment in this scene with the stark pink lighting is just so good

Ursula - The Little Mermaid (1989)

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Regina anniversary outfit

Yes she smokes

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It's mandatory for all Ratigan ocs to be beautiful and serve cunt

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They are plotting world domination at this point/j

When the two Ratigan ocs finally meet

Oc by @ratsareplaningwar

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When the two Ratigan ocs finally meet

Oc by @ratsareplaningwar

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Kingdom Hearts - Ursula's Lair

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Favorite disney songs: 1/10                                                                                                                  ↳ Poor unfortunate souls

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So I guess you could say irl stuff has wasted you away to practically nothing?

You could say that

Ursula - The Little Mermaid (1989)

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Fangirl Challenge

↳ 1/20 Villains: Ursula

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Omg hi I love your account 😍

Do you have any more Ursula gifs/photos

I love her so much 🤩

Of course, we should always have more Ursula ✨

Ursula - The Little Mermaid (1989)

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For Valentine's Day, can you make Disney Villains? Thank you!

Sure thing! Your 2021 Disney Villain Valentine is... 

<3 Ursula! <3

Your love song for the day: Ursula isn't one to get all mushy and she likes to make fun of those who do... but that certainly doesn't make her feelings for you any less special. She just shows it in a different way. So, I Hate Love Songs, by Kelsea Ballerini. 

I hate Shakespeare and Gosling and cakes with white frosting Two names in a heart-shaped tattoo I think cupid is stupid and violets are purple not blue I hate catching bouquets, the honeymoon phase And letterman jackets don't fit Your eyes can't hold stars and you'd die if your heart really skipped

I hate love songs (I hate love songs) Yeah, I really do (I really do) I hate love songs (I hate love songs) But I love you

I hate pink hearts with glitter and Valentine's dinner And roses just die in a week We were drunk when we met so we don't know our anniversary, woops Oh and I'm far too vain to kiss in the rain The clouds, they aren't numbered to nine And you make me feel something but it sure as hell ain't butterflies

Ursula is very busy on Valentines day, hah. Lots of sad, pathetic merfolk come in and beg for her to get them closer to their crushes somehow and she’s stringing together depraved, rude-ass deals for them to sign- which they of course do, - so there really isn't much time for you two! Plus, Urs has never been a real Valentines Day lover. Not a fairytale romance kinda girl at all. 

But once the day is through, you remain her favourite little love-sick sinner and she will definitely be giving you some perfect, red lipstick marks. 

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My self shipping knows no bounds 😁

I love this so much lol

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When you love a Disney villain so much,you make an oc for them

She's very silly

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Alrighty, here's the Ursula and octopus facts ask I promised. I hope you get a kick out of these facts!

(I know you said that you'd be focusing on your school and original writing for a few weeks. I promise I'm not trying to get you to respond or anything, these asks are meant to be for later before I forget to send them. Though if you'd rather I stop, I completely understand and I apologize)

- around two-thirds of an octopus' neurons are in their tentacles, meaning they actually have a mind of their own in more ways than one. Imagine you're hanging out with Ursula, but she's too focused on her potion-making or something to notice you or pay attention to you, but her tentacles are just immediately drawn to you (this can be as sweet or spicy as you want it to be)

- The blood of an octopus is blue. Considering the popular saying that royalty have blue blood and the fact that Ursula said she was a part of the royal court, I like to think that was a silent nod to this fact.

- As the image shows, what you might expect to be where an octopus' hoohah is, is actually where its mouth, or beak, is. Can you imagine your trying to get intimate with Ursula and you're trying to find her area, only to encounter this? (Obviously, since she's neither human nor octopus, her anatomy most likely won't be exactly like one or the other. But I find the idea of nearly getting my fingers bit off while trying to find the octo-V hilarious so I'm going with this)

- Speaking of the beak, since octopuses have no skeleton aside from the beak, they can fit through... Pretty much anything that their beak can fit through. There are plenty of videos on YouTube of octopuses squeezing through things they shouldn't. I know we saw Ursula's skeleton when Eric stabbed her, but can you imagine if your octo-wife just squeezed her entire body through one of the smallest openings in your home to come inside?

- Octopuses have been known to form a kind of symbiotic relationship with other fish; the fish helps them hunt, and in turn, they split the kill. However, some octopuses have been seen punching (Yes, punching) the fish they are supposed to be working with. Some researchers believe it might be because the fish crossed them before, it's to keep the fish in line, or simply because the octopus felt spiteful (they do have the brain capacity of a two-year-old, so they should theoretically be able to be spiteful like a child). Considering what kind if buisness Ursula runs, this checks out.

- Octopus can change not only their colors, but the texture of their skin to match their environment and blend in. Can you imagine visiting Ursula and at first you don't see her, and then it turns out she was camouflaged against the wall? (Could also be taken as funny, sweet, or spicy you want)

- And finally, octopuses have been seen changing their colors and textures while sleeping, implying that they dream (not confirmed, but still an implication). Imagine you're sleeping with Ursula, and you see her whole body shifting while she's snoozing. I wonder what she'd dream about?

And that's it for today. I hope you like these! ^^

Some of these are actually really really cute!! I see what you mean, that some of these can be cute or spicy XD Definitely XD I'm going with cute for now, because like--

Now I cant stop imagining the one where Ursula's busy but her tentacles at least 'still love you' (Not that Ursula doesn't, she's just preoccupied XD More like 'they have attention for you'. They're more then happy to take you for a while), wrapping around you and touching your face and making you giggle. They're allll affection. Rubbing your sides, swiping under your eyes, softly poking your cheeks, nudging your chin upwards, slithering up and down your fingers and around and around your arms, etc. They just cannot get enough of you!!

Uhhhh and I know I said we were gonna look at the cute stuff buttttt... Imagine Ursula waiting, camouflaged against a wall, for you to come in so she can ambush you. Her minds a wreck, she's so gone. Her tentacles going haywire, her movements quick and frenzied. She's been thinkin about you all day, sweetheart!! All she can think about is your sweet lips, your lovely fingers, your beautiful skin... picture her cornering you against a dark wall, her hair wafting in her face, a sharp smirk on her mouth!! She's begging you but she is in the position of power, she cant help it. Its in her dna!

Also I love the punching thing XDD I loved all these actually, thank you for sending them!! ^^

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This poor unfortunate soul! 

The Little Mermaid (1989) dir. Ron Clements and John Musker