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Dean Winchester: "There's two things I know for certain, one: Bert and Ernie are gay."

If Dean can ship two dudes based on subtext, then so can I.

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gae

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She was more sure of herself 

Incredibles 2 (2018)

Bonus:

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This movie is going to be a huge milestone in history of animated movies.

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my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

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do you ever look at your gf and think “wow how did i pull this one off”

All. The. Fucking. Time.

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How do I hit on my female friend without getting friendzoned!??

Walk up to her and say “ENGAGE FLIRTATION”

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you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

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some people think i learned braille for Cool Points but i actually learned it bc my medicine holder has the days printed in braille and i forget to take my medication a lot. i didnt feel like turning on a light one night just to see my medication so i learned braille out of spite. now everytime i go anywhere i have to read the braille signs and i have seen “woman” misspelled as “noman” SEVERAL times.

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I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

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I joined a paleontology meme page on Facebook and it was the best decision I’ve made

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girls

girls

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cartoon network’s internship application page is insane. there are so many bright neon colors and princess bubblegum is asking me if i’m a grad student

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Vampire hunter: DONT GO IN THAT CASTLE THE LADY WHO LIVES THERE IS A VAMPJRE

lesbians: