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[me cradling my favorite character in my hands] i love you so much. i want the best for you. i'm going to tear you to fucking shreds

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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Bonus Poll:

This is one of Skyrim's choices that's been hotly debated. I'm sure everyone's more or less made up their mind by now, but what was your first choice?

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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nobody ever praises me or pats me on the head or feeds me small treats despite my consistent excellence in the field of not purposefully ripping cabinet doors off their hinges to fulfill some sort of maladaptive destructive urge

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again that rat man thing wheres the fucking post

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I feel so bad for Nana Visitor because she was such an #ally that she didn't want the Intendant to be bi because she didn't want gay people to be seen as evil and then she turns around and 30 years later a bunch of sapphics are just worshipping our toxic yuri queen

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How does one improve in anatomy?

draw porn of ur oc

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Harrowhark Nonagesimus had always so badly wanted to live. She had cost too much to die.

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Doodle collection! More are on the way.

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Sabbath Bloody Sabbath