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Listening to Malevolent for the first time and trying to find something good to say about it

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You can’t help but scoff at the line about how the documentary crew should have stopped filming after the Guillermo vampire stuff. Yeah, what a funny parallel to your own show, aren’t I as the viewer so stupid for wanting more of these characters and this show! Haha. Fuck you.

Idk, I just think to rip off the endings of much better TV show finales and movie endings, mock all the fans who wanted the gay romance to be canonized after YOU WROTE IT FOR 5 whole seasons, call us stupid for wanting an ending for these characters we’ve grown to love for 6 seasons, and to just cut to black on a stupid fucking joke that came up one episode before, is not really how we should end a show like What We Do in the Shadows.

Fuck you. The ending may have been to you but it wasn’t to us. A huge slap in the face to your viewers, a joke at our expense so you can laugh for what? 5 minutes? Because you made something so purposefully bad instead of just giving us some nostalgia-filled swill? You went on and on about now wanting to do a traditional tv show ending then did exactly that but poorly. You reminded me of shows I liked the final season of much more than this one. Go watch Community, it’s a much better show with a much better “how should we end it?” ending.

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Idk, I just think to rip off the endings of much better TV show finales and movie endings, mock all the fans who wanted the gay romance to be canonized after YOU WROTE IT FOR 5 whole seasons, call us stupid for wanting an ending for these characters we’ve grown to love for 6 seasons, and to just cut to black on a stupid fucking joke that came up one episode before, is not really how we should end a show like What We Do in the Shadows.

Fuck you. The ending may have been to you but it wasn’t to us. A huge slap in the face to your viewers, a joke at our expense so you can laugh for what? 5 minutes? Because you made something so purposefully bad instead of just giving us some nostalgia-filled swill? You went on and on about now wanting to do a traditional tv show ending then did exactly that but poorly. You reminded me of shows I liked the final season of much more than this one. Go watch Community, it’s a much better show with a much better “how should we end it?” ending.

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Collecting all the posts of people complaining that the veil couldn’t come down and that BioWare “maintained the status quo,” printing them out and putting them in a box labelled “Idiots”

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“I spy with my little eye… literally everything”

Buddy keep saying funny stuff like that and I’ll forget all about how easily you can invade my privacy and take away my free will because at least you’re funny

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a good piece of art from a man so that’s something.

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Martin “Actually, he said no flesh on his statement” Blackwood

Johnathan “No it’s alright I’ll eat it like this” Sims

and

Martin “Actually, he said no pickles” Blackwood

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Dang I just got to MAG 161 can’t believe I predicted it.

Season 2 Johnathan, dripping with sweat, fear in his eyes, shaking, waving a gun around: “Martin’s planning something… isn’t he…”

Martin, crouched behind a couch with a kazoo, party hat, and banner that says “happy birthday John”:

“Oh man he’s gonna be so surprised!”

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yeah but did Martin see any good cows?

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Broke:

“I’d sell my soul for [insert person]”

Weird. Possessive. Capitalistic.

Woke:

“I’d sell my soul to [insert person]”

Unique. Sensual. Selfless.

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MAG 125

Did real life Jonathan Sims just want to show off his sheep impression…?

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Jonathan Sims if he were hip:

“Hold on let me get my record press out.”

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“Recording by Johnathan Sims, The Archivist”

Oh

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Johnathan: “I was looking through some of Gerard’s stuff and I found tapes, they must be more statements taken from the archives”

Inserts tape into tape recorder hoping for a meal

Tape: 🎵 When I was a young boy my father took me into the city… 🎵

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See the issue is a lot of people misinterpret Martin Blackwood as being a little baby who doesn’t know what murder is…

The truth is he knows what murder is, in fact he loves murder! Double & triple homicide? Double & triple the fun. Vehicular Manslaughter? Cool, don’t even have to stop what he’s doing. Arson? that’s just building murder…

…he just doesn’t know what crime is. No one has told him things can be illegal. Hell he doesn’t even know what illegal means.

Police officers start showing up at the archive and Tim has to sit him down and tell him about parking tickets and jail and shit.

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Damn I just finished MAG 80 and am about half way done with 81…

Johnathan got a taste of the Gilf Book-Buying Sugar Daddy lifestyle he deserves and had it ripped away from him so fast and so violently he immediately had to start trauma dumping about his childhood.

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I’m not sure what Tim looks like in my mind exactly but he’s very tall and I realized he’s almost constantly doing jazz hands while he talks. Big jazz hands energy coming off that guy.