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Azul Ashengrotto

Most Searched: Fucking Your Way Out of Trouble

I don't know how phones and technology actually work in the Coral Sea? I know Azul got his acceptance letter in physical form (magical waterproof paper?) so maybe there are mermaid magazines..? And photography is possible... So I will assume that Jade and Floyd showed him a dirty magazine and watched his face turn red in shock since he's their favorite person to pick on. In a friendly way of course.

This kind of porn is usually pretty bleak depending on what you’re into. CCTV style footage and usually someone is in trouble for stealing something pointless. Insane office sex with both praise and degredation.

I believe he likes this scenario in fantasy only. I don't think he would actually care to fuck you in an office unless you brought up the idea to him. The reality would be unsanitary and also uncomfortable? Azul respects you enough to keep it in a bedroom.

I think he also likes dirty talk in his porn. He does like it in real life too but sometimes he’ll listen to porn audios (no video or there’s like some black screen or a picture of something stimulating) to masturbate too. Like the sound of moaning and whining about how he’s so mean and awful… Or if he’s in the mood he’ll listen to praising audios. Like the person telling him in a breathy voice how he makes them feel so good.

He can go either way for audios but he is strict about the office fantasy only being a fantasy. That is a place of business and work. He will return to you and take you in a more comfortable place where he can relieve the stress he has.

Jade Leech

Most Searched: Baby's First BDSM

I did have to sit and think on this for a while because I’m not exactly sure how technology works under water? But they have cameras… And WiFi? Probably something like that? Magic? I’m not sure how Jade would have discovered porn except curiosity getting the best of him.

He likes the idea of sensory deprivation... Blind folds, gagging, restricting the limbs... It's nothing intense happening like whips and chains but I do think that Jade would like bondage. To an extent of course...

Jade likes to experiment so he will jump from one category to another. He likes mermen, he likes beastmen, fae are fun, and humans are interesting too. He wants to keep it diverse since he is very curious about the world around him. So he wants to see different species in this scenario as well.

He keeps it pretty simple for himself. He doesn't care very much for extreme pain, he might like watching overstimulation paired with blindfolding the bottom in whatever video he's watching. Seeing them squirm and thrash with their wrists bound behind their back as they reach their nth orgasm.

He likes using this kind of porn as a frame of reference. Asking you what is and is not okay for you. His biggest fear is bringing harm to you, or messing up in a way that breaks the trust the two of you have built. Jade is more than happy to keep these fantasies in fantasy only. You just have to speak up and say what you like and don't like.

Floyd Leech

Most Searched: The Bigger the Better

Floyd is not ashamed of his tag preference and he will defend chubby porn until his dying breath. He cannot sit and watch two skeletons getting it on it's like jingling pencils around in a metal cup. He is not watching that.

Floyd canonically has made hints that he prefers a bigger frame. It could come from the fact he's so tall and skinny so being with a fellow bag of bones won't satisfy a craving he has. I don't think he would care for feederism or anything that extreme? But when he watches porn he is searching for at least one bigger actor or actress.

He likes the weight, and how everything bounces and jiggles it's very hypnotic for him. The warmth that radiates off of someone with more flesh and skin. Not to mention going in for a hug... Floyd is a very big guy and he's not done growing... He wants to hold someone and rub their belly...

I won't say he fetishizes the thought of a chubby person, but again everyone has a preference. For him it's like brown hair or wanting to date someone shorter. Floyd likes seeing someone with more meat on their bones experiencing pleasure since he knows that people with a bigger frame tend to be insecure. So in porn, seeing that they love their body and feel confident in their skin makes him excited.

This would not translate to his preference in partners exactly. Your body type won't make you less attractive to him because he's attracted to you (and probably your feet) so don't worry. But you might notice he likes to fondle the softest parts of you when you're intimate together. Never change for his sake you'll always be his cute little Shrimpy~

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Leona Kingscholar

Most Searched: Sloppy Oral Sluts

Basic, I know. But Leona doesn't need a feature film to stroke to. Leona isn't a prude when it comes to what he likes but this isn't something he wants to talk about either. Even though it's just oral.

I think he prefers receiving oral opposed to giving. He likes watching deep throating, cum swallowing, snow balling too if he's feeling nasty. The thought of you looking up at him and sucking his dick is all he really needs to finish. Your soft tongue rubbing against the sensitive underside- Oh yeah it's so over.

However, the tag he searches is oral. Which means all oral is on the table for him. He does prefer receiving but he likes giving too. Watching videos of rimjobs and pussy eating, sucking dick once again... There's something about oral fixation that he really likes.

Hearing the sub moan and cry in the videos makes him just as excited as watching a blowjob pov and facial finish. Oral needs such little effort too. He just has to lay back and let you enjoy tasting his cock. Or if the mood is right you can go ahead and ride his face.

And sit down all the way, don't hover. He hates when you hover. Let him enjoy you the way you enjoy him.

Ruggie Bucchi

Most Searched: Hyena Guys On Top

My views on Ruggie are very specific when it comes to smut or things like this. I don't think he would be shy about porn since "Everyone watches it." But I don't think he would ever admit what he looks up. Unless you pay him... Ruggie definetly started with old magazines he found in the trash or stole from the store (they're outdated and max 2.50 USD) but he treasures them. Even now they are hidden under his mattress back at home. And society is advanced, so he uses his phone and the wonders of the internet.

A lot of mammal Beastmen experience a female dominated society, which is great! But in some situations it can feel emasculating. Ruggie already works as Leona's errand boy so I think he likes watching porn where male hyenas will top or are more dominant than their partner. Since male hyenas are smaller than the females.

Hyena's don't mate for life either so I think Ruggie probably has had... Maybe a girlfriend/boyfriend? A girl friend/boy friend? Or at least someone in the past that he's slept with for fun. Trying things out for the first time to see how it goes.

He will watch threesomes or gangbangs if he's in the right mood. I think he prefers the traditional one on one for sex. Ruggie likes hyena beastmen x humans videos the most. But he can do hyena x other beastmen I just don't think he looks for hyena x hyena when he watches porn. He's seen hyena's and bird beastmen getting it on, he's seen hyena's giving cute humans a fun anatomy lesson, he's seen hyena's experiencing the slippery world of mermen and more...

Of course just because his meat likes it doesn't mean it will translate to what he wants in a partner. That's why he believes in variety. I am of the belief that he does want to have some kind of power in bed since he has so little in his day to day life.

Jack Howl

Most Searched: Fun Sized Fuck Toys

Even though the tag is vulgar on its own I see it as Jack is very aware of his size. And it makes his animal brain go a little crazy. He wouldn't outright admit to liking or watching porn but he will go quiet... Like a silent yes because he is embarrassed. Even though a lot of people watch porn and its a pretty normal thing to do.

I think he discovered it on accident. Jack is pretty plain vanilla in the first place. He likes a lot of amateur porn and wedding night/honeymoon sex videos. Wolves mate for life so he can't really watch fake sex.

He does like height difference in porn, seeing how much prep goes into taking whatever is given to the sub. I think for a bonus he would watch overflow? Usually they're dildos/fuck machines and they have monster designs (tentacles, werewolves, ect.) and seeing how the faceless actor/actress will slip a condom onto the toy and having it fill the condom so much it still leaks out... Ah it's exciting.

Of course it's unrealistic but when you're horny you aren't thinking about that. Jack does cum a lot since he usually holds back and avoids masturbating if he can. Seeing lots of cum and seeing a hole stretch makes him want to claw at his pillows and blankets.

It also makes it easier for him to self insert you and him into the fantasy. I don't think he would tell you straight up that he likes size difference but there will be signs when he mumbles under his breath how big his cock looks resting against your aching hole.

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Riddle Rosehearts

Most Searched: Dominant Short King

Riddle seems like the guy who would turn up his nose and cross his arms saying 'humpf! I would never stoop as low as to indulge in something so vulgar!'. Very anti porn when people ask him. I don’t think he’s very inclined to pleasure himself but he does get pent up from overworking himself mentally and physically. So I like to think he started with an accidental erotic novel, moved up to peeking at a porn mag, before finally visiting a porn site.

He gets off easiest to things with men similar in height to him. Like a confidence boost if that makes sense? Seeing that even a ‘short king’ can force someone into submission makes his tip sticky. The perfect material for relieving his stress.

He likes seeing men in heels, carrying whips/riding crops, and other 'training tools' during the scenes. He's a light BDSM enjoyer and he likes how there is a power dynamic between both parties. It makes him feel good knowing that he can be normalized during something intimate and usually very vulnerable. He was ashamed of his desires before investing thought into them.

One of the first things he does is look up potential safe words and the world of ‘BDSM’ because he does genuinely like it. Some of the videos look like torture dungeons which is far too advanced for Riddle… He needs things to be lighter and plain. Normal vanilla extract.

His first assumption was he was a dangerous pervert, who would ever want to be swatted with a crop?! But he was wrong. Some people do like it. And that includes him. And hopefully that includes you.

Trey Clover

Most Searched: Big 'O' Compilation

First of all; Trey wants to suck on your nipples while he works you open with his fingers. I know we get the ‘creampie’ jokes. It’s a necessity for Mr. Clover. But as sure as I am that Trey likes to see a hole gush with a load he likes seeing the sub having their toes curl and their eyes roll up into their skull.

I think Trey gets off better when he feels like the porn isn’t fake. Even if it is fake he likes when everyone looks like they feel good.

One sidedness is something he has dealt with (dealing with Riddle and his tantrums) so he became… A martyr on accident? How he cares for others is spoiling them but it can become excessive very fast.

So his idea of a good time mixing with his taste in porn gives him a bonus overstim category. I think when the person being pleasured (the bottom usually) actually looks and sounds like they’re being pleasured it makes him excited.

Have no fear. Trey is happy to make you feel good for the low, low price of; your time and a few kisses.

Cater Diamond

Most Searched: Bisexual Gangbang Party

This is pretty obvious for Cater. But the big reason I picked this one is based around how he sees relationships and how he grew up never having a real connection with anyone. So he likes watching orgies and gangbangs because the idea of so many people having fun makes him excited. That’s why he likes being outgoing in his day to day life.

Cater can clone himself too? So this is a fantasy for him to try at least once or twice. Porn doesn’t always translate to real life interest. So if you asked him to clone himself for an experiment that would be fine. But if you asked to invite someone new that would be a very different story.

I think Cater would actually be insecure if it was a consistent thing in your actual sex life. But again in porn it’s very different. It affects his cock and balls. Not his feelings with you personally.

He also would like watching creampie videos but that’s because part of him thinks it’s oddly romantic? Regardless of gender to have that skin on skin and filling sensation makes his face hot.

Cater hasn’t had a genuine partner outside of a closet quickie or a cheap hotel. So he’s happy that you show interest in him. And maybe you can watch some of his favorite videos with him.

Ace Trappola

Most Searched: Lesbian Soft Core Compilation

I know what I’m talking about when I say this. You can be as mad as you want but I promise you this is what Ace likes he is that brand of annoying.

But also lesbian soft core is fantastic I would know I am a frequent viewer. I think Ace actually prefers making out vs full on sex. Like watching close ups of making out gets him excited or even dry humping and heavy petting? Oh yeah that’s all he needs.

Ace claims that he watches crazy wild videos and that he’s into some ‘freaky’ stuff but he’s pretty plain with his tastes. He just likes lesbian soft core because “If there’s a dude involved that makes me gay! >:(” even though I believe he plays for both teams and he’s in denial.

Ace probably has seeped over into watching gay softcore at some point but he refuses to tell anyone… I think he might dance around cunnilingus and blowjob videos from time to time but he keeps things simple. Maybe brat taming? But in a switch way…

Ace isn’t a bad guy. He’s just someone who wants to experiment. Please don’t check his search history… And please don’t make fun of him…

Deuce Spade

Most Searched: Romantic Amateur

I jokingly headcanoned with a friend the first time he got into porn he accidentally subscribed to something that charged his mom’s card. Or back in the day you could buy porn on your cable network! So it would’ve shown up and she would have seen it… Ruining his life forever. And of course Ace makes fun of him for it…

Deuce in my mind is a switch. But he’s also a very well behaved young man. So I don’t think his searches would be anything outrageous like people might hope. I think he feels the most excited watching amateur porn. Just because it’s not actually acting. It’s two people turning on a camera having sex.

Like soft moaning and ‘I love you’ and light dirty talk makes him super excited. Even seeing the people in the video so close or grinding on one another gets him riled up.

I don't think he would be into the Hollywood level adult films at all. Knowing subconsciously it's all fake might make him soft. In my opinion... I don't think Deuce would ever be comfortable with a one night stand or any form of quick hookup. He comes off as someone who sees sex as vulnerable and it's something he can only do with a trusted partner!

You need to be dating or married to have sex it’s just how the world works. He likes watching the actors kiss and touch and actually look like they’re into each other. Where in the professional films it’s all about hard and fast and it’s just too much for him. And Deuce is a fast learner. He might be able to recreate some of his favorite videos with you; only if you’re cool with it.

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Kalim Al-Asim

Most Searched: Intense Breeding Session

My headcanon is that the Scalding Sands is conservative when it comes to sex. It isn't something that's exactly talked about or brought up so Kalim is pretty clueless until he stumbles across the wonders of the internet. He wanted to share his findings with Jamil but he becomes embarrassed about it and quickly makes it a dirty secret of his. No one expects him to have these kinds of thoughts and pursuits; and he wants to keep it that way.

Kalim isn’t really picky about porn. He likes the idea of his partner feeling good but he also has his base instincts. His animal brain turns on and his common sense turns off so he probably liked hentai for a while. He liked watching porn with a storyline he could loosely follow before pulling out his cock. He does one day click on a video where it talks about ‘breeding’. Kalim doesn’t speak much of the universal language in Twisted Wonderland but with auto-generated subtitles he can follow along fine.

He becomes intrigued by the term and he watches creampie compilations, breeding parties, occasionally getting into gangbangs and orgies before going back to the monogamy videos. Kalim has tons of siblings and he knows that he would like to have kids one day either via adoption or through means of sex… Hearing someone whine and cry out, moaning like a beast in heat it’s almost inspiring?

He wants to have sex for the more natural purpose of having children. But the pleasure that comes with it is exciting. Loving someone so much that you have children makes him feel excited. Kalim had a rough childhood and having so many siblings leaves him oddly disconnected from them at times since they don’t all share a mother. But they at least share a father.

Kalim would rather just have you all to himself when the two of you eventually get married. And sometimes his porn fantasies come into real life intimacy when he whispers into your ear about how exciting it could be to fill you up until you can’t take anymore.

Jamil Viper

Most Searched: Master’s Beloved Pet

Jamil has depression and the easiest way to seek serotonin is through masturbating. He’s very prudent about porn he’s not talking about his intimate interests with anyone. Floyd might poke and prod at him in the locker room but Jamil isn’t having it and he says “that’s disgusting” before returning to his room to pull out his phone and shove his sweatpants down his thighs.

He doesn’t get these opportunities to himself very often so he has to make it count. He plans out when he has time and what tags he might be interested in because of this. Kalim consumes so much of his time… And he hates it. A lot of his anger gets channeled into his sexual fantasies so he will prefer much rougher sex when he’s looking for a video to watch.

Because he has such little control in his day to day he loves master and pet/servant. He loves seeing someone like him in power. He will look for dom and sub and if he’s feeling a little more whimsical he likes watching butler and prince(ss) videos where the butler is furiously fucking the royal into total submission. Degrading them and spitting in their mouth.

I think he would be a huge fan of brat taming as well. Seeing someone mouthy and disobedient makes him hard he likes when their mouth is being put to better use than yapping away. He wouldn’t mind using brat taming in real life for sex but he also has no intention of abusing you or using his unique magic on you.

Yes he likes watching masters and dominants slapping around and bullying their subs but it’s not something he would find arousing to preform himself. He cares about you a lot and even though Kalim eats up so much of his time you still find a way to give him respite. If it was discussed and throughly talked about he wouldn’t mind placing a hand around your throat and dirty talking you. But when it comes to anything rougher he’ll need you to look at a PowerPoint he made of potential risks… He’s also a certified nurse so if anything happens he’ll make it better…

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Nasty, perverted!Rook who steals your used underwear and socks, and everything he can get away with just so he himself can wear it. It's his way of getting closer to you, to your scent and essence.

He particularly likes to wear them to sleep, and sometimes he can't help but touch himself to it, to taint and claim you in some way, even if you don't know it yourself. Even if he can't claim you like he wanted, not right now, but he could if he truly wanted, to just sneak into Ramshackle at night, to admire and take far more than you were willing to give - he wonders, would you cry? And scream and beg, and fight like the prey he wanted you to be?

Or would do the opposite? Would tell him to touch you more, would take and claim him just as he wanted to?

So many what ifs, so many hypotheses, as he comes down from his climax; perhaps, he think, it's time to level up his little game

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You guys really liked nasty, perverted!Rook. Now get ready for perverted!Idia ＼(^_^)／

Idia, who programs a 3D game, and he even used some IRL photos to mold his protagonist (you) as realistic as possible - he is a bit ashamed of putting you in the skimpiest clothes possible but the tent on his pants makes insanely hard for him to really care about it, when all he can think is his sticky fingers bobbing up and down as his hips buck into his hand, another climax almost hitting him

Almost. As he stops just before he can, wanting to sync his orgasm with yours - the sound of your voice echoing in his ears, as he also used your real voice in his little game

As the story progresses, you have to fight all sorts of enemies, which, really, are just variations of Idia in different forms and sizes, and by fight he means: fuck. In all existing positions and including various fetishs

If you ever found out about that game, he would be dead. And aroused. Would you humiliate and berate him because this is creepy? Or would you feel flustered and let him have a little taste of you?

He can only dreamily sighs as yet again he cums into his hand as he watches you getting fucked by tentacles, your eyes, your face, your body, it's just too much to bear- he can't wait to experience it IRL

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Jade asking you to peg him while he's in eel form since he has both pairs of genitalia that way.

He bites his fist (or you) making the cutest noises while you ram your strap on into him.

Hehe Jade who is maybe on the cusp of his breeding season, so he’s considerably more sensitive than he normally is. He tries to maintain his usual playful façade, but he’s melting the moment you’re bottoming out. That wicked grin of his turns delirious and sexed out, even more so when you coax his cock from his slit. It’s thick and curves up into your palm, and you’ll stroke at it for extra stimulation. Jade can’t even get a word in; he’s so busy thrashing around in the sand, each snap of your hips driving your dick/strap deeper inside him. And your hand is so soft and warm… orz he’s succumbing immediately!!!

Fucking Jade so good he forgets the human tongue and is pathetically stringing together his words in mermish. >:) you’re amazed. It’s almost like he’s become a different person after just a few orgasms hehe. He’s like putty in your hands. His tail will curl around you to keep you close and he’ll fist the sand each time the tip of your dick/strap knocks at his deepest part, mouth open like he’s trying to send you mating signals.

And he’s making all kinds of adorable trills and musical moans!!! You think Jade likes bottoming like this sometimes because he doesn’t have to think so much,, he can just lie back and bask in the pleasure, admire the way you look on top. Annoyingly enough, he’s glowing so beautifully in the comedown, radiant with a silly smile. He’s really so cute.

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unhinged and raunchy

In which your mouth runs faster than your brain and you say something absolutely and horrifically horny by accident. All quote come from this person's tiktok series "might as well"

Third-years x gn!reader

[tw/cw} — highly suggestive, crack, idk just having fun with it i guess

Trey Clover: "If I was a donut I'd be a Boston Cream the way he fills me up with his..."

Poor Trey. He's already not a morning person, but he's wide fucking awake now.

You still look like the sleep hasn't quite left your brain, but it's starting to process what you said in front of Ace at the table.

"Bro, right in front of my scrambled eggs?" He made gagging sound, grabbing his plate and grumbling as he elected to eat outside. "I don't wanna hear about your sex life, gross."

Trey sighed pinching at his noses as he eyed you, wrapping an arm around your shoulders as you sleepily leaned into his side.

"You're still half-asleep, aren't you?"

"Hmm...I...think...mm" You nodded, pressing a kiss to his jaw. "Yeah...cream...in me—"

"Okay let's get you back to bed actually."

"Oooh...gonna make me a dooooonut...creamy donut..."

It takes him a bit longer than usual to go through the rest of his morning routine. You're no where to be found until well into the afternoon, though Ace (unfortunately) has an inkling of where you'd been.

Cater Diamond: "Slow and steady sets the pace but fast and quick lets him get a taste~"

Why are you looking at him like that?? You're the one who opened your mouth!

"Seven help me, what was that?!" He was cackling though, almost sliding off the bench from how much he was in hysterics.

"I DON'T KNOW! SNRK—" You had burst into a fit of laughter, falling off the bench yourself into the sidewalk, covering your face in embarrassment.

"Ooh~ Got your CayCay on the brain, huh? You're lucky no one else's here and that you're such a cutie~"

Both of you were losing it by now, crumpled together in a pile on the ground, clutching at each other's shoulders between fits of laughter.

"Yeah, good thing your cutie's been drinking pomegranate juice and pineapple—"

"Pffpt—stooop!"

"—Cause I'm the only sweet thing you wanna taste~"

"BWAAAHAHAHA—"

Leona Kingscholar: "I call that man my coffee 'cause of the way I guzzle him down in the morning—"

A hand smacked over your mouth, but it didn't change the fact that the poor students sitting across from you looked like they'd just witnessed a murder.

"...A lil salt never hurt nobody." You finished your sentence against Leona's palm, muffled but loud enough to make the others cringe even more.

Leona's tail smacked against your thigh as he let out a grumble, gesturing to the others.

"Out. Now." The lounge was empty in less than 30 seconds, leaving just the two of you in Leona's favorite lounge chair, next to the waterfall.

"And you." Laying back down on the cushion, Leona pulled you with him, an amused smirk on his face. "If you're gonna talk big words, you better make sure it's true. I don't think you had your 'coffee' this morning, hm?"

You grinned back at him, turning to rest your knees over his hips.

"Well, I am thirsty, and if you're offering~"

Vil Schoenheit: "Callin' you face wash with the way you come all over my face—wooooah"

Both you and Vil froze mid-routine, he applying his make up primer and you drying your face with a plush towel.

"...I don't think that would be good for my skin."

"That's the issue with what you said? Nothing else?"

Vil scoffed, tapping the tips of his fingers to spread the product around his face.

You shrugged, folding your towel and placing it on the counter before you come up behind Vil, wrapping your arms around his waist. Nuzzling into his back, he felt you grin against his shoulders.

"Well, I mean, why don't we hold a little experiment real quick and see—"

"Absolutely not now, I have places to be." Vil clicked his tongue at your as you let out a whiny pout. "Now, now dearest. I said not now. I'm more than happy to make you a mess tonight, have patience."

Rook Hunt: "A pogo stick ain't got nothing on me with the way I'm bouncin' on it."

"Oui? Is that so?" Rook looked at you with amusement, though a pretty pink blush was on his cheeks.

You yelped, jumping in your seat, almost falling off the couch, as you glared at your boyfriend behind you.

"How long have you been here listening to me spew shit?"

"As long as you've been singing your desires pour moi, I am particularly fond of the one calling me a blessing between—"

"YOU'VE BEEN HERE AT LEAST AN HOUR?? Dammit Rook, you should be thankful I fucking love your weird ass."

"As am I, mon adorable filou~" Green eyes flitted down your body, the corner of his lips quirking up as he looked back up to meet your own.

"A pogo stick, hmm?"

"Oh, yeah. Go hard and fast just like—" You sighed, rubbing a hand down your face. "I should stop."

"Pourquoi? I find it rather sweet you think such thoughts of me!" Rook leaned in close, a coy smile on his lips.

I'd be more than happy to indugle in them, rien que pour vous!

Idia Shroud: "Call him a remote with the way he makes me louder with just his thumb~"

The clatter of a controller dropping on the ground and the sight of blue flames going pink made you shrink into Idia's bed as he turned in his chair to stare at you.

"Huh, I'll call you back later, 'kay bye." You rapidly hung up, crawling backwards as Idia clambered over to you and on the bed, reaching for your phone.

"WHO YOU WERE YOU TALKING TO? WHY ARE YOU TELLING THEM OUR BUSINESS!"

Curling around your phone and pushing him away with your foot on his chest (easily mind you, he was barely resisting), you batted your eyes.

"I didn't mean to. It just came out while gossiping with Cat—"

"YOU'RE TELLING CATER ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE?" Idia shrieked, collapsing on top of you, effectively trapping you to the bed with his weight. "How am I ever going to face him..."

"You don't even talk to him! You actively go out of your way to avoid him. I was just bragging about you..."

Idia mumbled into your chest, making you pause until he popped up and gave you a glare, tips now turning red.

"I'm not gonna help you beat the final boss of your dumb game anymore."

"Idia! Noooo I need you!"

Malleus Draconia: "Call me soil with the way he plows me—oooooh."

Malleus's arms where steadying you as you giggled, tipsy from the wine Lilia had brought out earlier. Evidently, humans are much more susceptible to the effects of fae wine, you didn't even recognize the man holding you.

"No, no, no, no. I don' wanna go with you, I want Mal...to plow...heh." You snorted, tripping over your feet.

"Come now beastie, wait until we're in my chambers." He was both concerned for how quickly you became drunk but also amused from the chatter coming from your mouth.

"I—hmm. Where's Mal?" The two of you managed to get to his room, though you pushed him off you and tripped over to the bed. "MalMal...He can plant his seed in me..."

You planted face down into the bed, still giggling as Malleus carefully moved you under the covers with a soft smile.

"A tempting proposition, perhaps we can discuss in the morning when you're right of mind."

Lilia Vanrouge: "Might as well call me a book the way this man opens me up before bed every night..."

"I'm begging you to stop, please."

"...Flipping my pages…"

"I really don't want to hear your nights with Fa—Lilia. Please."

Silver gave Lilia a pleading look, nodding his head to you. Lilia was covering a smile as he watched you tiredly blink up at the two of them.

The consequences of you staying up for two days to do homework and study for an exam, evidently, were having you say the most amusing things. Especially about Lilia.

"But-but-but, it's true! I gotta speak my truth man." You slurred your words, squeezing your eyes tightly and opening, as if it would help.

"He's soooo good! And-and I just love him so much Silver. Silver. Silver. SILVER!"

Silver tilted his head as far back as possible as you grabbed his shoulders with a wild look in your eye. Again, his eyes begged Lilia to intervene, though said fae was still watching with amusement.

"...I need him carnally."

"Father please."

"Okay, okay. Sweetheart, come 'ere. Let's get you to bed."

You let yourself get led away by Lilia, squinting at him in confusion until you realized who was holding you.

"Lilia! Yaaaay~ I was just talking about you!"

"Yes, and you can talk about me more in my room, alright sweet?"

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Two's Company, Three's a Crowd, and Six is a Riot

OB!Boys x Reader

Synopsis Malleus and the others were never really sure what to expect from you. After your involvement of the last six overblots, they all hoped that you wouldn't get into any more trouble.  Wishful thinking, on their parts. But honestly, how else were they supposed to react to the 6 different versions of you from the future?! All of them claiming they were married to one of them in their future?!  Is it a delightful surprise? Yes, though most of them won't admit it. But now they must discuss, which timeline are they currently in, and who gets to stake their claim in your heart? Perhaps it's time to take advantage and learn from their respective ‘You’, specifically how it is they managed to woo you and bring that potentiality into reality. Now if only they could find you, current, time-period you, and put some new learned skills into practice… OR A freak magic accident replaces you with six potential future versions of you that 6 of your friends married. Now they learn a bit about, you, themselves, and their future, all while trying to bring the current you back to present-day.

An interactive story, choose how you want the next chapter to go!

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[cw] - sexual humor, minor character death

[tags] - multi x reader, humor, time travel, fluff, mild angst, happy ending

Chapter List:

i. Thievin’, stealin’, takin’ what’s not yours

ii. The sweetest tart in the red tyrant’s feast (PENDING)

iii. Royal consort to the wild usurper (QUEUED)

iv. The merchant’s most precious treasure

v. A desert flower for the schemer’s heart

vi. The beautiful tyrant and her muse

vii. Persephone and the watchman’s worship

viii. Temporal mischief of the heart (yours in particular)

ix. No grave can hold my body down

x. Malevolence and his briar rose

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i'm still not over this riddle

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swimming

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Imagine HAE!MC asking Vil and Cater (maybe Rook too, I’m sure he’d enjoy it) to help them post thirst traps and some more sexy content for the wider monster communities 😉

Warnings: yandere, yandere behavior, thirst trap pictures, nsfw, adult themes, by selecting 'view more' you consent to view content and are of age to view content.

Vil will try to caution the Human about too many thirst traps, because he knows how the more depraved monsters view the Human and thirst after them. He will still help (and keep several prints for his own personal use later) and he will love putting together lingerie and skimpy outfits for them, practically drooling when he first gets to see the human so scantily clad. 100% he is going to join them (even in his own skimpy items) under the guise of making them feel less exposed and comfortable around someone who is also scantily clad. He will be keeping any skimpy pictures he gets of himself and the Human.

Rook is trying to keep himself from getting to excited, holding his chelicerae together to stop anyone from seeing how excited he is. His eyes are pitch black regardless. He is offering his silk and is so excited to help fit the lingerie onto the Human, he can't help but add thigh-high socks to the ensemble. He will be going above and beyond to get the softest silk he can make to create these looks for the Human, he will also be keeping his own prints of any of the pictures taken of the Human (especially any of the Human and Vil). He is DROOLING from the pictures.

Cater is somewhat against the idea, as he himself was threatened many times by Humanfuckers trying to get these kinds of pictures from him. he knows how others view the Human and he knows that there are many who will take these images and try to make animated porn and look-alike porn of the Human using these images. He may even try to sabotage the Human from uploading these pictures in an attempt to keep Humanfuckers from misusing the images. Not to say he isn't trying desperately to hold himself back from jumping the Human himself, but he is more concerned about how this will impact poaching.

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Idk if it's been mentioned yet but I'm going feral at the thought of Heartslabyul centaurs having some kind of harness so their pretty human darling can be strapped underneath them with their cock buried in them (if that makes sense haha)

WAAAA YES!!!! Stretched open, your tummy bulging from thick horse cock and the copious amounts of cum he’s filled you with,,, >_< if this is the best way to prevent any sort of aggression and ease discomfort brought on by breeding season, you’ll do your best to accommodate your centaur as his temporary cocksleeve. <3

Your Heartslabyul centaur going about his day while keeping you plugged on his cock, the sounds of your gasps and moans music to his ears. And if you’re embarrassed that someone might happen to see you, he’ll drape a blanket over himself to shield you. :) by the end of the day, you’re nearly boneless with exhaustion and can’t orgasm anymore, filled to the brim with so much cum, that he has to carry you back to the stables and lay you down on his cushy bedding to rest. Thankfully, you make sure to take proper contraception to prevent the risk of pregnancy. A terrible thing your centaurs are all trying to interfere with. >:/ you’ve done such a good job looking after and caring for them. Surely these skills would be just as amazing during motherhood? 👀 a thought you won’t have a chance to consider the next time you’re ovulating and conveniently “lose” your birth control. Your centaurs will be happy to step in and help.

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Size difference

⚠️ WARNINGS: Dirty jokes and butt.

Yuu: Ace, Deuce! Sebek swapped rooms with me so I won't be joining the sleepover tonight. Said you three and Grim are gonna play Yu-Gi-Oh all night?

Ace & Deuce, whispering to each other: (Sebek? Yu-Gi-Oh? ... Yeaaah. He got evicted.)

Deuce: So you'll be at Draconia-senpai's?

Yuu: Uh-huh. I'm kinda nervous, actually. Apparently Silver is busy with...volunteer work? And Lilia's out all day at an annual Grandpa's Book Club Association meetup or something. I think. I'm not sure. So it's just the two of us today.

Ace: (They all got conveniently evicted..!) Yeeeah, Sebek and us are gonna Yu-Gi-Oh until we drop dead! So you go enjoy yourself too, m'kay? Don't worry, we'll greet you tomorrow with some painkillers.

Yuu: Painkillers?

Deuce: And I'll go ask Crewel for crutches in case you need it!

Yuu: Crutches?! What are you both talking about?!

Deuce: Prefect, you may be magicless, but you gotta be one of the strongest people I know.

Yuu: Thanks??

Ace: That's what are friends are for, yeah? And just a useful tip:

"Make him drink pineapple juice."

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How would the HAE boys react to finding out the reader is pregnant with their child(ren)? (I’m unsure if you’ve answered a similar request but either way, I love your writing!!!)

This is only one half of the yanderes, Including the Hoard (Sebek, Silver, Lilia, Malleus), Poisonous Beauty (Vil and Rook), Octo-Trio (Azul, Jade, Floyd), and Idia. I will do part two with the other NCR characters

Warnings: as the request states, Yandere, yandere behavior, yandere relationship, pregnancy warning, afab reader (though I will keep pronouns they/them), large mention of poly relationships with the fellas (many mention poly relationships and some require a poly relationship to be in any relationship [ie. The Hoard and Malleus]), by selecting 'view more' you consent to view content and are of age to view content, some have oviposition based on the species, mainly ficlets, any appearances made by Grim or Ortho are solely platonic, some graceful responses, some not so graceful responses, all positive responses, mostly fluff minus some teasing and confusion, not all take place at the same time, various 'relationship routes', mostly poly relationships, various poly group dynamics*

*Special note; In The Hoard, Lilia and Silver are NOT romantically interested, they are father and son and hold firmly to that.

*Special note; In the Octo-Trio, Jade and Floyd are NOT romantically interested, they are twins and have always shared things.

The Hoard:

Malleus Draconia (300+)

"You... what?"

Malleus stood in complete disbelief and surprise, waiting for it to be some kind of joke made in poor taste, but the serious expression of his beloved Human never once left their face. It took only a few moments longer for him to realize his beloved Human (Y/n) was- in fact- not joking. A momentary pause gave way to genuine jubilation and joy as the air seemed to noticeably warm.

The Dragon was quick to fall to his knees and press both clawed hands eagerly to his beloved mate's stomach, as if he were trying to see the egg- hopefully eggs, plural- forming in their soft womb. Though he couldn't see them yet, he was more than elated to know that inside of his mate was the formation of his young. He would make sure that his hatchlings had what he never got the privilege of having- both parents. He never got to meet his father or mother, but he would be damned if the same ever had the chance to befall his own children.

"Are you... happy?"

"Of course I am! I am thrilled we will bring the next generation of Draconias into our humble home. Lilia is an expert in raising Dragon hatchlings- he raised me after all- so I am certain the others in the Hoard will be so thrilled to hear you are with child. Our child."

Malleus continued to hum and purr, nuzzling his nose ever so gently against the soft stomach of his beloved. How many times he has wished and hoped for such an event to come to pass. He knew there were many things to prepare for; forming the proper foundation of a Hoard for his new young, preparing the 'Cradle' to imbue the egg with his magic, just getting the egg here in the first place, deciding names, announcing it to Briar Valley, all of it. He had to make sure it was all perfect for his perfect family.

"Come, let us share our wonderful news with the rest of the Hoard, I'm sure young Grim is going to be thrilled to be an older brother."

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Lilia Vanrouge (800+)

"Repeat that for me?"

"I'm... Pregnant?"

"One more time."

"Lilia."

Lilia chuckled at the gentle scolding tone that his wonderful Human grumbled out in, their frustrated frown making him acquiesce. He had asked at least five times for it to be repeated because he just loved the sound of those words coming from someone he adored ever so much. Naturally, he was elated and looked forward to any young running around the gloomy castle of Briar Valley.

"Do you know which of us is the father yet? I'm certain Malleus will be thrilled to hear the royal clutch of eggs will have siblings."

"Yeah, the palace doctor told me based on the wings growing, they have to be yours!"

This actually made the old Bat Fae visibly pause, turning to look with wide and almost hesitantly excited eyes. Surely the sweet Human was joking right?

"They...?"

"They're... yours? Are you okay Lilia? You're not... you're not angry, are you?"

Lilia realized how his surprise must have been perceived as he was quick to immediately try and soothe the somewhat stressed and worried Human he adored. Of course he was happy, he just wasn't honestly expecting to get young of his own so soon. He figured Silver or Sebek would be next.

"No! I could never be angry, not about this! This is wonderful news! It may be a bit confusing for Silver, but he is smart and I know he will adore them as their older brother. How could he not? I'm sure Malleus himself will be more than taken with our little pup!"

Lilia was clearly happy and seemed to be bouncing as he stood behind he beloved Human, wrapping his wings around their body, all while holding their soft stomach in his hands. He had long decided to adore any child borne into the Hoard, but he knew he would be especially gentle with this one. How could he not? They were his, after all.

"Let's go tell Malleus the Hoard will have more than the Royal Clutch to take care of."

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Sebek Zigvolt (19)

"Your Majesty!"

Sebek cried as he rushed forward, keen to help despite the fact the soft Human in his arms had merely stumbled on the edge of the large rugs lain across the floor. As a retainer for both Malleus and the Human, Sebek was always keenly alert for any sign of discomfort or potential threats. Naturally, even things that weren't genuine threats were treated as such, even as Sebek growled angrily at the rug.

"Vile thing! Tripping up my Majesty (Y/n), you will burn for this!"

"Sebek."

"Yes, your Majesty?"

"I've told you that you can call me by my name, you're one of my mates, you don't have to call me 'Majesty' all the time."

"But I must! As one of your loyal guards, it is my sworn oath-"

The loud half-Fae was hushed gently by a finger over his lips, immediately swallowing down his words and paying apt attention. Of course the half-Fae was loyal, he came from a long line of guards and his non-Fae half happened to be a guard-dog species in the literal sense. He was genetically wired to be a good guard and a loyal companion.

"I just returned from a visit to the palace physician, he has confirmed I am pregnant again."

"This is wonderful news! We should-"

"Not done yet."

"My apologies."

"Sebek, when they checked, they found several heartbeats and confirmed that the embryos growing are canine in appearance with long tails. Meaning you are the father of this current litter."

It took a moment for Sebek to fully understand what was being said to him, his eyes widening and his ears sitting up at attention. His tail began a slow wag that quickly evolved into a whipping force, as he slammed his tail back and forth with barely contained excitement despite the stress inside of him.

"I'm- I'm going to be a father?"

"Yes."

"Truly?"

"Yes, you adorable crocodile-dog."

"I... I NEED TO TELL EVERYONE!!"

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Silver (24)

"Are you too cold, (Y/n)?"

"Silver, I'm fine. I promise if there was anything bothering me, I would tell you."

"I simply don't wish for you to be uncomfortable..."

"I know, and I appreciate that."

The Reindeer happily trotted through the almost jagged gardens of the Briar Valley Palace, his adored Human resting on a specially made saddle strapped to his secondary back. As the official steed, it was Silver's job to ensure that he checked in regularly with the soft Human on his back, especially after the recent announcement that they had become pregnant once more. He would be damned before anything bad happened to the Human he adored whole-heartedly.

"Silver, since we have some peace in the gardens, I wanted to talk with you about something."

"Of course. Whatever you need, I am here to listen and aid."

"At my most recent check-up to see how the pregnancy is coming along, and they made an interesting discovery. I was a bit dubious at first, but after more examination, the Palace physician discovered this one has hooves."

"... Hooves?"

"Yes."

Silver didn't really seem to understand what he was being told and vaguely thought it odd that his beloved Human emphasized the presence of hooves in regard to their newly forming young. It took several long beats of silence before the Human tried again to gently lead Silver to the right conclusion.

"Out of Malleus, Lilia, Sebek, and you, it would only make sense that the hooves were inherited from the one that is the likely father."

"That would make sense."

He wasn't getting it. A more direct approach was clearly needed.

"That means you, Silver."

This got the Reindeer to pause in place, his head cocking from one side to the other before he turned, auroral colored eyes wide in surprise.

"... Me?"

"Yes, you."

"I'm.... I'm gonna be a Papa?"

"Yes."

"Does Father know?"

"Not yet. You're the first I've told."

There was a clear excitement in the typically tired Reindeer's eyes as he hoped slightly, turning and almost dashing to the doors that lead deeper into the palace. Naturally, the increased pace meant the soft Human had to reflexively hold onto the horn of the saddle to not lose their balance.

"Silver??"

"We have to tell Father! And Malleus! And Sebek! They'll all be as thrilled as I am!"

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Shinigami Woes

Idia Shroud (88)

"Oh, fuck. Like, irl?"

"The hell's that supposed to mean?"

"No! I didn't mean it like that! I just-! I mean-! I'm a sweaty, gross, gamer nerd. I honestly didn't think you would want to stick around with me or have-"

A sudden excited voice broke through what was meant to be a private conversation between Human and Shinigami, as the previously eavesdropping Ortho burst into the room. He was so excited his leg locked up beneath him, making him stumble into the kind hug of (Y/n). Of course the child Shinigami was listening, he adored both his older brother and the Human as siblings and wanted the two of them to be together since day one.

"That means you're going to have a new baby! I won't be the baby of the family anymore!"

"Ortho," (Y/n) gently scolded the excitable young Shinigami, unable to stop the smile tugging at their lips, "You know better than to eavesdrop when you weren't part of the initial conversation."

"I'm sorry, but I'm just so excited! I'll have a new friend in three years!"

This made a soft sigh escape the Human, as it was quite vexingly true; Shinigami pregnancies- even half Shinigami- took three years of gestation. Of course, no one was excited to be pregnant for that long, but such was the nature of Shinigami young.

"Yes, and you'll be an uncle. so I hope you'll teach your new family member everything you can so they are as kind and smart as you."

Ortho whooped at this, leaping up excitedly and turning on his jets to fly from the room, his voice fading away as he clearly shouted the news to everyone within earshot. This left Idia to face off with his loving and adoring Human mate who was a little less than pleased with his initial reaction.

"Why is he more excited about this than you are?"

"Ghk! I didn't mean-! What I was trying to say is-!"

The Shinigami sighed and then gave a genuine smile, one of happiness twinged with a bit of stress, but a true smile none the less.

"I am thrilled we will have a tiny ankle-biter together. I can show them all the ways technology can be used and Ortho will finally have someone closer in age to play with. But, it is a long pregnancy, and I would wage a guess it won't be easy. But fuck it, I'll grind out some parenting levels and see what Papa Hades thinks is best. We're going to have the most skilled and smart gamer-kid to ever exist with all the best stats!"

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Poisonous Beauty

Vil Schoenheit (25)

"Yes, (Y/n), my Dear, what is it?"

The ever popular and busy Harpy actor glanced over his shoulder from the script he was reading, a warm smile pulling at this lovely face as he saw his beloved Human standing in the doorway. His door was always open to his two mates, (Y/n) and Rook no matter what he was doing or how busy he was. Even if he was actively hashing out contracts and deal signings, he would always have time to speak to his lovers.

"Vil, I have some news, not sure if you'll find it exciting or not, but I think Rook will be over the moon."

"Oh? And what is this 'exciting' news?"

"Since I've been having such an upset stomach recently, I decided I should go see a doctor just to make sure everything is alright with me. He said my white blood-cell count is high and the eggs are doing just fine in their now calcifying shells."

"That is wonderful news, I-" Vil paused for a moment, his neatly groomed brows furrowing ever so slightly, "eggs?"

"Yes, actually. Four healthy eggs."

"... and they have calcium heavy shells?"

"Yes. I was worried I wouldn't be able to tell if they were yours or Rook's given you both are egg bearing species, but-"

Vil couldn't wait to pull his sweet and adoring Human into his embrace, burying his face in their shoulder as he spun them around. Naturally, the ever observant hunter was keenly aware of the sounds of mirth and cooing made by his two life-partners and came to investigate what the commotion was all about.

"Roi du Poison, mon Trickster, why the sudden excitement? Has something wonderful happened?"

"Rook! (Y/n) is-! We are going to have-!"

(Y/n) gave a gentle chuckle at how much Vil struggled to get the words out, smiling adoringly at the Harpy who was cooing and fluttering his wings, his tail feathers shaking in excitement. It was clear the Harpy was besides himself with joy as his tail feathers and crest rose up into a full display, very loud cheerful calls escaping the throat of the Harpy.

"Dieu merci! What has happened to put our lovely Roi du Poison in such a radiant mood?"

"My visit to the doctors today revealed something wonderful, Rook. I am indeed healthy- despite my recent bouts of illness in the morning- and the four eggs I am carrying are healthy as well!"

"Merveilleux! My beautiful mates! We will make excellent parents!"

Rook Hunt (19)

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"Rook?"

"Yes, mon amour?"

"Is now a good time to chat?"

"Of course!"

Rook turned around from the deer he had brought home after his most recent Hunt, his smile wide despite the red that tinted his hands a dark color. He was quick to set his skinning tools to the side and wipe off his hands on a nearby rag. Often, the Drider would be unable to resist putting his hands on one of his beloved mates, so he would have to make sure his hands were clean before that happened.

"What do you need, mon Trickster?"

"Well, you know how Vil and I ran errands today?"

"Oui. Roi du Poison wanted to scope out that new skin-care line that launched and you were going to have a quick health check with the doctors. I trust they were polite to you?"

"Of course they were. You and I both know the fit Vil would throw if they weren't."

"Roi du Poison does have such a way with words."

Rook chuckled in a good-natured and equally good-humored way as he curled his legs slightly, kneeling down to smile at his beloved Human. It was a habit he picked up after seeing how far his dearest had to crane their neck back to look at him, given his height advantage.

"Well, the doctor said all the numbers were well within expected range and that the eggs are thriving."

"... Do my ears deceive me? Eggs? Could it be true?"

"It is true! I wondered if they were your eggs or Vil's, seeing as we are in such harmony most times, but based on size, number, and lack of calcium in the shells, they are more than likely Drider eggs!"

Rook was quick to sweep his beloved human off of their feet, cuddling them and holding them tightly against his chest as he peppered their face in soft kisses. Of course Rook was elated, he would be even if they were Vil's brood and not his own. There was little more the could think of that would make him any happier in that moment than to hold is beautiful mate close. Well, perhaps he would be happier if the beautiful Vil were present as well to share in the information, but now doubt the Harpy had taken a step back to allow Rook his space to celebrate.

"This is the best news you could have possibly given me! Were I skilled enough to entangle the stars in my silk that I could snatch them from the sky as payment for the joy you always bring into my life! Now we will have more joys to cherish! No doubt Roi du Poison is already ensuring everything is being set up appropriately for this next step we take on our journey as mates! Allons-y!"

"Go? Go where?"

"To rejoice with our beautiful mate Vil of course!"

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Octo-Trio

Azul Ashengrotto (20)

"Come in."

The successful and business savvy entrepreneur didn't even glance up at the knock on his office door, writing up yet another contract for someone seeking to create a join business venture in the empire that was Azul Ashengrotto's Lounge. He had long moved past the Monstro Lounge of his school-days and had become quite the tycoon in the food industry as The Human themselves had bolstered his culinary reach and now their combined efforts had taken Twisted Wonderland by storm.

"You got a minute, Azul?"

The Octopus looked up quickly at the familiar voice of his lover and business partner (Y/n), watching them approach with keen interest as he set his pen down and moved his papers to the side. It didn't matter how much was promised or of what, his beloved (Y/n) came first and was ranked above every past/current/potential client.

"I always have time for you, Angelfish."

"Still refuse to call me 'Shrimpy' like Jade and Floyd?"

"I don't know why they insist on calling you such a name as 'Shrimpy' as if to imply you are a bottom-feeder!"

"I think it has more to do with the symbiotic relationship of Cleaner Shrimp and Moray Eels instead of bottom-feeders, but I digress. I do hope you have divvied up our shares adequately these past few years."

"Yes..." Azul seemed tense and uncertain now, worried that perhaps his beloved Human planned to divorce him and the twins based on the question, "I have. Mostly equal for you and I, Jade and Floyd get a little bit less, but still fair. ... Are you unhappy?"

"What?"

"Because I can fix it! I promise! Just give me a few days and-"

"Azul!"

He fell silent, swallowing back tears as he tried and failed to keep himself from spiraling. Why else would his beloved ask about shares being split if they did not intend to split from him? He had to fix it, but his own tears were making it impossible to speak.

"I'm asking because we need to split them up further and I am happy to give more of my share so you don't have to redo the book-keeping."

"Why would we need to split them further? There is Me, You, Jade, and Floyd. The only reason we would need to split any of our earnings is if another mate entered the fold or-"

Azul's mind finally caught up to him and he was struck dumb. Surely not? The several doctors he kept on retainer would have let him know if there were any difference in your hormone levels. Right?

"Congratulations, Azul, we're going to really have to split up the shares if all of them make it to term and hatch. Hope you can handle having everything split that many ways."

Azul couldn't speak after the emotional rollercoaster he had been on in such a short period of time. He didn't need to though. His tentacles- which he could usually keep on a short leash- suddenly rushed forward, wrapping around his beloved Human and pulling them to him as he kissed their face and any exposed skin excitedly. They gave a sweet laugh under the affectionate barrage of kissing, holding his face affectionately even as the many tentacles gripped at their soft flesh.

"You..! I thought you-!"

"Scared you, didn't I? I figured that's why Floyd and Jade wanted me to ask you that way, since the clutch is entirely Octopus eggs and they're both mad they didn't get the chance given how 'eager' you were to keep going."

"I should have known..! Here I was terrified you were going to make me into Takoyaki for Floyd."

"Eh, it's still on the table~"

"(Y/N)-!"

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Floyd and Jade Leech (20 & 20)

"Ne, Jade, when is Shrimpy coming home?"

Floyd whined a long complaint, dragging out each syllable as he complained to his patient twin. Jade was busy looking over recent numbers in Azul's absence while he ran errands with their shared mate (Y/n). It was sure to be a long day and everyone knew Floyd would get bored quickly after the first few stops, but he would be bored alone. Still, even with Jade mostly entertaining Floyd's whining, the Eel Merman was bored.

"They are on their way back now, Azul told me a few minutes ago."

"Well why didn't you say so sooner, Jade?"

"It didn't seem like you were in the mood to listen when you ripped that pillow to shreds."

"Whatever. If Little Shrimpy is on their way back, things are gonna get interesting again. Always is! I'm gonna give them a good squeeze for going out and leaving us behind!"

"You chose to stay-"

"Don't care!"

The door to the room swung open and in came Azul, taking the coat off of the shoulders of their shared mate with great care. He glanced up quickly, glad to see Floyd and Jade were waiting by the door. At least then he wouldn't have to go find them.

"The both of you, we have news to share."

"That can wait for me to get a squeeze of my Shrimpy-"

"No, it cannot, Floyd."

"You're no fun, Azul."

The Octopus man was annoyed with the eel but Jade was eagerly awaiting whatever news it was that they had to share. Clearly it was something important if they simply could not wait to settle and let Floyd go about his usual routine.

"If you squeeze her too hard, you'll harm the eggs, Floyd."

"Egg- oh my, has our sweet (Y/n) taken to a clutch? Congratulations."

(Y/n) chuckled at this while Azul pouted and a certain surprise overtook the Eel.

"You don't mean to say..?"

"Yeah, I'm not sure how many are Floyd's, and how many are your eggs but the doctors said they looked fine and seem to be growing properly."

Jade couldn't even respond as Floyd quickly lifted their precious Human, spinning them around while also being careful to not squeeze too hard. Both eels were elated with the idea of having their own fry and Floyd was eager to see these cute combination young. Jade was curious how it would show the combination of genetics between himself and the Human.

"We're gonna have a bunch of Shrimp Eels!"

Floyd laughed as Jade smiled good-humoredly. He looked forward to sharing his ever increasing culinary expertise with the soft Human that he was fortunate enough to share with his twin and comrade.

"Careful, Floyd, you can see for yourself when they hatch. It certainly seems our lovely family is growing."

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the way hearts appeared in my eyes when reading that basketball club gangbang thought, and the soft-ish noncon mention made it better σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡ having floyd push your head down on ace's dick to shut you up while jamil preps you <3 <3 your brain's a goldmine

AAA YES!!! Trying to protest, but suddenly you’re face to face with Ace’s dick and Floyd’s easing your head down… >_< petting you like you’re a dog while he talks you through it: “See? S’not so bad, is it? Crabby’s not that big anyways, so Shrimpy shouldn’t struggle too much.” T_T Ace who can only glare weakly at Floyd,, too busy trying not to buck up into your throat and accidentally choke you. If not for Floyd’s hand on your head to keep you there, Ace would probably grab your head to push you further down.

But maybe he doesn’t have to do that because it’s Jamil’s fingers curling inside you that cause you to cry out while your mouth is full. Or when Jamil thinks you’re adequately prepared and he sheaths himself in one rough thrust, his fingers digging into your hips, and you’re immediately pressed closer to Ace. >:) Ace who wants to cum all over your face like in the porn he watches, but he can’t help doing it down your throat. Watching you choke and cough around his cock, tears brimming in your eyes from either pain or pleasure or disgust or maybe all three. And it’s the hottest thing he’s ever seen.

Floyd who has been sweetly petting you, praising you, even guiding you through it all. Seeing how sloppy and inexperienced your technique is and maybe grabbing hold of your face to move you the way he wants so you can give Ace a proper blowjob. Aaaaa and when positions are switched you’re flipped over onto your back and now it’s Floyd’s turn to have fun. Resting his hard, leaking dick on your stomach and seeing how your face scrunches with anxiety. Aww, is Shrimpy nervous? Don’t be. He’ll be nice and good to you. <3 you need something to hold onto when he slides in, the breath punched from your lungs, but there’s no such thing to grip onto so you can ground yourself. Instead, your arms are spread and two cocks slide into either of your hands. You look up into the faces of the team you used to admire and idolize and can’t recognize any of them.

[twsted-kinks]

Do you think Jamil would use his um to hypnotize darling into being his dorm’s fuckhole? Or a fuckhole between him and octrio cuz I do love gangbangs with guys that have a super slimy side. Maybe someone is recording the gangbang for jack off material that might also be used as blackmail material if needed?! Or maybe it gets you stuck in a contract as their sex doll before it escalates to cam girl to bring in some profit or maybe doing some exclusive live late night shows at the lounge hnnnnng. I’m sorry it’s just that gangbanging has been doing a number on my brain and I’m ready to combust

OOOOO omg yes absolutely!!! WAIT,,, Jamil doing that out of hate..... just pure dislike for you, and it scratches some sadistic part inside him to see how you come undone with the help of his hypnosis. Hypnotizing you to be Scarabia's silly cock-slut...... just a dumb hole for everyone to fuck into,,, free use...... in my mind Jamil wants nothing to do with those fish, but if he somehow owed some sort of debt to them or if Azul was on his tail about how grateful Jamil ought to be for their help during the events of book four..... maybe he would be inclined to do it but only once and then that's that; debt paid!!! orz whatever happens to you after that when you're in the arms of the fish is your responsibility. >:)

The ideal and underrated combination would be Ruggie and Jamil. One slimy guy who can turn your mind to mush and all he needs to do is have you look into his eyes so he can utter the spell, and another slimy guy who can take complete control of your every move..... the potential!!!! Their cooperation in Glomas was so scrumptious..... Jamil hypnotizing you while Ruggie's making you spread yourself open for both of them...... the two of them exchanging looks and trying to see who is the most devious between the two of them, but clearly they're both enjoying it because Jamil is smirking and Ruggie won't stop snickering..... </3 terrible men......

But back to Scarabia!!! I love the idea of Kalim wanting to repay Octavinelle for all of their help (much to Jamil's dismay), so what better way to do that than throw a big celebration!!! :D and those slimy fish certainly aren't going to object. The dorm doesn't even need to get you drunk when you're hypnotized and maybe Kalim doesn't even realize that's what happened because he's too busy having fun and forcing more food and drink your way..... orz and because Scarabia is so thoughtful and has the foresight for these things...... one way or another, you're being spread out on the luxurious carpets in Scarabia lounge and someone's passing around condoms and lube and toys and the whole thing quickly becomes all about sex because you're so cock-drunk.

Hehe thinking about Jamil who doesn't partake at all, merely watching from the sidelines as you're plowed raw by some of the students, as they move your hands towards their waiting dicks, as you choke on cock and get covered in cum, as Jade and Floyd sink their teeth into your shoulders and neck while fucking you at the same time, etc etc. I think Jamil would get the most pleasure from the moments after, when the party has settled down and you come to from the hypnosis and you're left with this gaping emptiness inside you as you realize you were just used by so many guys, some of whom you thought were your friends. Why would you have sex with so many guys? That's not like you at all!!! >_< waaa the panic...

And Jamil who smiles and will play at being your friend when in reality he could care less. AAAAA HE'S MEAN....... I love Jamil who gets sick satisfaction from having you depend on and trust in him.... as if he isn't the cause for your misery.