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Gerard Presgurvic is so me, my hero

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“Unrequited Romcutio is canon” I say into the mic

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“They’re right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 3rd row stands: John Eyzen himself

And Luca giacomelli ferrarini

Probably Zoltan too

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This fandom is two houses 💔

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Which could mean nothing

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Shio Suzumi as Benvolio in Gérard Presgurvic's Romeo & Juliette | ロミオとジュリエット Takarazuka Star Troupe | 2010

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Speaking of Horsemeo et Horsiette,

Furbmeo et Furbiette ❤️

@orlando-eyzen willingly helped cast this 😻

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Birthday 🚨🚨🚨

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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THW FUCK WHAT THE FUCK NO

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Every time I see that “that evil twink will pay” post I can only think of him:

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A spectrum

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Happy pride month 🤭😼

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I think it’s nice more people are being forced to think about Horsemeo

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Hello world, this was my fan casting for Horsiette and Horsemeo for Horsemeo et Horsiette: De la haine des chevaux à l'amour des chevaux

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Im obsessed with this silly photo so here

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Oh no … I kinda get it now

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A dog in the house of Montague moves me

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We were alone in the theater on OPENING NIGHT of the movie, it was great

So me and @tybaltescalus went to go see the Juliet and Romeo movie tonight and let’s just say… it was something!

The songs weren’t horrible, they just all sounded the same (radio pop music) the acting and singing was okay but they made some interesting changes. For instance, Lord Montague (I think??) says “ROME IS COMING FOR VERONA” and then they just kinda forget about that for the rest of the movie??? ROME??

Romeo and Juliet meet wayyy before the ball scene in like a street fight, Lord Montague beats up Romeo, also, everyone is freezing?? Like you can see their breath in the air the whole movie but it’s weird because nobody’s really dressed for winter so it just looks like they’re all vaping

It took me forever to figure it out who Benvolio was but he looked like this twink ass bad John Eyzen doppelgänger, like he had the wavy hair to one side, wearing purple, everything

There’s a guy named Tommaso

The most egregious crime however. They made Mercutio canonically a Montague, Romeo’s brother, and he’s also in love with this random capulet girl named Veronica. I didn’t think it was possible to straightcode Mercutio but somehow they did it

I lost the plot halfway in, something something about this magical resurrecting potion, the prince straight up arrests Friar Lawrence and the nurse and then releases them, Romeo and Juliet drink the potion and come back to life

Honorable mention notes I took during the movie: