A River-Nymph but also like Neo in the MatrixI make zines and silly things.www.patinathing.comLate middle 20s of age.
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Rules of DIY:
if it's a skill, there's rules you can learn
if it's an art, rules are not your concern
make it fucked up or you won't make it
if it's already broken, you can't break it
anything can be fixed with gorilla glue
except for pleather, and also you
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Cow!
speedrunning getting fired by sending this to my boss over slack
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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”
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Y’all look at my okra!
Last year I had one dwarf okra, called Baby Bubba to come up. And I guess it was the one I saved seeds from 🤣.
Next year this might go in my front flower bed, the flowers and leaves are gorgeous.
And yes, i picked that okra.

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Just the need to make something in 5 minutes.
My style is generally logical, I know how it goes. Mono-color is very useful. I do like colors though. It's good to see colors. Hi colors.
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A painting I did for an upcoming feature about The Last of Us for Lost in Cult
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I occasionally collide the two categories out of sheer folly when attempting to describe a gay swag or a swag gay.
Gwag or sometimes swaggay.
But that's only because I'm a poet. I wouldn't recommend such dangerous things to non-poetic souls.
i do still talk like a middle school boy circa 2012 and things are either gay or swag to me
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been appearing to peasant girls as a beautiful and ethereal immortal bathed in gold and i offer them an "elixir of immortality" but it's just extended release stimulants
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I open Tumblr. I post something that should be a diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr after having it closed for 1.2 minutes. I reblog 176 posts in a row. I add tags of absolute gibberish to 7 of those. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr I post yet another should-be diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open tu
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i need liberals and leftists and particularly northern state liberals and leftists to shut the fuck up about southern states but i ESPECIALLY need them to shut the fuck up about how people dying in natural disasters in texas is deserved because texas's government is the way it is
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